It is reported that Labour cabinet minister, Clare Short, has taken her bat home, during a round of indoor cricket in the parliament offices. She says she's resigning as well.
BELEAGURED Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott today hit back over claims by a carpet cleaning company that he "stained, soiled and abused" his office rugs whilst conducting an illicit affair with a government employee.
John Prescott (UK Deputy Prime Minister) has been caught red faced in an uncompromising position with Tracey Temple, one of his secretaries, it was reported last night. When challenged, Mr Prescott (67) was happy to confess to having the affair but...
The corridors of Whitehall are reverberating to the surprising news that The Office of The Deputy Prime Minister has been infiltrated with an evil culture of bullying, discrimination and harassment.
The alleged deputy back-up reserve stand-in Prime Minister has been twinned with Marseille, it was announced today. Hulking northerner John Prescott beat off competition (literally) from Wrexham, Cleethorpes and his home town of Hull to the covet...
In a blow to the Labour party election campaign, John Prescott today vowed to force through legislation which would assign unique ID cards in the UK for all pies.
Deputy PM John Prescott, fat - NOT obese, claims that the media is over exaggerating the so called obesity issue and claims it is complete nonsense.
Following the attack during Prime ministers question time this week Tony Blair has announced that John Prescott is to receive a Knighthood after he lept to the defense of Ministers with no thought for his own safety.
Scientists from the World Health Organisation today claimed that the chemical additives in food is the direct cause of Pregnant man syndrome (PMS).
John Prescott, the plain-speaking Deputy Prime Minister, enraged women's rights groups when he announced new laws limiting decibel levels, during childbirth.
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