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Funny story: Bush Puts Rove in Charge of Roving Wire-taps

Bush Puts Rove in Charge of Roving Wire-taps

Washington, D.C. -- George Bush spoke at a press briefing, Tuesday night, saying "I am the Decider, and I have decided that it is OK for Karl Rove, to continue listening in on the private phone and internet conversations of American citizens...

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Funny story: Fitzie plays a Plame game blinder

Fitzie plays a Plame game blinder

Washington DC - (Associated Mess): Awesome fearless DC lawman Patrick Fitzgerald played a trump card of stratospheric proportions today in a broad-grinned public implication that George Bush's genius White House PR aide Karl Rove might be off th...

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Funny story: President Bush starts White House on fire while burning the Constitution

President Bush starts White House on fire while burning the Constitution

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Early this morning, President Bush, Karl Rove and other aides took turns holding lit matches to the Constitution. After the Constitution burned up, the fire quickly spread and the White House is now burning to the ground. Administ...

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Funny story: George Bush Recorded Latest Bin Laden Tape Himself Says Abramoff

George Bush Recorded Latest Bin Laden Tape Himself Says Abramoff

WASHINGTON (AP)-President George Bush himself made the latest threatening audiotape allegedly made by Osama Bin Laden, with the help of Karl Rove and the CIA, indicted lobbyist Jack Abramoff has stated to federal prosecutors as part of his plea barga...

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Funny story: D.C. Plantation

D.C. Plantation

Just a ten letter word and what a hell storm was set off. Gotcha. Faster reaction than after Katrina hit. Who's calling the shots? Karl Rove still playing the chess board? You'd think Hillary called the congress, Brokeback Mountain. Chris Mat...

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Funny story: Bush To Pardon Rove, Libby and Cheney

Bush To Pardon Rove, Libby and Cheney

In an attempt to retain Chief of Staff Karl Rove, also known as his brain, President George W. Bush has made known through insiders that he is lowering the bar once again, announcing that anyone on his staff who commits two felonies may remain workin...

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Funny story: Karl Rove Grand Jury Calls Unnamed White House Source To Testify

Karl Rove Grand Jury Calls Unnamed White House Source To Testify

In a surprise move, Unnamed White House Source Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhouse has been subpoenaed by the Grand Jury investigating the case involving the public naming of ex CIA agent Valerie Plame. The outing of the CIA covert operative to Conservative co...

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Funny story: McClellan conducts press conference inside pillow fort

McClellan conducts press conference inside pillow fort

WASHINGTON, D.C. - After an almost daily deluge of questions concerning Karl Rove's involvement in the leaking of the identity of an undercover CIA agent last week, White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan conducted his Tuesday morning press gaggl...

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Funny story: Bush Demands Outing of More Agents

Bush Demands Outing of More Agents

Washington -- In the wake of revelations that Karl Rove may have been behind the "outing" of Valerie Plame, President Bush has requested the "outing" of additional intelligence agents by other members of the White House staff.

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Funny story: Karl Rove To Resign

Karl Rove To Resign

Washington insiders claim Karl Rove will resign and announced that he misled the nation all of these months by not speaking the truth sooner. Mr. Rove insisted, however, that he should not be frog marched out of the White House, as former Ambassador...

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Funny story: Restraint Urged In Karl Rove Treason Case

Restraint Urged In Karl Rove Treason Case

Several weeks ago, when I wrote about summertime and the impeachment of George W. Bush on June 16th, I was just kidding, I swear. The problem is I'm really too busy to continuously write about an impeachment of George Bush right now and will be until...

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Funny story: Defending Karl Rove, Bush Says "I Have Utter Confidence in Any Dork Who Works at the White House"

Defending Karl Rove, Bush Says "I Have Utter Confidence in Any Dork Who Works at the White House"

WASHINGTON (AFP)--Amid universal calls for Karl Rove's dismissal, President Bush is standing by his top political adviser, a dork, whose role in the leak of a CIA officer's identity has plunged the White House into utter crisis, confusion, di...

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Funny story: George W. Bush Goes Shopping at Georgetown Park Mall

George W. Bush Goes Shopping at Georgetown Park Mall

WASHINGTON (AP) President George W. Bush has been spotted at a shopping mall trying to blend in with ordinary shoppers. Presidential advisor Karl Rove said this morning that President Bush was trying to avoid the mistakes his father made during his r...

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Funny story: Bush Re-election Committee Assumes Control of Iraq!

Bush Re-election Committee Assumes Control of Iraq!

In a surprise move yesterday the Bush administration has passed over the people of Iraq and has chosen The Bush Re-election Committed to lead the country. The political hand over has begun and Karl Rove has taken control. "The situation was gett...

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Funny story: Karl Calls Me

Karl Calls Me

Another morning, another unwelcome phone call. I just wanted to read the morning paper but my cell phone keeps vibrating in my pocket, normally a pleasant sensation, but right now it’s just too early. Still half asleep I reached for the phone, knocking my coffee over. Cursing, I answered, “ What?!” “Chuck? It’s Karl Rove.”, the voice on the other side answered. Great, I would rather it was...

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