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Funny story: Japanese Forgive Godzilla and Request His Assistance With Post-Tsunami Cleanup

Japanese Forgive Godzilla and Request His Assistance With Post-Tsunami Cleanup

Tokyo Japan - The government of Japan announced today that they are going to formally forgive Godzilla for all his prior rampages, and are seeking his assistance in the aftermath of the series of earthquakes and giant tsunami that have devastated the...

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Funny story: Japanese Nuclear Crisis Has Spawned Godzilla

Japanese Nuclear Crisis Has Spawned Godzilla

Tomoyuki Tanaka, the creator of Godzilla, was apparently predicting the future in his landmark film. It has been reported that a pet iguana whom resided in a nuclear power plant office, and ironically was named "Gojira" after the iconic movie monster...

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Funny story: People of Sendai, Japan Send Condolences to People of Boston

People of Sendai, Japan Send Condolences to People of Boston

It arrived yesterday addressed to the people of Boston, a huge card from the people of Sendai, Japan. Despite the devastation of the recent tsunami and the tremendous loss of life and resources, thousands of the senders expressed their sorrow for Red...

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Funny story: Japanese Fish Cure Cancer.

Japanese Fish Cure Cancer.

In the wake of the latest of Japan's daily earthquake --which on Thursday hit 7.2 on the Richter Scale-- the country's decimated fish industry has been granted new life, now that it has been discovered that Japan's irradiated fish actually cure cance...

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Funny story: Godzilla spotted off Japanese coast

Godzilla spotted off Japanese coast

Scientist's worst fears may have been realised following numerous witness sightings of a prehistoric monster near to the nuclear disaster zone. Many say 'fact is stranger than fiction' and that could now be the case near Fuckushima, with the milit...

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Funny story: Radioactivity No Problem - Official

Radioactivity No Problem - Official

Prof Jacob Snot, from the Nuclear Energy watchdog 'Look the Other Way', sponsored secretly by the nuclear family, has been reassuring everyone that that there was no need to worry about radioactivity levels emanating from the Fuckin Nuclear Station i...

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Funny story: Ohio Man Finds Japanese Reactor Core in His Backyard

Ohio Man Finds Japanese Reactor Core in His Backyard

Cleveland, OH - Rodger Ailes of Dawson, Ohio, woke up to quite the surprise Thursday morning when he found a super hot glowing chunk of metal in his backyard. It was quickly identified by local authorities as the radioactive core of a Japanese Nucle...

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Funny story: Recent developments suggest Japanese nuclear reactor disaster may be worse than officials admit 

Recent developments suggest Japanese nuclear reactor disaster may be worse than officials admit 

Tokyo, Japan - Two major developments suggest that the situation in Japan may be even more grave than previously admitted.  First, emergency workers from the damaged nuclear power plant have been sent to major airports, where they are ordered to s...

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Funny story: Oil Industry Aplauds Fukushima Dai-ichi

Oil Industry Aplauds Fukushima Dai-ichi

In the midst of Japan's worst tragedy of modern times, the oil industry will release a statement and several ad spots in an attempt to throw the focus of oils spills off, hoping to relieve tensions amid higher gas prices. The ad campaign, "At lea...

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Funny story: HAARP caused Japan earthquake and now Moon to be closer than ever

HAARP caused Japan earthquake and now Moon to be closer than ever

Government sources have acknowledged that the HAARP project, based in Alaska, was the source behind Japan's deadly earthquake which triggered a tsunami. But that is not the only thing that's worrying Japan right now. As it seems, tonight the Moon wil...

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Funny story: Gilbert Gottfried Signs To Do The Sound Effects For The Next 'Jackass' Movie

Gilbert Gottfried Signs To Do The Sound Effects For The Next 'Jackass' Movie

WEST COVINA, California - Gilbert Gottfried can still not believe how utterly stupid he was to have ever made the mean and cruel remarks that he made regarding the victims of the earthquake and tsunami in Japan. He reportedly conveyed that to his...

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Funny story: Guy Making Japan Jokes Beaten Up

Guy Making Japan Jokes Beaten Up

BIRMINGHAM, ENG. & TOKYO - As the aftermath of the Japan earthquake/tsunami is re-assessed, one week one, one giant asshole has been brutally attacked for making stupid jokes. Robert Smith, 16, is a prolific 'joker' who has made jokes about wo...

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Funny story: Candle Shortage Next Big Crisis on Horizon

Candle Shortage Next Big Crisis on Horizon

People all over the world are becoming increasingly worried about an imminent energy crisis. As a result, they are buying candles by the billions. Candle stores from Albuquerque to Zurich are selling out faster than they can make them. Wholesale dist...

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Funny story: Berkshire-Hathaway Backs G7 Support of the Yen

Berkshire-Hathaway Backs G7 Support of the Yen

Following the declaration of financial support yesterday by G7 countries in the stabilization of the Japanese Yen, and a few celebratory top shelf margaritas to close out their press conference, U.K. and U.S. Finance Ministers were the first to reali...

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Funny story: Foolish Citizens Fear Nuclear Power

Foolish Citizens Fear Nuclear Power

In spite of reassurances that nuclear plants are completely safe, some panicky citizens continue to fear nuclear disaster. As talk show host Rush Limbaugh put it on his radio program, "Barack Obama showed what a wuss he is by ordering a Federal R...

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Funny story: Brand new TV gameshow will involve Japan's Fukushima reactor

Brand new TV gameshow will involve Japan's Fukushima reactor

In a nation whose long and idiosyncratic history includes ritual suicide, Kamikaze bombers, and bizarre TV gameshows, the announcement by NHK's Banzai Nagasaki of a brand new "once-only" gameshow which will centre around the Fukushima nuclear power p...

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Funny story: Advertising Firm Pitches Charlie Sheen iPhone-4 Campaign in Japan

Advertising Firm Pitches Charlie Sheen iPhone-4 Campaign in Japan

Mega international advertising giant, Dewey, Sellum and Haard was reportedly seen in Japan with Charlie Sheen just outside of the Fukushima nuclear power plant filming what appeared to be a commercial for the new iPhone. Insiders on the photo sh...

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