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Funny story: White House Unveils Jobs Plan; key provisions include increased defense spending, national drivers license, and accelerating rate of home foreclosures.

White House Unveils Jobs Plan; key provisions include increased defense spending, national drivers license, and accelerating rate of home foreclosures.

The President addressed a group of reporters and lawmakers today, and announced his long awaited economic stimulus and job growth plan.  In his trademark style of measured pace and confident articulation, the Chief Executive outlined key parts of his...

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Funny story: Baseball Billy Bratton tells Britain to get Batting!

Baseball Billy Bratton tells Britain to get Batting!

Bill Bratton, the former New York police commissioner brought in by Prime Minister David Cameron to advise him on how to go about curbing Britain's street violence, preferably without having to increase the numbers of our police officers on the stree...

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Funny story: US raids ShamWow factory in Germany 'to bring jobs back to America'

US raids ShamWow factory in Germany 'to bring jobs back to America'

Heidelberg -- A special force of TSA agents, armed with confiscated box cutters, has successfully captured the main ShamWow factory in Germany in a midnight raid. The attack is believed to be the first of many that will be initiated by Congress'...

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Funny story: Better to Die than Be Fired?

Better to Die than Be Fired?

A recent USA Today analysis claiming that federal employees are more likely to die than they are to get fired or laid off has caused an outrage among a certain portion of the American public. The article-published in the July 19th edition of the n...

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Funny story: Security Guard required for work in the Nottingham area

Security Guard required for work in the Nottingham area

Security Guard required for work in the Nottingham area Must be able to speak, and understand some English Have own transport (Bicycle Or bus pass) Be aged between 18 to 96 (Other ages considered) Ex-taxi drivers welcome It would be advantageous, if the applicant has the ability to be surly, sneer, spit, swear, and senticous (Prickly-thorny) Be prepared to work up to 110 hours a...

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Funny story: Interview Tips for the Modern Job Seeker

Interview Tips for the Modern Job Seeker

In this global society we live in, employers are turning to Skype to help find it's best job candidates. Having a job interview on Skype is a lot different that talking with friends. I have compiled a list of tips for all of the novice Skype users out there. Put away all evidence of your Internet porn escapades Future employers don't want to see the soaked towel thrown to the side of your...

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Funny story: Obama Has Created 100,740,000,000 Hand Jobs Since Taking Office

Obama Has Created 100,740,000,000 Hand Jobs Since Taking Office

President Barrack Obama is taking credit for creating 100 billion, 740 million hand jobs since taking office. "That's three times the number of hand jobs created under the past three presidents combined, and more than double the amount of hand jobs c...

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Funny story: Is our Government trying to 'STOP' Unemployed Youngsters from getting jobs?

Is our Government trying to 'STOP' Unemployed Youngsters from getting jobs?

Increasing numbers of Britain's older unemployed job seekers are saying they're afraid to visit job centres to sign on each fortnight because younger unemployed people there stare at them menacingly and seem to think the older job seekers are taking...

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Funny story: Jobs for the unemployed

Jobs for the unemployed

David Cameron's latest plan to get the unemployed working is to take advantage of some simple maths. According to a recent Gallop Poll eighty-seven percent of the unemployed want to work. As part of the same Gallop Poll commissioned by Job Centre...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Spoof Writers invited to talk to teens about future employment opportunities

Isle of Wight News - Spoof Writers invited to talk to teens about future employment opportunities

Newby mayor, Arthur Askme (yes he is STILL in office - he's barricaded himself into his office after hearing news that the villagers want to replace him), Isle of Wight, has invited three of the most devoted Spoof writers to speak to the youth of the...

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Funny story: New Poll Confirms Almost Everybody Hates Their Job

New Poll Confirms Almost Everybody Hates Their Job

A new poll confirms one of those things everybody knows but nobody talks about: call it a job, a career or a mission, most people hate it at worst and tolerate it at best. When asked, 99.714% of people agreed they if their job was a person they'...

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Funny story: Job Interview Ends In Tragedy

Job Interview Ends In Tragedy

The village of East Bergholt in Suffolk was left shocked and stunned yesterday following the tragic murder of father-of-none Matt Topiary, 32. Mr Topiary, who had been unemployed for several months, had been attending a job interview for a floor...

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Funny story: Putt-Putt Golf Course Found on Moon

Putt-Putt Golf Course Found on Moon

NASA - Images from the Cassini spacecraft of Saturn's moon Titan has researchers scratching their heads. Using enhanced radar imaging, a Putt-Putt golf course was discovered near the larger of the three lakes near Titan's South pole. "The lakes w...

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Funny story: Pelosi Takes New Job at Nordstroms in San Francisco

Pelosi Takes New Job at Nordstroms in San Francisco

Ousted as the Speaker of the House of Representatives just a day before, Nancy Pelosi has agreed to take on the role of "Add On Sales Marketing Director" for all of Nordstrom's west coast operations. The new role will be very similar to her old jo...

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Funny story: RBS finally runs out of employees to fire

RBS finally runs out of employees to fire

The Royal Bank of Scotland controversially fired its last 500 employees today and is now run by absolutely no one. In an effort to increase third quarter profits RBS has decided the best way to save money is to reduce its headcount to zero, theref...

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Funny story: 10 Questions You Should Never Ask at a Job Interview.

10 Questions You Should Never Ask at a Job Interview.

"We have an unemployment problem in this country because job seekers continue to ask dumb questions. It has nothing to do with the economy." So says Fred Erator, author of "Why The F--k Do You Think I'm Not Hiring You?" out today. "People want to hire someone that can do the job, sure, but also someone they can tolerate," continues Erator. "I mean, I could hire my wife to be my secretary, but I...

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Funny story: Obama says while US jobs will not go to India, Germany, China - he is open to outsourcing some of his Presidential duties to 'democratic India'.

Obama says while US jobs will not go to India, Germany, China - he is open to outsourcing some of his Presidential duties to 'democratic India'.

WASHINGTON: US President Barack Obama told Americans that the economy was back to being robust and competitive and there was no danger of American jobs going to countries like China, India or Germany. "When I took office, we put in place a new eco...

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