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Funny story: Mossad offers to help out in Assange debacle

Mossad offers to help out in Assange debacle

London - Israel's top London-based spook has offered his services to smoke Julian Assange from his spider hole in Ecuador's Knightsbridge embassy. "You wanna have him taken care of, right?" is how Brigadier Shlomo Falaffel put it to Foreign Secret...

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Funny story: Assange fears indictment over Ecuador's Chevron scam

Assange fears indictment over Ecuador's Chevron scam

Long Island - "He's always been in cahoots with that dumbass Rafael Correa," a leading US taxation consultant commented as a tense standoff between UK police and Ecuador's London embassy escalated today. The former IRS lawyer who has represented a...

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Funny story: Assange In Great Escape Bid

Assange In Great Escape Bid

Wikileaks boss and wannabe lothario, Julian Assange, is believed to be going stir crazy, as he has now been holed up in the Ecuadorian embassy for over two months. Embassy sources claim Assange's mood has darkened further since he was granted asyl...

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Funny story: Nuclear Option for Assange

Nuclear Option for Assange

Julian Assange, Wikileaks founder, currently camped at the Ecuadorian Embassy with locked in syndrome has been granted the right to die in a complex decision by The European Commission. The British Government has decided to help Assange in his que...

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Funny story: Equador invades

Equador invades

London, England. In devastatingly dramatic news, Equadoran military forces have invaded British shores near Dover and Brighton following the failure of United Kingdom leaders to compromise on the issue of independent embassies and their legitimate ex...

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Funny story: The Fourth Protocol-style pizza scam as Julian Assange dials for delivery

The Fourth Protocol-style pizza scam as Julian Assange dials for delivery

London - Was last night's 15-inch stuffed crust delivery from Papa Luciani's Pizza Heaven** monitored by spooks who'd studied the 1987 Michael Caine blockbuster? According to leading espionage sauces 'it bore all the hallmarks of a classic drop' m...

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Funny story: Ecuador orders Julian Assange to quit London embassy

Ecuador orders Julian Assange to quit London embassy

London - The fugitive from justice has been given 48 hours to leave the London legation where he has 'become a burden' on the embassy's fridge, wine store and broadband allowance. Announcing the deadline a source close to Ecuador's President Rafae...

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Funny story: Assange fury after emails hacked

Assange fury after emails hacked

WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange is planning to quit his refuge in the Ecuadorean embassy in London after accusing officials there of reading his emails. Assange, who ran screaming into the embassy in June claiming asylum in a bid to avoid ext...

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Funny story: Julian Assange joins the Rosenberg family

Julian Assange joins the Rosenberg family

Julian Assange, the founder of WikiLeaks, could end up like the Rosenberg family if he is extradited to Sweden because the Swedish prime minister is opposed to WikiLeaks. "I'm a strong ally of the United States and I don't agree with WikiLeaks re...

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Funny story: Julian Assange demands emergency anti-sleepwalking pills as bail-break cops surround embassy

Julian Assange demands emergency anti-sleepwalking pills as bail-break cops surround embassy

London - Fears he might accidentally sleepwalk out of Ecuador's Knightsbridge legation are preying on the bail fugitive's mind. A 3am foray into the ambassador Ana Alban's private fridge and unexplained loss of yummy goodies have been self-diagnos...

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Funny story: "Mind the door doesn't slam on your fetid ass!" as Ecuador tells Assange to stuff his asylum plea

"Mind the door doesn't slam on your fetid ass!" as Ecuador tells Assange to stuff his asylum plea

London - The Wikileaks founder is in shock tonight as the promised big blow job from the Prez of Ecuador finally failed to come up with the goods. He's been given the bum's rush by Rafael Correa despite prostrating himself 'naked' before Ecuador's...

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Funny story: Plot to smuggle out Julian Assange in Ecuador ambassador's diplomatic bag

Plot to smuggle out Julian Assange in Ecuador ambassador's diplomatic bag

London - Three daze of honing MI6 cryptographer Dr Gareth Williams' technique of slipping in and out of a large holdall may be about to come good for fugitive bail jumper Julian Assange. Reports from the Ecuador embassy in London's Knightsbridge h...

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Funny story: Sounds of frantic tunnelling under Ecuador London embassy

Sounds of frantic tunnelling under Ecuador London embassy

London - There have been reports of sudden and unexpected 'basement swimming pool excavations' under the Hans Crescent legation today. Locals said extradition service bailiffs and undercover cops had been spotted staking out several potential tunn...

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Funny story: Julian Assange's Biggest Leak: Wets Himself and flees to Ecuadorian Embassy In Panic Pleading for Asylum!

Julian Assange's Biggest Leak: Wets Himself and flees to Ecuadorian Embassy In Panic Pleading for Asylum!

The Australian cyber slut accused of leaking hundred's of thousands of confidential emails and sensitive government documents resulting in the untold misfortune and possibly death for hundreds of confidential government informants, and the embarrassm...

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Funny story: Nobel Foundation Hit By Euro Crisis

Nobel Foundation Hit By Euro Crisis

The world renowned and respected Nobel Foundation has announced sweeping changes to the granting of its annual awards, in a move which has been prompted by the continuing financial turmoil which is engulfing Europe. The awards are the legacy of Al...

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Funny story: Anonymous Computer Group Reveals Transcript of FBI Scotland Yard Conversation

Anonymous Computer Group Reveals Transcript of FBI Scotland Yard Conversation

The Anonymous computer group has revealed the transcript of the conversation they intercepted between Scotland Yard and the FBI. During the conversation FBI operativea are heard to discuss the operation to intercept the Anonymous groups computer...

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Funny story: Latest Cablegate Releases Not Juicy Enough, Say Conspiracy Theorists

Latest Cablegate Releases Not Juicy Enough, Say Conspiracy Theorists

WORLDWIDE - The Worldwide Institute of Deludeds Exposing Conspiracies, Uniting Nationally and Trekkies (WIDECUNTs) has issued a formal statement calling for the impeachment of Wikileaks found Julian Assange for crimes against their community. "All...

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