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Funny story: Madonna Says That Jennifer Aniston's Baby Making Hopes Have Left The Building

Madonna Says That Jennifer Aniston's Baby Making Hopes Have Left The Building

BROOKLYN - It is pretty much generally believed that once a woman hits 40, her chances of having a baby become somewhat astronomical. And that is precisely what caused the recent catfight between Madonna and Jennifer Aniston at Brooklyn's Johnny A...

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Funny story: Madonna and Jennifer Aniston Involved In A Vicious Restaurant Catfight

Madonna and Jennifer Aniston Involved In A Vicious Restaurant Catfight

BROOKLYN - Madonna and Jennifer Aniston were both having dinner separately at Brooklyn's infamous Johnny Appleseed Diner which is located across the street from The Mark Cuban Cigar Store. According to a female patron who did not want any informat...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Announces That He Is Seriously Thinking About Asking Angelina Jolie To Marry Him

Brad Pitt Announces That He Is Seriously Thinking About Asking Angelina Jolie To Marry Him

NEW ORLEANS - Brad Pitt was in the Big Easy visiting an old director friend of his when he suddenly revealed an astonishing bit of information. According to The West Coast Flaming Gazette, the actor who is 47, and has been living with actress Ange...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Deny That Angie Is With Child

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Deny That Angie Is With Child

PROVENCE, France - One of the most famous celebrity couples has of late been having their share of marital ups and downs. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie who have half a dozen children have been arguing and carrying on like the Arnold Schwarzenegger'...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Tells Piers Morgan That Her Breasts Are Much Prettier Than Pippa Middleton's - Morgan Agrees!

Jennifer Aniston Tells Piers Morgan That Her Breasts Are Much Prettier Than Pippa Middleton's - Morgan Agrees!

NEW YORK CITY - Jennifer Aniston looked stunning as she appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight. Aniston told Morgan that she is presently writing her autobiography which is tentatively titled The Damn Good Reasons Why I Can Get Guys But I Just Can't See...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston To Strip For Environmentalists

Jennifer Aniston To Strip For Environmentalists

America's Sweetheart, Jennifer Aniston, will be doing a charity striptease show at the newly renovated Stripper's Museum on Hollywood and Vine. While this is quite a departure from Ms. Aniston's squeaky clean goody goody image, she feels so deeply...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Furious As She Finds An 'Explicitly Lewd Upskirt' Photo of Jennifer Aniston in Brad Pitt's Car

Angelina Jolie Furious As She Finds An 'Explicitly Lewd Upskirt' Photo of Jennifer Aniston in Brad Pitt's Car

PROVENCE, France - Fireworks erupted on the grounds of the $26 million mansion according to several of the estate employees. One of the swimming pool caretakers identified as Chevalier Franchot LaFry, 43, said that he was cleaning the leaves out of the pool when he heard quite a commotion coming from the garage area. He walked over and noticed that Mr. Pitt and Ms. Jolie were arguing at the...

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Funny story: LeAnn Rimes Reveals The "Shocking" Secret To Her Brand New Skinny-As-Hell Look

LeAnn Rimes Reveals The "Shocking" Secret To Her Brand New Skinny-As-Hell Look

NASHVILLE - LeAnn Rimes was in town to receive the prestigious Holly F. Dipplequist Honorary Award which is presented annually to the country music female singer who has weathered the most gossip and rumors in the past year. Rimes was asked by Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine about her recent tremendous weight loss. She simply smiled. Grilletta Brewburger, with YKYM, asked her again about the fact th...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Makes An Astounding Revelation and Says That His Gifts From Wife Angelina Jolie Have All Been Homemade

Brad Pitt Makes An Astounding Revelation and Says That His Gifts From Wife Angelina Jolie Have All Been Homemade

NEW ORLEANS - Brad Pitt is in the city they call the "Big Easy" working on the latest installment of the Indiana Jones series of motion pictures entitled Indiana Jones - The Search For The Alternative Lifestyle. The film is based on the book of th...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston on Why She Hates Angelina Jolie

Jennifer Aniston on Why She Hates Angelina Jolie

LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA - Although the former F.R.I.E.N.D.S actor doesn't like to come to terms with her loss of super star hunk Brad Pitt, she's finally decided to let the cat out of the bag and responded to my request for a phone interview Saturday morning. Jennifer claims that the reason Brad dumped her for Angelina was because Angelina like Brad is a devil worshipper and while that's complet...

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Funny story: 'Got Cannabis?' Ad Campaign Convinces Big Names to Star in Commercials

'Got Cannabis?' Ad Campaign Convinces Big Names to Star in Commercials

In one of the largest attempts yet to get the word out on legalization of marijuana in California, a large Los Angeles public relations firm by the name of Blunt and Schuster (BSPR) has come up with a 'Got Cannabis?' ad campaign that will star some h...

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Funny story: Brooklyn Decker Shocked Jennifer Aniston By Telling Her - "Hey Cougar Keep Your Philandering Paws Off My Hubby!"

Brooklyn Decker Shocked Jennifer Aniston By Telling Her - "Hey Cougar Keep Your Philandering Paws Off My Hubby!"

LOS ANGELES - Brooklyn Decker is one of the most gorgeous women to ever model a swimsuit. She appeared on the cover of last year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Decker has also graced the covers of The Victoria's Secret Swimsuit Edition, The...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag Is Furious With Jennifer Aniston For Not Inviting Her To Her Party For The Cast of "Just Go With It"

Heidi Montag Is Furious With Jennifer Aniston For Not Inviting Her To Her Party For The Cast of "Just Go With It"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Well it certainly did not take long for Heidi Montag, alias "The Plastic Woman" to start throwing her prima donna movie star weight around. Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that the woman who Spencer Pratt dumped due to the fac...

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Funny story: Kathy Griffin Fires Back At Jennifer Aniston Calling Her An Unmarriageable Symbolic "Salt Shaker"

Kathy Griffin Fires Back At Jennifer Aniston Calling Her An Unmarriageable Symbolic "Salt Shaker"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The star of My Life On The D List was in West Hollywood visiting two of her biggest gay friends, Sylvester Vextrolley and Toby Tizzymeister. The two 'flamboyant's' together own Syl's & Tizzy's Hacienda of Hair and Hmmmm Salon.

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Funny story: Obama Overturns Second 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Bill; Fans Can Now Choose Between Jolie And Aniston

Obama Overturns Second 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Bill; Fans Can Now Choose Between Jolie And Aniston

Hot on the heels of U.S. President Obama's historic repealing of the 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' bill regarding gays in the military, Obama has wasted little time in repealing a second, less-known similar bill. This one originated in Hollywood, but so...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Tells Her Friend Chelsea Handler That She Has Become The Effen Blonde Version of Kathy Griffin

Jennifer Aniston Tells Her Friend Chelsea Handler That She Has Become The Effen Blonde Version of Kathy Griffin

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston who has had more boyfriends than Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Clay Aiken, and Boy George all put together has lashed out at her (former) best friend Chelsea Handler. Aniston has flat out told Handler that she...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston and Chelsea Handler Both Deny A Lesbian Romp In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Jennifer Aniston and Chelsea Handler Both Deny A Lesbian Romp In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Jennifer Aniston, who does not really ever seem to have a problem getting a guy, but who can't seem to keep one worth a damn was photographed vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico with Chelsea Handler a stand up comedian...

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