Cigar-chuffing, big chair-sitting and former top Radio 1 DJ, Sir Jimmy Savile, has finally crossed the finishing line on London's Mall, following his completion of the London Marathon 2005! Crowds of at one point, up to two, turned out to see the...
Great news for Leeds United fans tonight as Jimmy Saville signed an exclusive short term deal for his hometown club. The club have stuttered recently in their bid to achieve a second successive promotion and have sealed the deal for Jimmy to fire...
Prime Minister David Cameron has unveiled his latest weapon in his fight to fix Broken Britain - former TV presenter Jimmy Saville. The silver-haired octogenarian, famous for his children's show "Jim'll Fix It" will set to work this week by tackli...
Allegations were made earlier today that Jimmy Saville, AKA Jim'll Fix It, failed to actually fix it. Indeed, rather than fix it the old fool spent his time trying to blagg free ice cream. Monte Lynch said "I wrote to Jim asking him if I could sco...
TV star and personality Sir Jimmy Saville, 81, has been jailed for a total of 120 years for misleading the public, scamming kids out of dream trips and wearing the same cologne aftershave for over 40 years. As sentence was passed today at the Hig...
'Dear Jim, Please can you fix it for my house, car, holidays, food and travelling costs to be paid for by the Government? Michael McMartin, Sighthill, Glasgow, aged 23.' 'Now then, now then, young master McMartin, it's not strictly legal to do all...
A 24 year old woman has today revealed that a sex session with aging TV star Jimmy Savile was so intense that it caused her to pass out. She did not regain consciousness for three weeks. Speaking from her hospital bed, Wendy Marks of Routlidge,...
Jimmy Saville and Bob the Builder are currently in legal entanglements over who owns the copy-right to two words - Fix and it.
Things look to be on the up for Gordon Brown and its all down to one man, Jimmy Saville. 10 Downing Street today released a statement confirming that Saville was to become the 'right hand man' of the Prime Minister.
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