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Funny story: Prince Harry defends right to hang Rupert Murdoch

Prince Harry defends right to hang Rupert Murdoch

Bonny Prince Harry, currently standing in as Caretaker King due to family illnesses and honeymoons, today defended the controversial decision to order the hanging of newspaper publisher Rupert Murdoch. Harry took the keys to Buckingham Palace whil...

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Funny story: Assange fears embassy apartment block 'arson attempt' to smoke him out

Assange fears embassy apartment block 'arson attempt' to smoke him out

London - An upstairs apartment dodgy bong incident or scented candle mishap could see Julian Assange 'rescued' by UK firefighters from the Ecuador embassy's ground floor spiderhole. The fugitive from justice fears that Vienna Convention diplomatic...

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Funny story: Wikileaks editor found hiding in local pub cellar

Wikileaks editor found hiding in local pub cellar

Wikileaks editor Julian Assange who police believed was still holed up in Ecuador's embassy in London, has been, supposedly, found hiding in the cellar of the Jolly Spunker pub in Greenfield, Oldham. Pub landlord, Alf Trotter, 55, told us " I went...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Hints Extradition Swap: Assange For Bush Cheney Plus Chevron Execs

Hillary Clinton Hints Extradition Swap: Assange For Bush Cheney Plus Chevron Execs

Thanks to our intrepid roving journalist Pepe Warezabar, we have breaking news on a deal to move Assange direct to the US, eliminating the Swedes entirely. Pepe and Hillary Clinton have known each other since the Arab Spring in Egypt, and most recently along the border of Syria-Turkey Hillary greatly admires Pepe's ability to scour out the best saloons in any area. The following interview too...

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Funny story: Assange sprung from Ecuadorian Embassy

Assange sprung from Ecuadorian Embassy

London, England. Wikileaks advocate, Julian Assange, has managed to secrete himself out of the Ecuadorian embassy, only to find his travels curtailed when the laundry bag he hid in was dropped at the local laundromat where Pakistani laundry hands dis...

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Funny story: Assange: theatrical grandstanding ...with his flies wide open

Assange: theatrical grandstanding ...with his flies wide open

London - Mouthfulls of bollocks for a solid ten minutes saw Julian Assange preach from the Ecuadorean embassy balcony this afternoon. However a Beeb news close-up shows the Wikileaks arse with his flies undone. And half an inch of schlong insid...

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Funny story: Mossad offers to help out in Assange debacle

Mossad offers to help out in Assange debacle

London - Israel's top London-based spook has offered his services to smoke Julian Assange from his spider hole in Ecuador's Knightsbridge embassy. "You wanna have him taken care of, right?" is how Brigadier Shlomo Falaffel put it to Foreign Secret...

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Funny story: Assange fears indictment over Ecuador's Chevron scam

Assange fears indictment over Ecuador's Chevron scam

Long Island - "He's always been in cahoots with that dumbass Rafael Correa," a leading US taxation consultant commented as a tense standoff between UK police and Ecuador's London embassy escalated today. The former IRS lawyer who has represented a...

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Funny story: Assange In Great Escape Bid

Assange In Great Escape Bid

Wikileaks boss and wannabe lothario, Julian Assange, is believed to be going stir crazy, as he has now been holed up in the Ecuadorian embassy for over two months. Embassy sources claim Assange's mood has darkened further since he was granted asyl...

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Funny story: Nuclear Option for Assange

Nuclear Option for Assange

Julian Assange, Wikileaks founder, currently camped at the Ecuadorian Embassy with locked in syndrome has been granted the right to die in a complex decision by The European Commission. The British Government has decided to help Assange in his que...

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Funny story: Equador invades

Equador invades

London, England. In devastatingly dramatic news, Equadoran military forces have invaded British shores near Dover and Brighton following the failure of United Kingdom leaders to compromise on the issue of independent embassies and their legitimate ex...

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Funny story: The Fourth Protocol-style pizza scam as Julian Assange dials for delivery

The Fourth Protocol-style pizza scam as Julian Assange dials for delivery

London - Was last night's 15-inch stuffed crust delivery from Papa Luciani's Pizza Heaven** monitored by spooks who'd studied the 1987 Michael Caine blockbuster? According to leading espionage sauces 'it bore all the hallmarks of a classic drop' m...

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Funny story: Ecuador orders Julian Assange to quit London embassy

Ecuador orders Julian Assange to quit London embassy

London - The fugitive from justice has been given 48 hours to leave the London legation where he has 'become a burden' on the embassy's fridge, wine store and broadband allowance. Announcing the deadline a source close to Ecuador's President Rafae...

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Funny story: Assange fury after emails hacked

Assange fury after emails hacked

WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange is planning to quit his refuge in the Ecuadorean embassy in London after accusing officials there of reading his emails. Assange, who ran screaming into the embassy in June claiming asylum in a bid to avoid ext...

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Funny story: Julian Assange joins the Rosenberg family

Julian Assange joins the Rosenberg family

Julian Assange, the founder of WikiLeaks, could end up like the Rosenberg family if he is extradited to Sweden because the Swedish prime minister is opposed to WikiLeaks. "I'm a strong ally of the United States and I don't agree with WikiLeaks re...

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Funny story: Julian Assange demands emergency anti-sleepwalking pills as bail-break cops surround embassy

Julian Assange demands emergency anti-sleepwalking pills as bail-break cops surround embassy

London - Fears he might accidentally sleepwalk out of Ecuador's Knightsbridge legation are preying on the bail fugitive's mind. A 3am foray into the ambassador Ana Alban's private fridge and unexplained loss of yummy goodies have been self-diagnos...

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Funny story: "Mind the door doesn't slam on your fetid ass!" as Ecuador tells Assange to stuff his asylum plea

"Mind the door doesn't slam on your fetid ass!" as Ecuador tells Assange to stuff his asylum plea

London - The Wikileaks founder is in shock tonight as the promised big blow job from the Prez of Ecuador finally failed to come up with the goods. He's been given the bum's rush by Rafael Correa despite prostrating himself 'naked' before Ecuador's...

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