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Funny story: Dancing On Ice Todd Carty Banned From Local Ice Rink

Dancing On Ice Todd Carty Banned From Local Ice Rink

Todd Carty, the former Grange Hill, EastEnders and The Bill actor who has been taking part in the ITV celebrity spectacular Dancing On Ice, has been banned from his local ice rink after an incident on the show. Carty, who played Tucker Jenkins in...

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Funny story: Ross, Wilcox to head ITV Spring Schedules

Ross, Wilcox to head ITV Spring Schedules

Johnathon Ross is to present a new ITV show, insiders have announced. Titled "Ross's Rollicking Rock and Roll Revival Revue", the show will be seen as a positive step in the 49-year-old's rehabilitation after the "Sachsgate" affair. ITV bosses, al...

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Funny story: Public fuming after X-Factor results announced before final takes place

Public fuming after X-Factor results announced before final takes place

The public were fuming today when it was revealed that the winner of X-factor was announced before the final even took place. The final line-up consisted of Whitney Doncaster, an extremely talented girl whom the public were upset wasn't around at...

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Funny story: I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here Set To Be Gayest Yet

I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here Set To Be Gayest Yet

ITV has announced its contestant list for the jungle endurance show I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here, and with both ex-tennis star Martina Navratilova, and George Takei of Star Trek, this year's competition is set to be the gayest so far. Takei...

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Funny story: ITV Badger Cuts

ITV Badger Cuts

Following the heart-breaking news that the BBC has had to make some recent budget cuts, ITV has revealed that it no longer employs Badgers in its staff. Mr Ian TV told us: 'We used to employ Badgers here. When they weren't working for us, they wer...

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Funny story: No news is good news - False, claim BBC

No news is good news - False, claim BBC

3 days ago all major television networks in the UK trialled a removal of all news based programmes from the television schedules in response to over-zealous viewers such as someone from Norfolk who claimed that no news is, in fact, good news. In...

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Funny story: David Blunkett to present dating show on ITV

David Blunkett to present dating show on ITV

With queen of the dating shows Cilla Black to present a new dating show on Sky, ITV are hitting back with a revamped format of the show to be hosted by David Blunkett. Called "Impaired Vision Date" the show, in the regular, recognised format, will...

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Funny story: ITV announce "Rehab Idol" talent show

ITV announce "Rehab Idol" talent show

In the wake of Amy Winehouse's latest "comeback triumph" at Glastonbury, ITV bosses have announced plans for a new series "Rehab Idol".

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Funny story: ITV to go ahead with "An Audience with Mugabe"

ITV to go ahead with "An Audience with Mugabe"

Having exhausted the supply of celebrities willing to stand up and sing or tell jokes in front of other celebrities, ITV has bowed to international pressure from the Zanu PF and will be broadcasting "An Audience with Mugabe".

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Funny story: Kate & Gin To Split

Kate & Gin To Split

Kate and Gin, the Border Collie at the centre of the Britain's Got Talent vote-rigging allegations, are to split, say friends of the lesbian couple.

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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent To Be Known As 'Britain's Gone Soft'

Britain's Got Talent To Be Known As 'Britain's Gone Soft'

Britain's Got Talent, the ITV variety show, is to be known as Britain's Gone Soft after 14-year-old George Sampson won this year's competition with a pathetic display of Breakdancing.

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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent Dog 'Gin' Is Favourite To Win

Britain's Got Talent Dog 'Gin' Is Favourite To Win

Britain's Got Talent, the TV variety show which promoted 'dodgy' acts from amongst the UK masses, comes to the boil this week and, with the final on ITV1 this Saturday, the red hot favourite is a dancing dog named...

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Funny story: House Prices in Midsummer do not fall for the seventh year in a row

House Prices in Midsummer do not fall for the seventh year in a row

Poison, Rob and Swindle, the main estate agents for documentary small village Midsummer have revealed that House Prices in the famously debauched village have remained high for more than seven years.

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Funny story: New Panel Show Planned for Saturday Nights

New Panel Show Planned for Saturday Nights

ITV1 have announced plans for a brand new game-show that is set to revolutionise the light entertainment industry.

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Funny story: Horrified Ant and Dec Hand Back Peoples Choice Award

Horrified Ant and Dec Hand Back Peoples Choice Award

Previously believed to be popular entertainers Ant and Dec were today horrified to learn that not only are they actually unpopular, but they are despised by the average TV viewer.

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Funny story: ITV Receive Record Fine

ITV Receive Record Fine

ITV has been fined a record £5m plus by Ofcom for abusing premium rate phone services in viewer competitions.

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Funny story: BBC newsreaders laugh openly at ITV's record fine

BBC newsreaders laugh openly at ITV's record fine

Announcing the £5.68 Million fine levied against ITV for fixing the results of a series of telephone votes by the media watchdog OfCOM, a number of the BBC's best-known anchors were seen to smirk and mouth obscenities while the entire News 24 cre...

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