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Funny story: Democrats Battle Over Minimum Wage: Barack Obama at $50/hour

Democrats Battle Over Minimum Wage: Barack Obama at $50/hour

Barack Obama today announced his support for a $50/hour minimum wage, as the competition among Democrats heats up for the Presidency.

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Funny story: John Edwards denies superficial opportunist tag

John Edwards denies superficial opportunist tag

Washington DC - (Ass mess): Wannabe president John Edwards has strongy denied that some influential Democrats with party keys to the really big campaign coffers have called him a superficial opportunist who is not afraid to exploit a carcinoma when h...

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Funny story: John Edwards and the $400 Haircut

John Edwards and the $400 Haircut

John Edwards fought against the $1200 toilet seats and $285 dollar hammers. The Senator was vigilant in searching through bills in Congress to block extravagent spending and purchases. He rallied against governmental trips to Nassau or Maui for dep...

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Funny story: Kerry White House 2008 decision amid cancer return fears

Kerry White House 2008 decision amid cancer return fears

Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The Democrats' 2004 White House contender John Kerry fears that if his former prostate cancer returns he may have no choice but to declare himself a contender for the 2008 White House presidential election.

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Funny story: Presidential Candidate Fred Thompson Beats Edwards By Having His Own Cancer

Presidential Candidate Fred Thompson Beats Edwards By Having His Own Cancer

In an announcement that will slow down the John Edwards campaign publicity, Senator and actor Fred Thompson said that he himself has cancer. The former Law and Order star said that he will not allow this to affect his running for President of the Un...

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Funny story: Is John Edwards mesmerised by the Michael Douglas movie The American President?

Is John Edwards mesmerised by the Michael Douglas movie The American President?

Washington DC - (Disaster Press): Presidential contender John Edwards may be becoming increasingly mesmerised by the allure of the 1995 Michael Douglas romantic comedy The American President.

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Funny story: Tony Snow's wife announces 2008 White House presidential bid

Tony Snow's wife announces 2008 White House presidential bid

Washington DC - (Rotters): Buoyed by the public's rapturous response to John Edwards' presidential campaigning despite his wife's ominous cancer relapse and staggered by the enthusiasm of his increased financial backing, Tony Snow's w...

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Funny story: Edwards Campaign to Involve Dying Wife

Edwards Campaign to Involve Dying Wife

Senator John Edwards announced that his wife is dying of incurable bone cancer that was thought to be in remission. In an interview televised on Sixty Minutes, he told Katie Couric that he will stay on the campaign trail and not drop out of the race...

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Funny story: Presidential candidates warned: No Fat Wives

Presidential candidates warned: No Fat Wives

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Wannabe presidential hopefuls have been warned by leading political lobby group The AC/DC Style Bible that both they and their spouses had better start shedding the pounds right away because no presidential candidate has e...

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Funny story: Obama and Edwards Vie for America's Youngest President Title

Obama and Edwards Vie for America's Youngest President Title

John Edwards, John Kerry's old running mate tossed his hat into the '08 presidential race today. Barack Obama, himself a toddler like Edwards (according to Herbert Walker Bush) is expected to soon announce his 2008 presidential aspirations as...

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Funny story: Former U.S. Senator John Edwards Victim of Identity Theft

Former U.S. Senator John Edwards Victim of Identity Theft

DES MOINES, Iowa -- Detectives with the Iowa Division of Criminal Investigation say that former U.S. senator and vice presidential candidate John Edwards is the victim of identity theft. For years, said DCI Director Stephen E. Bogle, someone posing...

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Funny story: John Edwards Bears All in November Playgirl

John Edwards Bears All in November Playgirl

- Los Angeles, CA Revealing their October Surprise, the Kerry-Edwards campaign announced yesterday that John Edwards will be featured in the...

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Funny story: John Edwards/ Dick Cheney Debate: Audience Awards Edwards 82.5 Million for Pain and Suffering

John Edwards/ Dick Cheney Debate: Audience Awards Edwards 82.5 Million for Pain and Suffering

Vice Presidential candidate Senator John Edwards met Republican Vice President Dick (Dick) Cheney in the only Vice Presidential debate of this election cycle. After watching Senator Edwards being forced to listen to Dick (Dick) Cheney for ninety min...

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Funny story: Two Johns - No Waiting

Two Johns - No Waiting

SAN FRANCISCO - It seems that presumed Democratic presidential candidate, John Kerry, and his running mate, John Edwards aren't waiting for the honeymoon. In a rally near the San Francisco waterfront, the two Johns surprised supporters by engaging i...

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Funny story: Milosevic Unwell So It's Edwards

Milosevic Unwell So It's Edwards

John Kerry, foiled in his attempt to outsource the vice presidency, has opted for Senator John Edwards.

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Funny story: Anastacia's cancer rallies to become US Presidential candidate

Anastacia's cancer rallies to become US Presidential candidate

As former Vermont governor Howard Dean, Senator John Edwards of North Carolina and Ralph Nader fall by the wayside in the race for The White House, Anastacia's cancer has raced through a political marathon, negotiating the primaries, various inte...

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Funny story: Walt to Moore on 'Fahrenheit 9/11' Film

Walt to Moore on 'Fahrenheit 9/11' Film

17 May, 2004 Mr. Walt Disney speaking from 'Beyond', through an often used, under paid, unnamed camera man from a television set called "Crossing Over", hosted by 'John Edwards'; Announced that film maker Michael Moore should have "stuck with the or...

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