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Funny story: Clare Short Takes Bat Home

Clare Short Takes Bat Home

It is reported that Labour cabinet minister, Clare Short, has taken her bat home, during a round of indoor cricket in the parliament offices. She says she's resigning as well.

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Funny story: Prescott: The Abuse of Office Carpet

Prescott: The Abuse of Office Carpet

BELEAGURED Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott today hit back over claims by a carpet cleaning company that he "stained, soiled and abused" his office rugs whilst conducting an illicit affair with a government employee.

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Funny story: Prescott: "Affair was a Mistake"

Prescott: "Affair was a Mistake"

John Prescott (UK Deputy Prime Minister) has been caught red faced in an uncompromising position with Tracey Temple, one of his secretaries, it was reported last night. When challenged, Mr Prescott (67) was happy to confess to having the affair but...

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Funny story: Shock Select Committee Report Links John Prescott with Culture of Bullying

Shock Select Committee Report Links John Prescott with Culture of Bullying

The corridors of Whitehall are reverberating to the surprising news that The Office of The Deputy Prime Minister has been infiltrated with an evil culture of bullying, discrimination and harassment.

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Funny story: Marseille Twinned with John Prescott

Marseille Twinned with John Prescott

The alleged deputy back-up reserve stand-in Prime Minister has been twinned with Marseille, it was announced today. Hulking northerner John Prescott beat off competition (literally) from Wrexham, Cleethorpes and his home town of Hull to the covet...

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Funny story: Labour Election - Prescott fights to give ID for Pies

Labour Election - Prescott fights to give ID for Pies

In a blow to the Labour party election campaign, John Prescott today vowed to force through legislation which would assign unique ID cards in the UK for all pies.

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Funny story: John Prescott - Obesity Not an Issue

John Prescott - Obesity Not an Issue

Deputy PM John Prescott, fat - NOT obese, claims that the media is over exaggerating the so called obesity issue and claims it is complete nonsense.

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Funny story: John Prescott Praised for defending Prime Minister.

John Prescott Praised for defending Prime Minister.

Following the attack during Prime ministers question time this week Tony Blair has announced that John Prescott is to receive a Knighthood after he lept to the defense of Ministers with no thought for his own safety.

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Funny story: Food additives blamed for pregnant MP

Food additives blamed for pregnant MP

Scientists from the World Health Organisation today claimed that the chemical additives in food is the direct cause of Pregnant man syndrome (PMS).

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Funny story: Prescott Punishes Pregnant Prima donna's

Prescott Punishes Pregnant Prima donna's

John Prescott, the plain-speaking Deputy Prime Minister, enraged women's rights groups when he announced new laws limiting decibel levels, during childbirth.

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