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Funny story: Clarkson almost tops UK charts

Clarkson almost tops UK charts

The world of rap music was today celebrating its newest sensation with the unexpected success of Jeremy Clarkson's debut album. Songs featured on The Best Rap Album....In the World include Top Gear, where the petrolhead sings about an encounter w...

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Funny story: Clarkson Makes US Chart History

Clarkson Makes US Chart History

All round entertainer Jeremy Clarkson has made the highest entry on a debut single in the US charts. His single, Your Life Would Suck Without Me, entered the number one slot after it was downloaded by over a billion Americans. Clarkson, a long-...

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Funny story: Watchdog Clears Jeremy Clarkson of Lorry Driver Joke

Watchdog Clears Jeremy Clarkson of Lorry Driver Joke

Media watchdog, Bollocom, cleared Jeremy Clarkson of his terrible joke telling, the big, ugly, tofty jester stated all lorry drivers were serial killers! A regulator at Bollocom, Catherine Martinique said " We appreciate people might have taken of...

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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson Ordered To Hand Out Back Copies Of Viz To Public

Jeremy Clarkson Ordered To Hand Out Back Copies Of Viz To Public

Over-paid, unfunny, acromegaly sufferer, Jeremy Clarkson, has been ordered by a court, to hand out back copies of Viz. Clarkson who is innately unfunny, has trawled through the smutty comic over the past twenty years, repeating the jokes in a mock...

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Funny story: Yet Another Clarkson Faux Pas Cleared by Regulator

Yet Another Clarkson Faux Pas Cleared by Regulator

A typical bad taste joke made by career clot / overpaid Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson concerning lorry drivers murdering prostitutes wasn't really very funny, TV regulator Comoffit has ruled. The media regulator received 3,398,000 complaints...

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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson in Sex-change Shocker

Jeremy Clarkson in Sex-change Shocker

6'5' "Jells" Clarkson hinted recently that he "might go all the way - you know, chop off the old todger, mount it on a plinth, award it annually in a 'prick of the year' ceremony. 'His Tonyness' springs to attention for the first one", he went on, w...

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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkeson Involved in Shock Shooting!

Jeremy Clarkeson Involved in Shock Shooting!

Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkeson (47) was shot at today by Director General of the BBC Mark Thomson. In dramatic scenes at the Top Gear offices this morning, Jezza was sat at his desk playing with his Matchbox dinky cars contemplating the compl...

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Funny story: Clarkson in joke scandal

Clarkson in joke scandal

The BBC has received more than 200 complaints following a joke on Top Gear, with callers all demanding that Jeremy Clarkson should be sacked. "This joke has been going on too long," said one complainer. "He is not even a funny joke - just a ridicu...

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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson Tells Drivers "Get To Swindon!"

Jeremy Clarkson Tells Drivers "Get To Swindon!"

That wanker, Jeremy Clarkson, is at it again! The Top Gear host has reacted to the news that Swindon Council are to remove Speed Cameras on the town's roads by advising members of his viewing audience to: "Get down to Wiltshire! The cameras are down!...

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Funny story: Top Gear in Live World Tour

Top Gear in Live World Tour

Popular petrol-heads, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May, have decided to waste more TV licence-payer's money by doing a 'live' world tour. The trio have been compared to Compo, Foggy and Clegg of 'Last of the Summer Wine' fame. The t...

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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson admits he knows nothing about cars

Jeremy Clarkson admits he knows nothing about cars

BBC Top Gear presenter, newspaper columnist, author and jeans wearer Jeremy Clarkson has admitted he actually knows nothing at all about cars.

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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson can't drive!

Jeremy Clarkson can't drive!

Jeremy Clarkson has admitted today, that he never passed his driver's test. The broadcaster and TV presenter, from Oxfordshire, told the press this morning, that he failed his exam.

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Funny story: Channel 4 To Host General Election - Simon Cowell and Jeremy Clarkson to Judge

Channel 4 To Host General Election - Simon Cowell and Jeremy Clarkson to Judge

In a joint statement with Downing Street Channel 4 have been declared winners of the hotly contested bid to run the next UK General Election.

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Funny story: The 'Stig' involved in Blue Badge shame

The 'Stig' involved in Blue Badge shame

It appears that Jeremy Clarkson is not the only one who abuses the law - and gets away with it! Last week, Clarkson was caught by a GATSO speed camera travelling an estimated 83 mph in a 50 mph zone in a hired Alfa Romeo sports car but escaped prose...

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Funny story: You're Nicked Sunshine. Police Book Speeders At London Marathon

You're Nicked Sunshine. Police Book Speeders At London Marathon

Brother of the PM and head of the Met, Sir Ian Blair, has today defended his force's robust policing of the Flora London Marathon.

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Funny story: Richard Hammond Crash Was Work Of Terrorists

Richard Hammond Crash Was Work Of Terrorists

Richard Hammond, co-presenter of Top Gear, was back this week fronting the show that nearly killed him. Investigators into his crash, meanwhile, think they have found evidence that will link al-Qaeda to the incident.

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Funny story: Top Gear's Richard Hammond injured in Rocketfanny accident

Top Gear's Richard Hammond injured in Rocketfanny accident

Top Gear presenter, Richard Hammond was battling for his life last night as a TV stunt went 'tits up'. Hammond was driving the new Lotus Rocketfanny when he lost control and crashed.

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