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Funny story: Nader will keep campaigning after election

Nader will keep campaigning after election

BOSTON -- With polls showing a narrowing gap between President Bush and Sen. John Kerry, Ralph Nader said that he planned to continue campaigning after the election is over.

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Funny story: Bush/Kerry Debate: Alien Versus Predator

Bush/Kerry Debate: Alien Versus Predator

With only days remaining before the mildly anticipated debate between George Bush and John Kerry in Coral Gables, Florida, the PR departments of both camps are in high gear trying to drum up…even a little bit of enthusiasm among the potential viewing...

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Funny story: John Kerry Is Reincarnated

John Kerry Is Reincarnated

Spiritualists and mediums today confirmed that Senator John Kerry, Democratic presidential nominee, is a reincarnation of Martin Luther King and Quasimodo. They point to his speech in Boston as proof thereof. Kerry began : "I have a hunch...&quo...

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Funny story: John Kerry Foreign Policy Clarified

John Kerry Foreign Policy Clarified

Democratic presidential nominee Senator John Kerry has moved swiftly to clarify his Foreign Policy. Polls reflect Kerry is suffering substantial damage in the face of the latest Bush bounce and foreign policy is considered to be the achiles heel of h...

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Funny story: Cheney: "A Vote for Kerry is a Vote for Terror"

Cheney: "A Vote for Kerry is a Vote for Terror"

Des Moines, IA (AP)--Vice President Cheney warned the American people on Tuesday that if John Kerry is elected this November, "then the terrorists will have already won."...

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Funny story: Kerry On Terror

Kerry On Terror

Senator John Kerry, Democratic Presidential Nominee has confirmed that the War on Terror can be won. Speaking in Nashville, Kerry said that he was 'all shook up uh huh huh', then laid the problems at the Governments door. He said extremism wa...

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Funny story: Bush Creates Snag in Upcoming Presidential Debates

Bush Creates Snag in Upcoming Presidential Debates

The upcoming Presidential Debates hit a potential snag today when President Bush stated that John Kerry would be required to sign a loyalty oath before participating in the upcoming debates. In an interview with Matt Lauer, Bush made it clear that no...

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Funny story: Kerry Produces Diary To End Vietnam Row

Kerry Produces Diary To End Vietnam Row

Democratic presidential nominee, Senator John Kerry has reluctantly produced his 1968 diary in order to once and for all defuse the row over his time in Vietnam. Kerry has repeatedly told his account of being aboard a gunboat in Cambodia on Christmas...

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Funny story: Swift Boat Veterans for Truth Fail Lie Detector Test!

Swift Boat Veterans for Truth Fail Lie Detector Test!

ALEXANDRIA VA (AP) Several members of the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth have failed independent polygraph tests administered over the past week. The organization, which has charged that presidential candidate John Kerry was a coward rather than the V...

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Funny story: Bush Said To Be Missing One Bad Guy

Bush Said To Be Missing One Bad Guy

The Spoof interviewer Sonny Koufax heard that John Kerry has been seeking some suspected terrorists that President Bush has missed. One of those people was Alhaketre Yuhano Vankhan. Vankhan has been said to have gone by the alias of Steven...

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Funny story: Bob Hope Key in Candidate Catch Phrase Competition

Bob Hope Key in Candidate Catch Phrase Competition

Akron, OH - In the battle for the hearts and minds of American voters, few things carry as much weight as the pithy catch phrase. The election of 2004 is no exception. Democratic contender John Kerry was first out of the gate with his "hope/help is...

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Funny story: Kerry's Killer Statistics

Kerry's Killer Statistics

Presidential hopeful John Kerry went on the attack earlier today when he announced to the worlds press that American citizens now have more chance of being killed in Iraq than Detroit.

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Funny story: Kerry's Stump Speech In Print.

Kerry's Stump Speech In Print.

Democratic Presidential nomination Senator John Kerry has requested us to print his entire stump speech, It is one of the classic pieces of our time and we trust readers will not snigger.

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Funny story: John Kerry Plan Backfires

John Kerry Plan Backfires

Following disastrous attempts to build support with Latino and African American communities that resulted in the Kerry Latino Riot and the AME Incident, Senator John Kerry met with Willard Frankenmeyer, Director of the Clowns for Kerry Committee. Th...

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Funny story: Kerry will Debate...Kerry

Kerry will Debate...Kerry

Tom Brokaw announced today that John Kerry will debate himself in three nationally televised events. The longtime anchorman believes this is a first in American politics and is very much needed.

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Funny story: John Kerry's planned convention speech leaked

John Kerry's planned convention speech leaked

Democratic National Committee Chairman Terry McAuliffe is engaged in a desperate attempt to find the person or persons who leaked John Kerry's alleged acceptance speech at the nominating convention later this month.

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Funny story: Kerry Runs Into Problems in the Latino Community

Kerry Runs Into Problems in the Latino Community

Senator John Kerry toured Latino nightspots in LA after his recent Hollywood fund raiser seeking to impress club patrons that he is a regular guy they could count on to understand their problems. Unfortunately as he attempted to lip sync Herb Alper...

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