Kashmir: The Kashmir Mujahideen has decided to import trainers from Iraq to teach disgruntled Kashmiris the art of throwing shoes at Chief Ministers and other symbols of the oppressive establishment. "It's a crying shame that even ex-members of th...
In a surprising move the Iraq Inquiry was blacked out for the rest of its sessions just as Hans Blick, the only influential person who tried to stop the war still living, was about to be interviewed. With the blink of an eyelid Blick was no more.
With the release of their new devices, the iRaq multiple computer system and the iRan, the GPS enabled iTunes player for joggers, the Middle East is up in arms, and have issued a fatwa on the computing giants. "We feel Apple are taking the piss ou...
London - (Saddam Ass Mess): Dame Eliza Banningham-Muller is to testify before the Chilcot Inquiry in a gloves-off, no-holds-barred poodle-bash. The former head of MI5 is to reveal that Tony Blair was paid fifteen million quid by the Ruler of Kuwai...
Alert CIA officers have discovered the missing Iraqi missiles being advertised for sale on the internet marketplace eBay. The existence of the missiles was hotly disputed before and after the invasion of Iraq in March 2003 by a coalition of forces in...
Pope Benedict XVI is once again having to fight off criticism after information was 'leaked' implicating the Church in prisoner torture at a secret Baghdad jail. The jail, a former Catholic boarding school, had come under scrutiny by Human Rights...
Tony Blair burned several rounds of toast and turned a rack black. The entire rack of toast was so burnt and smoking like the remains of an invaded country like Iraq after it was illegally invaded. Fire-fighters turned up at the Blairs mansion aft...
Baghdad, Iraq - Contrary to recent reports, canines all over Iraq are giving a great big case of 'Get Back'! Tired of being portrayed as wimpy, abused puppies, canines across the country have rolled up their sleeves, put on a Chuck Norris grimace...
Warmonger Tony B Liar is set to earn over 5 million pounds when his memoirs are published later this year. Former Prime Monster B Liar is responsible for the deaths of millions of people in Iraq and Afghanistan including babies and children and of...
Clare Short appeared at the Lieraq Inquiry for a short time holding her notes which were all written in short hand. Prior to the invasion of Iraq she explained that every time she tried to ask questions she was short down in flames by Tony B Liar...
Tony BLEEARK has told an inquiry he does not regret the war in Iraq as the world is a safer place without Saddam Hussein. The former Prime Chunk Throwing Cause said it had been a "huge responsibility" deciding to invade the country in 2003. "Th...
London - (Enron Fallout Mess): Fame, riches and the queenship of Israel were among Mossad temptations** offered to Tony Blair the Chilcot Inquiry heard today. A fabulous bounty from the Bernard Madoff charitable foundation included a stunning WMD...
Wee Jimmy Whyman is the 5 year old boy who asks never ending questions that most adults find difficult to answer. Jimmy is great on the computer at checking out information and is always reading books. Watching the news on television they were showing live coverage from the Iraq Inquiry when wee Jimmy asked his father questions about the Inquiry he said "Why are they holding this inquiry when a...
Tony Blair has revealed that the invasion of Iraq was really a prank gone wrong. Speaking ahead of his appearance at the inquiry Blair said "Look, I had a few mates round, we had a few drinks and then it got out of hand. But it was all just harmless...
London - (ScareBlair): Months of coaching by a top Hollywood pro specialising in political air guitar makeovers and Our Tone is oozing confidence. Friday's performance before the Chilcot Inquiry will be a career-best, buoyed by a new dazzlingly r...
London - (Illuminati Mess): Was he really Prince Philip's smack addict bastard son? And is that why his mysterious 'suicide' death has now been covered up until at least 2080? This weekend Metropolitan Police sources are hopping mad at Lord Hutton...
Gordon Brown has agreed to appear before the Chilcot Inquiry into the invasion of Iraq provided he is allowed to wear the full Burka. In a statement last night Mr Brown asserted " In an attempt to be unrestricted and have maximum freedom before th...
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