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Funny story: Contestants line up for New season of reality show 'Dicing With Russians'

Contestants line up for New season of reality show 'Dicing With Russians'

Channel Dive press team officially announced the launch of the tenth season of 'Dicing With Russians' direct from Stamford Bridge but refused to confirm the contestants until the end of the week. Rafa Benitez is the defending champion, having seen...

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Funny story: Chelsea to appoint New Interim Manager

Chelsea to appoint New Interim Manager

After three games and only one goal Rafael Benítez has been sacked by Chelsea FC. This after a humiliating 3=1 loss to cross town rivals West Ham United. Already there are rumors as to who will take Benítez' place with several names doing the roun...

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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 13th July 2012

Football Gossip & comments 13th July 2012

Porto striker Hulk has denied he is close to signing a deal to join Chelsea. The 25-year-old, who is part of the Brazil squad for this summer's Olympics, is happy to remain in Portugal. He's waiting for Chelsea to play in a green kit before he signs an incredible deal. David Beckham will not stay in London for the whole Olympics after he was left out of the Team GB squad. He will instead retu...

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Funny story: Roman Abramovitch to quit Chelsea after eight years

Roman Abramovitch to quit Chelsea after eight years

After last months nail-biting European Champions League Final where his Chelsea side beat Bayern Munich on penalties, Chelsea star owner Roman Abramovitch has confirmed he is leaving the club. After pumping around £500m into the club since the sum...

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Funny story: "The Special One" pokes Pep Guardiola in the eye!

"The Special One" pokes Pep Guardiola in the eye!

After putting up with the spectacular "falls", "dives" and "Hollywood play-acting" of a certain Chelsea pensioner, Barcelona trainer, Pep Guardiola, has now been poked firmly in the eye by his main rival, "The Special One"! Last night's El Clasico...

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Funny story: Roman Abramovich decides on new Chelsea manager

Roman Abramovich decides on new Chelsea manager

Roman Abramovich shocked the world of football today by announcing that he would do the job of Chelsea manager himself. After sacking young pup Andre Villas-Boas on sunday after a 1-0 defeat at West Bromwich Albion, the media immediately threw the...

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Funny story: Transfer Window: Mourinho to return to Premier League at end of season - but with who?

Transfer Window: Mourinho to return to Premier League at end of season - but with who?

Premier League chairman were measuring their linen baskets and coaches looking over their shoulders last night upon the news that 'special one' Jose Mourinho wants to leave Real Madrid and return to the Premier League at the end of the season - but t...

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Funny story: Ronaldo and Messi go head to head in Spanish Copa Del Raya

Ronaldo and Messi go head to head in Spanish Copa Del Raya

The Spanish cup second leg between Real Madrid and Barcelona exploded last night when star players Christiano 'Winker' Ronaldo and Lionel 'Mini' Messi went head to head in a mud wrestling challenge after 62 minutes of the game. A highly volatile m...

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Funny story: The Special one, Jose Mourinho, "pokes" fun at FC Barcelona!

The Special one, Jose Mourinho, "pokes" fun at FC Barcelona!

During the altercation between half of FC Barcelona and the other half of Real Madrid, Jose Mourinho, Madrid's trainer was caught on camera poking fun at Barcelona, literally! He raised his middle finger and then poked it straight into the eyes of...

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Funny story: Andre Villas-Boas has secret sex dossier on Chelsea footballers.

Andre Villas-Boas has secret sex dossier on Chelsea footballers.

A secret dossier revealing intimate sexual details about Chelsea footballers has been found on a park bench in West London. The 69 page document, containing measurements and diagrams, was compiled over several years by new Chelsea Manager Andre Vi...

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Funny story: Roman Abramovich sacks Andre Villa-Boas and appoints foetus as next Chelsea manager

Roman Abramovich sacks Andre Villa-Boas and appoints foetus as next Chelsea manager

Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich has sacked his new manager Andre Villa-Boas for being too old. The 33 year had been in the job 12 hours before he got his marching orders. The ex-Porto schoolboy, who has never kicked a ball himself, had developed a...

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Funny story: Roman Abramovich still in love with Jose Mourinho

Roman Abramovich still in love with Jose Mourinho

Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich has sent out the clearest message yet that he is not 'over' old flame Jose Mourinho. The Russian Billionaire, was on his knees begging Jose not to leave according to captain John Terry, after a tear stained split wit...

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Magnanimous In Defeat

Cristiano Ronaldo Magnanimous In Defeat

Following Real Madrid's elimination from the Champions League at the hands of bitter rivals Barcelona, following a 0-2 in the Bernabeu and a 1-1 second leg at the Nou Camp, Real's Cristiano Ronaldo left sports reporters purring in a post match press...

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Funny story: Mourinho Slams Everybody In The World - Even Princess Diana

Mourinho Slams Everybody In The World - Even Princess Diana

According to sources, beleaguered Real Madrid boss Jose Mourinho has locked himself away in a vault at Madrid's Museo Del Prado, armed with a laptop computer and a Vuiton suitcase full of vitriol. The 'Special One' is apparently enjoying a psychot...

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Funny story: "The Special One" thinks UEFA, FC Barcelona, referees, etc, are a bunch of corrupt "Messi back-side lickers"!

"The Special One" thinks UEFA, FC Barcelona, referees, etc, are a bunch of corrupt "Messi back-side lickers"!

The Special One, better known as José Mourinho, has had a massive rant at everybody in football after yesterday's debacle against his Catalan rivals, FC Barcelona. Mourinho said it is impossible to beat FC Barcelona because the UEFA, FIFA and refe...

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Funny story: Pierluigi Collina slams The Special One's conspiracy rant

Pierluigi Collina slams The Special One's conspiracy rant

Rome - The iconic UEFA ex-referee who once admitted 'I Love This Hell' has rubbished José Mourinho's Barcelona FC tirade. "Someone give José a tin foil hat!" Collina told reporters from Corriere della Spoofiera. "He's still got that stab-in-the...

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Funny story: Mourinho To Set Up Real Madrid v Schalke 'Alternative' Champions League Final

Mourinho To Set Up Real Madrid v Schalke 'Alternative' Champions League Final

If things don't go their way in next week's CL semi-final second leg ties, it is thought that Jose Mourinho will arrange for an alternative Champions League final tie, between Real Madrid and Schalke 04 at Bolton Wanderers' Reebok Stadium. It is b...

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