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Funny story: Sir Jimmy Savile Completes London Marathon Only 6 Years Behind The Pace!

Sir Jimmy Savile Completes London Marathon Only 6 Years Behind The Pace!

Cigar-chuffing, big chair-sitting and former top Radio 1 DJ, Sir Jimmy Savile, has finally crossed the finishing line on London's Mall, following his completion of the London Marathon 2005! Crowds of at one point, up to two, turned out to see the...

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Funny story: Saville Boost For Leeds Promotion Push

Saville Boost For Leeds Promotion Push

Great news for Leeds United fans tonight as Jimmy Saville signed an exclusive short term deal for his hometown club. The club have stuttered recently in their bid to achieve a second successive promotion and have sealed the deal for Jimmy to fire...

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Funny story: How's about that then? Cameron appoints Jimmy Saville to Fix Broken Britain

How's about that then? Cameron appoints Jimmy Saville to Fix Broken Britain

Prime Minister David Cameron has unveiled his latest weapon in his fight to fix Broken Britain - former TV presenter Jimmy Saville. The silver-haired octogenarian, famous for his children's show "Jim'll Fix It" will set to work this week by tackli...

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Funny story: Jim Never Fixed It

Jim Never Fixed It

Allegations were made earlier today that Jimmy Saville, AKA Jim'll Fix It, failed to actually fix it. Indeed, rather than fix it the old fool spent his time trying to blagg free ice cream. Monte Lynch said "I wrote to Jim asking him if I could sco...

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Funny story: Jimmy Saville Jailed

Jimmy Saville Jailed

TV star and personality Sir Jimmy Saville, 81, has been jailed for a total of 120 years for misleading the public, scamming kids out of dream trips and wearing the same cologne aftershave for over 40 years. As sentence was passed today at the Hig...

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Funny story: Jim'll Fix It returns

Jim'll Fix It returns

'Dear Jim, Please can you fix it for my house, car, holidays, food and travelling costs to be paid for by the Government? Michael McMartin, Sighthill, Glasgow, aged 23.' 'Now then, now then, young master McMartin, it's not strictly legal to do all...

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Funny story: Savile Badgers Woman Into Coma

Savile Badgers Woman Into Coma

A 24 year old woman has today revealed that a sex session with aging TV star Jimmy Savile was so intense that it caused her to pass out. She did not regain consciousness for three weeks. Speaking from her hospital bed, Wendy Marks of Routlidge,...

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Funny story: Can we fix it?

Can we fix it?

Jimmy Saville and Bob the Builder are currently in legal entanglements over who owns the copy-right to two words - Fix and it.

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Funny story: Brown acquires help of Jimmy Saville

Brown acquires help of Jimmy Saville

Things look to be on the up for Gordon Brown and its all down to one man, Jimmy Saville. 10 Downing Street today released a statement confirming that Saville was to become the 'right hand man' of the Prime Minister.

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