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Funny story: Lady Gaga To Wear Spookly The Square Pumpkin at Charlie Sheen's Halloween Bash

Lady Gaga To Wear Spookly The Square Pumpkin at Charlie Sheen's Halloween Bash

HOLLYWOOD - There are six days remaining until America's favorite holiday where every age has a party to go to, where everyone wears whoever they want to be, where Lady Gaga says it's okay to be square. Never mind the fact that the party will take...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Show Cancelled - Yes Believe It or Not Paris Had A Show

Paris Hilton's Show Cancelled - Yes Believe It or Not Paris Had A Show

LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton, the little rich girl who became famous for actually pretty much doing nothing has just had her reality show cancelled. Yes, The World According To Paris has been sent to that great big cancelled show filing cabinet in t...

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Funny story: Climate Change Will Affect Rivers

Climate Change Will Affect Rivers

Climate change experts have warned that increased temperatures in the next few years will seriously impact on American comedienne Joan Rivers. The outrageous entertainer, who has been receiving cosmetic surgery since 1963, recently moved to Califo...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers and Heidi Montag To Star In "Botox - The Movie"

Joan Rivers and Heidi Montag To Star In "Botox - The Movie"

SAUSALITO, California - Joan Rivers and Heidi Montag were up in Northern California on location shooting a nude scene for the new Allesandro Fiafatanelli film Botox - The Movie. The film is loosely based on the loosely written novel by Sedona Funt...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers and Daughter Melissa Visit Arizona's Grand Canyon and Remark "Okay, What The Hell's So Grand About It?"

Joan Rivers and Daughter Melissa Visit Arizona's Grand Canyon and Remark "Okay, What The Hell's So Grand About It?"

FLAGSTAFF, Arizona - Joan Rivers the 97-year-old star of the WE Network's reality show Joan Knows Best and her 42-year-old daughter Melissa visited the Grand Canyon in order to get away from the hustle and bustle of Los Angeles. And as the two sto...

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Funny story: The Reason Why Melissa and Joan Rivers Were Not Asked To Do 'Dancing With The Stars'

The Reason Why Melissa and Joan Rivers Were Not Asked To Do 'Dancing With The Stars'

HOLLYWOOD - As soon as this years eleven contestants on Dancing With The Stars were announced an angry Joan Rivers called up the DWTS producer and asked her why she and her semi-pretty daughter Melissa had been overlooked as contestants again. Rivers pointed out to DWTS Producer Bernadette Penderlicki that probably 95 percent of the shows viewers have never heard of Mike Catherwood or Chelsea K...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag and Joan Rivers To Star In The Science Fiction Thriller "The Attack of The Quasi-Naked Plastic Bitches"

Heidi Montag and Joan Rivers To Star In The Science Fiction Thriller "The Attack of The Quasi-Naked Plastic Bitches"

HOLLYWOOD - The Lions Face Motion Picture Company is association with TriMoon Films has announced that production will soon begin on a science fiction thriller to be directed by Fanton Brasshorn. Brasshorn will be directing Heidi Montag and Joan R...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers, Betty White, and Cloris Leachman To Star In "Charlie's Angels - The Hip Replacement Years"

Joan Rivers, Betty White, and Cloris Leachman To Star In "Charlie's Angels - The Hip Replacement Years"

HOLLYWOOD - The Gladiator Motion Picture Company in association with Late December Films has announced that filming has already started on Charleen Belle Pinnzucker's Charlie'a Angels - The Hip Replacement Years. The part of Jill Munroe is being p...

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Funny story: PlayGuy Magazine To Showcase Melissa and Joan Rivers In a Valentine's Day Nude Layout

PlayGuy Magazine To Showcase Melissa and Joan Rivers In a Valentine's Day Nude Layout

CHICAGO - Right Coast Illustrated Revue magazine has just found out that the editor of the highly reputable mens magazine PlayGuy Josette Emma Friscatti, has signed Joan Rivers and her daughter Melissa Rivers to appear in a seven page nude Valentine'...

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger To Star With Heidi Montag and Joan Rivers In "Conan The Barbarian Vs. The Plastic Vampires From Hell"

Arnold Schwarzenegger To Star With Heidi Montag and Joan Rivers In "Conan The Barbarian Vs. The Plastic Vampires From Hell"

HOLLYWOOD - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that the former governor of the Left Coast state of California has just signed with Cripple Creek Films to star in Sheboygan Saddlewood's epic motion picture Conan The Barbarian Vs. The Plastic V...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers busted for mask violation!

Joan Rivers busted for mask violation!

Irrepressible comedienne Joan Rivers was arrested in New York's Greenwich Village yesterday after being charged with wearing a mask in public, which is still a misdemeanor offense although post 9/11 lawmakers are trying to change the infraction to a...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Was So Thrilled To Get Patted Down At LAX Airport That She Gave The TSA Pat Down Security Agent A $20 Tip

Joan Rivers Was So Thrilled To Get Patted Down At LAX Airport That She Gave The TSA Pat Down Security Agent A $20 Tip

LOS ANGELES - Comedian Joan Rivers, who claims to be 77, but who some media reporters say might actually be 87, recently found herself in the X-ray scanner line at L.A.'s LAX Airport. Rivers apparently set off the scanner and she was immediately r...

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Funny story: More Quotes About The GOP Guru Known Simply As Rush Limbaugh

More Quotes About The GOP Guru Known Simply As Rush Limbaugh

Rush Hudson Limbaugh, III, is 59-years-old and he has just published his third book on quotes entitled More Quotes About The GOP Guru Known Simply As Rush Limbaugh. The noted radio host, political commentator, author, and television personality, is truly one American who loves to argue whether he is right or wrong. One of his best friends Glenn Beck has stated that Rush is such an argumenta...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag Angrily Denies Joan Rivers Claim That She's A Closet Lesbian

Heidi Montag Angrily Denies Joan Rivers Claim That She's A Closet Lesbian

TUBA CITY, Arizona - Heidi Montag was visiting the world famous Grand Canyon in Arizona before President Obama sells it to a group of rich North Korean investors. She was dressed in a brand new Daisy Duke outfit that she said she had been given by...

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Funny story: Naomi Campbell Faces Ten Years In Prison For Taking Uncut Diamonds Out of South Africa

Naomi Campbell Faces Ten Years In Prison For Taking Uncut Diamonds Out of South Africa

NEW YORK CITY - Well it appears that the prima donna/diva who likes to brag about belittling, berating, and hitting her employees may find herself on the way to the "Big House" (Prison). Naomi "The Bitch From Hell" Campbell is finally getting a ta...

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Funny story: The Samantha Ronson - Joan Rivers Feud Has Erupted Like An Icelandic Volcano

The Samantha Ronson - Joan Rivers Feud Has Erupted Like An Icelandic Volcano

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan's ex 'boyfriend' DJ Samantha Ronson has come to LiLo's defense. Former comedian Joan Rivers, who says she's only 97, but her birth certificate says she's actually 103, stated that Lohan is nothing but a Hollywood bra...

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Funny story: Tina Fey Says That Just Like Sarah Palin She Also Has Not Had Her Tits Augmented, Enhanced, or Lifted

Tina Fey Says That Just Like Sarah Palin She Also Has Not Had Her Tits Augmented, Enhanced, or Lifted

MANHATTAN - Tina Fey speaking from her office high in The Mickey Mantle Building in Manhattan said that she has been reading about Sarah Palin denying that she has had her boobs enhanced. Fey, who is the number one Sarah Palin impersonator in the...

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