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Funny story: Katie's Cruise ultimatum: either the mother-in-law goes or I do

Katie's Cruise ultimatum: either the mother-in-law goes or I do

Hollywood - (Ass Mess): Film actor Tom Cruise has received an ultimatum from wife Katie Holmes, mother of their baby daughter Suri, who is said to have become exasperated at having her mother-in-law Mary Lee Mapother living in a custom built shed-cum...

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Funny story: Sweet smelling butts means big bucks for John Paul Gaultier.

Sweet smelling butts means big bucks for John Paul Gaultier.

Farting! letting rip! Squeezing the cheese! These are all different ways to describe passing wind, a totally natural but sometimes embarrassing bodily function that has been the butt of jokes the world over. Well, it seems no more as John Paul Gaulti...

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Funny story: Cruise and Holmes asked: Is Your Baby Gay?

Cruise and Holmes asked: Is Your Baby Gay?

Hollywood - (Ass Press): A California Southern Baptist pastor has caused a furore by suggesting that not only is poor sperm quality the root of homosexuality but that Suri, the infant daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, may be gay herself.

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Funny story: Katie Holmes has a new Mom - Tom!

Katie Holmes has a new Mom - Tom!

Is there no end to the lengths that Tom Cruise will go to keep his tabs on Katie Holmes (just in case you did not know which Katie I was referring to)?...

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Funny story: Batman Gets All - Star Cast, Katie Holmes Leaves

Batman Gets All - Star Cast, Katie Holmes Leaves

The next Batman movie already promises to be better than the last with the news that Katie Holmes has quit the production.

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Funny story: Katie Holmes Has Lost More Than Her Mind

Katie Holmes Has Lost More Than Her Mind

The once adorable star of "Dawson's Creek," known for her spunky attitude and girl-next-door appeal, has been wasting away recently. This vanishing act is latest of the once hopeful young starlet's dwindling existence.

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Funny story: Tom Cruise: "I love sleeping with ladies!"

Tom Cruise: "I love sleeping with ladies!"

Hollywood - World famous heterosexual movie star and holder of strange beliefs, Tom Cruise, today revealed all, in an exclusive interview with The Spoof, telling without shame of his genuine love of women and his interest in "doing it with them.

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Funny story: Shilpa Shetty, Borat and Suri Holmes Cruise audition for Tarantino's Anna Nicole the Movie

Shilpa Shetty, Borat and Suri Holmes Cruise audition for Tarantino's Anna Nicole the Movie

Hollywood, Ca. (Ass Mess): Celebrity Big Brother winner Shilpa Shetty is to audition for the title role of the new Quentin Tarantino film Anna Nicole the Movie.

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Funny story: Katie Holmes Cruise Turns Down $2 Million Dollar Batman Sequel

Katie Holmes Cruise Turns Down $2 Million Dollar Batman Sequel

Katie Holmes has turned down a $2 million dollar offer to reprise her roll in the upcoming Batman Returns sequel, The Dark Knight. Citing scheduling conflicts as a reason, the woman who has not made a movie since before her pregnancy and marriage sa...

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Funny story: Cruise the Redeemer's wife admits pool man is their sperm donor

Cruise the Redeemer's wife admits pool man is their sperm donor

Hollywood - (Rioters): The wife of Scientology's Anointed Redeemer Tom Cruise has admitted that their baby daughter Slurry was conceived with sperm donated in an act of totally selfless altruism by their pool man.

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Funny story: Tom Cruise's 2007 Resolution From Scientologist To Existentialist

Tom Cruise's 2007 Resolution From Scientologist To Existentialist

(Los Angeles--CA) Who was that little man coming out of a Starbucks on Wilshire Boulevard wearing a beret and shouting lines from Jean Paul Sartre's play "No Exit" mixed with profanity 2AM New Year's Day? According to TheSmokingGun.

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Funny story: Cruise and Holmes file for divorce to quell speculation

Cruise and Holmes file for divorce to quell speculation

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes announced to the media today they would be filing for divorce. They are calling it a future active settlement to avoid undue speculation.

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Funny story: Tom Cruise to sue clinic for leg extension op blunder

Tom Cruise to sue clinic for leg extension op blunder

It was made official today that Academy Award winner Tom Cruise is to sue chique London cosmetic surgery clinic "Make Me Look Human Ltd." for £40m after bungling his leg extension operation, turning him from a 5 ft 4 in short arse into a 6...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise bizarre double life revealed

Tom Cruise bizarre double life revealed

The bizarre life of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes has finally been revealed by a former employee.

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Funny story: Katie Holmes Denies Anal Bleaching. Tom Cruise Turns The Other Cheek.

Katie Holmes Denies Anal Bleaching. Tom Cruise Turns The Other Cheek.

(Los Angeles, CA) Courtney Cox, Lara Flynn Boyle and now Katie Holmes? Yesterday, Defamer.com posted a picture of a bleached anus, captioned: "Katie Holmes". The matter would have pooped out there if a Star reporter hadn't snapped a pi...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Announces Merger With Katie Holmes

Tom Cruise Announces Merger With Katie Holmes

The Little Wedding Chapel On The Corner, Las Vegas, Nevada and Scientology Headquarters, Scientology, California---Latest reports are that Tom Cruise has proposed a marriage merger with Katie "The Cutie" Holmes, mother of his latest scienti...

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