NEW YORK, NY - Three weeks before Christmas, a new CNN/MSNBC/CBS/ABC/NYT/WaPo poll indicates that unemployed Democrats think that employed Republicans should be replaced with unemployed Democrats. The poll was completed at the recent "Occupy Wall...
Washington, DC - Speaker of the House John Boehner said today that owing to the Democrats "continued failure to see things our way" that all future debt reduction negotiations would be outsourced to other countries. Boehner said he hoped outsourc...
New York, NY - A recent Gallup Poll shows that 69% of Republicans prefer leadership from behind vs only 64% of Democrats, this goes against recent declarations of Washington Republicans and most of the Republican Candidates for President. The pol...
BRISTOL, Conn.--Evidently, stating the painfully obvious can land you in hot water in this country. ESPN yanked Hank Williams Jr.'s song, "Are you ready for some football?", from the opening of Monday Night Football, after the country warbler comp...
Washington, DC - China wants its money back, and it wants it now. Not surprisingly, the target of the Communist nation's demands is conservative poster boy John Boehner (R-Ohio), the Speaker of the House. Things are getting so bad, Boehner has asked the FBI for protection. His main problem: a collection agency is aggressively pursuing him to repay upwards of $1.2 trillion in debt. That figure i...
Washington, DC - Stung by what might be the lowest job approval rating in the history of work, leading politicians from both political parties have put their differences aside to team up and go after the American public. "The war between Democra...
Washington--Speaker of the House John Boehner told reporters gathered outside his office that he did his best to hold back tears as Obama gave his speech in front of both houses of Congress. "His speech was so inspiring. I now have a greater unde...
Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts -- Pres. Barack Obama made good use of day three of his summer vacation, catching seven "nice size" striped bass off the coast of this ocean island. But what happened next is being called by some "the economic mir...
Heidelberg -- A special force of TSA agents, armed with confiscated box cutters, has successfully captured the main ShamWow factory in Germany in a midnight raid. The attack is believed to be the first of many that will be initiated by Congress'...
Washington DC -- Congressional leaders on both sides of the aisle have put their political differences and summer vacations aside and are working together to develop what is being called "The Greatest Depression." "The Greatest Depression is going...
Congressmen and Congresswomen loaded on buses bound for Camp David, where they will all participate in the First Annual American Twit of the Year Olympiad. They were invited to the event after failing to raise the Debt Ceiling. Since then the U.S. Do...
Amy Winehouse's death now has two new connections to non-drug related causes. A recording of a un-named demo song reveals she was extremely upset by American politicians lack of resolve to raise the dept ceiling. "Screw the dirty bastards in the U...
Late yesterday Speaker of the House of the United States Congress, Join Boehner was arrested at a Washington DC pawn shop trying to pawn the Great Seal of the United States! A shocked press corps watched as Boehner was fingerprinted and booked at the...
Washington DC -- Pres. Obama and House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) have reached an agreement in their debt ceiling negotiations. The two leaders signed off on a joint statement today. It declared: "We're not good at math. So we've hired H&R...
Washington, DC - President Obama, House Speaker Boehner, and other key negotiators, are engaged in an epic debate regarding the issue of raising our national debt limit. Of course, most people don't realize that the debt limit, or "ceiling"--the maxi...
Washington, DC - The request was innocent enough. Representative John Boehner (R-Ohio) asked president Barack Obama if he could borrow $20 to pay for his lunch in the Congressional cafeteria. But when the president handed over the cash, all hell b...
Washington - Nobody could have predicted that Saturday's "golf summit" between political adversaries, President Barack Obama and House Speaker John Boehner, would have turned into such a rip-roaring good time. After a successful round of golf, ple...
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