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Funny story: Jonathan Ross interviews Rokella

Jonathan Ross interviews Rokella

Jonathan Ross, the guy with the lisp, interviews Rokella, the guy from Norveden (somewhere in Scandinavia). Jonathan Gerzing! Did I get that right? Rokella For sure, that is a traditional Norveden greeting. Gerzang! Jonathan What? Rokella Gerzang. When someone says Gerzing, you should reply with Gerzang. Jonathan Weally? Rokella Yes, it' only polite. Jonathan Alwight - You com...

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Funny story: Charity pledges to keep Ross off the air

Charity pledges to keep Ross off the air

Donations to the Children in Need appeal have already started flooding in two weeks early and 95% of the donations are from people wishing to keep shamed potty mouth Jonathan Woss off the air and suspended indefinitely. Pudsey was unavailable fo...

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Funny story: Ricky Gervais Panics

Ricky Gervais Panics

Following the recent 'Manuelgate' scandals that have ripped through the BBC, another issue has raised its repugnant head. Tubby comedian Ricky Gervais has nowhere to appear on TV on a rare Friday Night in, following the suspension of his good fri...

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Funny story: Brand and Ross are Going to Hell

Brand and Ross are Going to Hell

Today the Pope weighed into the Brand/Ross scandal. He has excommunicated both performers and branded the BBC as the gateway to Hell. "The director General should have seen this coming" said the Pope. "There are countless warnings in the Bible of...

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Funny story: Jonathan Ross To Become Head Of Comedy

Jonathan Ross To Become Head Of Comedy

Jonathan Ross, who along with 'comedian' Russell Brand, was suspended after the pair made an indecent phone call to the Fawlty Towers waiter Andrew Sachs recently, has been vindicated by BBC bosses and is to assume the role of the channel's Head of...

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Funny story: Jonathan Ross actually got into trouble due to his pronunciation

Jonathan Ross actually got into trouble due to his pronunciation

It has been revealed today that presenter Jonathan Ross actually got himself into his current spot of bother over pronunciation. With 6 million reasons (running to 18 million reasons over 3 years) why he didn't want to resign following his recent...

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Funny story: 80 Year Old Man Takes Vengeance On 2 BBC Wankers

80 Year Old Man Takes Vengeance On 2 BBC Wankers

Jonathon Ross : Hello Is that Johnny?, It's Jonathon here, Calling from London, I'll get straight to the point, I might have been sacked as a Celebrity by the BBC, let's face it the Daily Mail hates me, I think I have a good case for Wongful Dismissal it could be racially motivated, but we don't have any "Showbiz" Lawyers in England, are you interested?". Johnny Cochrane : "Let me get this stra...

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Funny story: Russell Brand In Home-Shopping Channel Deal?

Russell Brand In Home-Shopping Channel Deal?

Disgraced so called comedian and serial womaniser Russell Brand,who resigned from the BBC today in absolute disgrace has been offered a deal by a UK home shopping channel, according to our man on the inside, publicist Max Impact. Brand, who became...

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Funny story: Stars line up to apologise to Andrew Sachs

Stars line up to apologise to Andrew Sachs

BBC celebrities and staff have issued formal apologies to Andrew Sachs in their thousands today, after the former Fawlty Towers actor failed to complain about something the Daily Mail thought he ought to. Amid total confusion, the elderly comedy v...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus top-billing show cancelled! Don 'Nappy Headed Ho' Imus blames wingnut hysteria for Ross/Brand fiasco

Miley Cyrus top-billing show cancelled! Don 'Nappy Headed Ho' Imus blames wingnut hysteria for Ross/Brand fiasco

London - (Kiss My Ass Mess): Hannah Montana starlet Miley Cyrus is said to be weeping buckets after being dropped from Friday's top-billing appearance on The Jonathan Ross Show. Her manager refused to comment today about reports that she'd dumped...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Sacked For Sitting On Jonathan Ross's Face

Russell Brand Sacked For Sitting On Jonathan Ross's Face

During a T.V. show, annoying hippy scruff of a comedian Russell Brand sat on Jonathan Ross's face for a full twelve minutes, annoying lots of old people who tuned in late at night to complain about the affair. After many over the top news reports...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Is Still A Virgin - No Surprises There!

Russell Brand Is Still A Virgin - No Surprises There!

It was confirmed today that the erroneously titled "comedian" Russell Brand, despite promoting himself as a ladies man who is irresistible to all women, and who has sex between six to eight times a day, is, in fact, still a virgin. "That's why he...

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Funny story: Russell Brand To Read BBC Ten O'Clock News

Russell Brand To Read BBC Ten O'Clock News

Russell Brand, the rude, disgraceful, disgusting, despicable dickhead who left offensive and inappropriate comments on Andrew Sachs voicemail, has been revealed as the new presenter of the BBC Ten O'Clock News programme. The freakish Brand made hi...

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Funny story: Jonathan Ross Sacked Over Bestiality Allegations

Jonathan Ross Sacked Over Bestiality Allegations

BBC film cwitic, Jonathan Ross, has been sacked after he was arrested by police on charges of Bestiality. Ross was appearing as a guest on the Russell Brand BBC Radio 2 show on October 18, when the host telephoned ex-Fawlty Towers actor Andrew Sac...

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Funny story: Ross: "I'm Sowwy!"

Ross: "I'm Sowwy!"

Following an exclusive telephone call to the offices of Spoof newspaper, Jonathon Ross has today issued the following statement in response to the Public outcry over his recent radio show with Russel Brand. "I would like to offer my sincerwist wegwets for any offence caused by Wussell Bwand and myself towards Mr Andwoo Sachs". He went on, "I have been a fan of Andwoo for many years, and have fo...

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Funny story: Jonathan Ross To Marry Himself

Jonathan Ross To Marry Himself

Jonathan Ross, the disgraced BBC film cwitic, radio and TV presenter, has announced that he is to separate from his wife, and marry Himself instead. Ross - who has been involved in a disgusting, disgraceful and despicable episode of events alongsi...

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Funny story: BBC Sachs Russell Brand & Jonathan Ross

BBC Sachs Russell Brand & Jonathan Ross

London, England - The BBC has sacked top-paid presenters Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross following overwhelming public complaints against the pair for recent on-air inappropriate behaviour. Pranksters Brand and Ross had made controversial on-air p...

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