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Funny story: Kate Moss to sue Kate Winslet

Kate Moss to sue Kate Winslet

The model Kate Moss is to sue the actress Kate Winslet after the 'Titanic' star followed her husband in placing a copy write on her new legal name Kate Rocknroll. Winslet married the Virgin Galactic boss who is a nephew of Sir Richard Branson just...

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Funny story: Kate Starts A Barf-O-Rama At Palace Dinner

Kate Starts A Barf-O-Rama At Palace Dinner

London, England - According to sources close to the Royal family, last night's dinner reception for India's Prime Minister, Manhoman Singh, was one for the history books, or perhaps, one to be erased from the history books. It would appear that Ka...

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Funny story: 2DayFM DJs in tragic double surgery accidents

2DayFM DJs in tragic double surgery accidents

Mel Greig and Michael Christian, the two DJs at the centre of the Kate Middleton prank-call controversy, have died in apparently unrelated accidents while undergoing surgery at the same hospital in Sydney. Greig, 30, who had been admitted to St.Vi...

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Funny story: Sales of Pippa Middleton's Tell All Book Go Through The Roof

Sales of Pippa Middleton's Tell All Book Go Through The Roof

CHICAGO - A spokesperson for The Fig Leaf Bookstore, which is one of the nation's largest, has stated that Pippa Middleton's new tell-all book, titled Pippa's Royal Rumblings is literally flying off the bookshelves. The book which Len Goodman, Bar...

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Funny story: 'Frankenchrist' band the Dead Kennedys to record Kate baby tribute song

'Frankenchrist' band the Dead Kennedys to record Kate baby tribute song

California - San Francisco hardcore punk rockers the Dead Kennedys have been commissioned by a British label to record a Christmas special. 'All Hail Our Fetus Overlord' is to be released as a single with the B-side featuring the band's October 20...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Will Give Up Baby for Adoption

Kate Middleton Will Give Up Baby for Adoption

In an announcement that quickly set Hilltop Council Estate in Wigan ablaze with excitement, 17 year old Kate Middleton announced not only her pregnancy but that she was going to give up her child for adoption. In a tale of Kate's, while one happil...

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Funny story: Kate's baby: Due to Immaculate Conception

Kate's baby: Due to Immaculate Conception

The baby Kate and William are expecting was not conceived as babies usually are. No, Kate had a visit from an angel one night and the result is a baby. "She was all in white - a white robe - and above her head was a very luminous halo. I theref...

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Funny story: First Leaked Topless Ultrasound Image of Future Monarch Published By Italian Magazine

First Leaked Topless Ultrasound Image of Future Monarch Published By Italian Magazine

An Italian magazine says it has no regrets after publishing nude photographs or Kate Middleton's unborn baby. The magazine "Il Surrendi" published images they claim are ultrasound photos of the future monarch "topless" and lounging around on his o...

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Funny story: Kate's Spew on eBay

Kate's Spew on eBay

Specimens of the Duchess of Cambridge's (formerly Kate Middleton) vomitus have been smuggled out of hospital and are now finding their way onto the eBay auction website. Princess Catharine has been recently hospitalised due to extreme hyperemesi...

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Funny story: Kate and William Quintuplet Baby Sensation - No wonder she was sick!

Kate and William Quintuplet Baby Sensation - No wonder she was sick!

A shock announcement from Buckingham Palace has revealed that Kate - sometimes now as the Duchess of Cambridge - is going to have QUINS!!!!! Royal Watcher Benjamin Crawler, hardly able to contain his excitement, heralded the news as the most amazi...

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Funny story: Dodgy hair extension glue blamed for Kate's 'toxic' pregnancy

Dodgy hair extension glue blamed for Kate's 'toxic' pregnancy

Los Angeles - Doctors who successfully treated Britney Spears' phobia about hair lice eating her hair extensions have offered helpful tips to pregnant Kate Middleton in her hour of need. An email from the top quack at LA's Seedy Sinai Snatch Clini...

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Funny story: Royal Baby Commemorative Mugs Already On Sale

Royal Baby Commemorative Mugs Already On Sale

Despite the news being less than a day old, a Staffordshire pottery firm has begun producing a commemorative mug for the royal baby. The Emma Bridgewater firm, in Stoke-on-Trent, started work on the blue, red and white mugs late last night, and th...

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Funny story: Royal Pregancy Shock Revelation

Royal Pregancy Shock Revelation

News is breaking that reports that Kate Middleton is pregnant with Price William's child are actually incorrect. In a dramatic revelation we have today discovered that a royal is pregnant but it is not Kate as first thought. Buckingham Palace h...

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Funny story: Nation Celebrates Kate Being "Up the Duff" While Mystery "Facilitator" Lies Low

Nation Celebrates Kate Being "Up the Duff" While Mystery "Facilitator" Lies Low

The nation was gripped by baby fever today as news was announced from Buckingham Palace that "Princess" Kate is suffering from extreme nausea and sickness. Media sycophants and lickspittles flooded the airwaves with the "glad tidings" causing Guardi...

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Funny story: Papers vie for first photo of Royal Baby

Papers vie for first photo of Royal Baby

St James Palace announced today that Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge is expecting her first child. Although at the moment she is in the King Edward hospital suffering from acute morning sickness. David Cameron welcomed the news saying "It will be...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber's joy as birth mum Kate Middleton 'gestating again'

Justin Bieber's joy as birth mum Kate Middleton 'gestating again'

Canada - "Wow, what a fantastic early Christmas present!" pals of the Canadian entertainer said today amid news that his real birth mother the Douchesse of Cambridge is expecting again. Millions of dollars have been spent by British and Canadians...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Up The Duff With Prince William's Child

Kate Middleton Up The Duff With Prince William's Child

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are expecting their first child after Prince William finally managed to impregnate his wife. Palace insiders recently told the media the Duke and Duchess had been hard at it since their wedding last year with litt...

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