Showing:

Funny satire stories about Jon Gosselin

Try another search?

Funny story: Jon Gosselin Makes Balloon Boy Parents Seem Like Ozzie & Harriet

Jon Gosselin Makes Balloon Boy Parents Seem Like Ozzie & Harriet

In an audio tape released for the press to hear this morning, a potentially career ending recording of Jon Gosselin apparently stating that " "I put my kids out there to every pedophile on the planet and they never got paid for it." Poor guy. He'...

Read full story
Funny story: Jon and Kate Plus 8: The Final Show - 11/23/09

Jon and Kate Plus 8: The Final Show - 11/23/09

WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania - The TLC reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8 is over. And although the final episode did not have the viewership the series finales of M.A.S.H., Friends, or Seinfeld had it did okay for itself. Jon reflected. The kids laughe...

Read full story
Funny story: A Judge Tells Jon and Kate Gosselin To Work Out Their Problems Or She'll Give Their 8 Kids To OctuMom

A Judge Tells Jon and Kate Gosselin To Work Out Their Problems Or She'll Give Their 8 Kids To OctuMom

PITTSBURGH - A Pennsylvania Circuit Judge has informed Jon and Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 that she is instructing them to straighten out their marital problems by January 1, 2010, or she will be forced to turn custody of their eight childre...

Read full story
Funny story: Jon Ate Bird Shit Claims TV Lady With Eight Kids

Jon Ate Bird Shit Claims TV Lady With Eight Kids

An actress who asked that her name not be mentioned, has told this reporter that her ex-husband, Jon, the scumbag, ate bird shit. "I actually saw him do it and it made me gag", stated the unknown actress who will continue a TV show about eight kid...

Read full story
Funny story: Kate and Jon Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 To Reconcile

Kate and Jon Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 To Reconcile

BOISE, Idaho - Jon Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 notoriety was in town at The Peeled Potato Convention Center attending The 17th Annual Korean Rock and Roll Music Festival. The event which features bands from both North and South Korean has grow...

Read full story
Funny story: Octomom Plus Jon Equals Al Gore's Wrath

Octomom Plus Jon Equals Al Gore's Wrath

The possible "joining together" of Octomom, Nadya Suleman and Jon Gosselin has brought down the wrath of "Save The Earth" Al Gore. "What kind of message are we sending today's teens who watch these people and their shows?", asked the former Vice...

Read full story
Funny story: Nancy Grace Dating Jon Gosselin

Nancy Grace Dating Jon Gosselin

Following what some reporters and television analysts were calling a "bludgeoning" on the Nancy Grace show, former guest of the show, Jon Gosselin, is now apparently dating the type-A, cable news queen. Famous for her ferocious interview tactics a...

Read full story
Funny story: OctuMom and Jon Gosselin To Star In 'Jon and Octy Plus 22'

OctuMom and Jon Gosselin To Star In 'Jon and Octy Plus 22'

LOS ANGELES - In a move that surprised even Larry King, OctuMom and Jon Gosselin have announced that they have just signed a deal with the brand new Stimulus Program Network to star in a new reality show called Jon and Octy Plus 22. OctuMom, Nadya...

Read full story
Funny story: Kate Gosselin Agrees To Second Nude Appearance In PlayMister

Kate Gosselin Agrees To Second Nude Appearance In PlayMister

BOSTON - Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 was in town as the special guest of the Annual Boston Baked Bean Convention. She was asked how she is coping with all of the marital strife that her and her Korean husband Jon are presently going throu...

Read full story
Funny story: Jon Gosselin Says He Will Never Ever Do Another Reality Show

Jon Gosselin Says He Will Never Ever Do Another Reality Show

PITTSBURGH - Jon Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 was in town as a guest of the annual Feinz Ketchup Stockholders Convention. He was asked if he was still going to be doing his TLC reality show. Jon rolled his eyes and said that he was so fed up wi...

Read full story
Funny story: Jon Gosselin Took $230,000 and Left Kate With Just $1,000

Jon Gosselin Took $230,000 and Left Kate With Just $1,000

LONDON - Kate Gosselin of the TLC Network's reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8 fame confessed to me that her estranged husband has gone into their dual checking account and withdrawn $230,000 of the $231,000. I asked her what that amount would be in...

Read full story
Funny story: The Reality Show Jon and Kate Plus 8 To Become Jon and Kate Plus 8 Minus Jon

The Reality Show Jon and Kate Plus 8 To Become Jon and Kate Plus 8 Minus Jon

LOS ANGELES - The producers of the reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8 have just informed the entertainment media that the name of the show is officially being changed to Jon and Kate Plus 8 Minus Jon. Cooper Kerplunk spokesman for the TLC Network wh...

Read full story
Funny story: Kate Plus Eight Minus Jon, Who's Gone!

Kate Plus Eight Minus Jon, Who's Gone!

TLCC has confirmed on Tuesday that Jon & Kate Plus 8 will be renamed "Kate Plus Eight Minus Jon Who's Gone", beginning in November. Reportedly it will continue to focus on the eight kids' lives but with a deeper focus on Kate's role as a singl...

Read full story
Funny story: The Return of Jon and "Bikini Mama" Kate Plus 8

The Return of Jon and "Bikini Mama" Kate Plus 8

WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania - One of the highest rated reality shows in the history of reality shows is back. Jon and Kate Plus 8, which is filmed before a live audience, returned to record breaking viewer numbers. Kate was on for about 43 of the 46...

Read full story
Funny story: Jon Gosselin Loses Sunglass Tan, No One Recognizes Him

Jon Gosselin Loses Sunglass Tan, No One Recognizes Him

Los Angeles, CA - Back from a whirlwind tour of the underground scene, Jon Gosselin arrived at LAX and complained to his companion, Cutie duJour, that no one was paying any attention to him, including the dozen or so photographers at the paparazz...

Read full story
Funny story: Jon of Jon and Kate Plus 8 Turning Into A Playboy

Jon of Jon and Kate Plus 8 Turning Into A Playboy

PITTSBURGH - Jon Gosselin of the reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8 has really turned into a first-class playboy since he filed for divorce from his wife Kate two weeks ago. The Korean father of sextuplets and two older children was first linked to...

Read full story
Funny story: Jon of "Jon and Kate Plus 8" Dating OctuMom

Jon of "Jon and Kate Plus 8" Dating OctuMom

LA HABRA, California - It is official 32-year-old Jon Gosselin of the reality show, Jon and Kate Plus 8 has admitted that he is dating none other than OctuMom. Gosselin said that he just got fed up with the way that his wife was treating him. She...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more