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Funny story: Hurricane Dodi to lash royal wedding

Hurricane Dodi to lash royal wedding

London - A compilation video of twenty-five men 'and Dodi Fayed' that Diana shagged during her marriage threatens to put a dampener on Friday's royal nuptials. News of 30 minute Royal YouBoob! channel footage of the Princess pleasuring herself has...

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Funny story: Single House Blown Down in Freak Hurricane in Downing Sreet

Single House Blown Down in Freak Hurricane in Downing Sreet

LONDON - David Cameron, a public sector worker, was evicted by his home by Mother Nature. He had lived in the building since June with his wife and kids. "It's terrible!" he proclaims. "How on earth could this happen? You know, they say you're...

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Funny story: Tropical Storm Hermine Disappoints Cable News Networks

Tropical Storm Hermine Disappoints Cable News Networks

MIAMI - Forecasters say Tropical Storm Hermine (hur-MEEN') has crossed into Texas. Hermine rolled into Texas Tuesday morning with maximum sustained winds of 60 mph (95 km), disappointing all cable news networks (CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, CNBC) and cru...

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Funny story: Northeastern Men Begin Packing Up Their Panties, in Anticipation of Hurricane Earl

Northeastern Men Begin Packing Up Their Panties, in Anticipation of Hurricane Earl

NEW YORK, NY - There has been a run on department-stores' inventories of overnight bags as liberal Northeastern men began the arduous task of packing up their panties before Hurricane Earl strikes. Allied Data Corporation has confirmed that the av...

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Funny story: Hurricane Earl Threatens The Spoof

Hurricane Earl Threatens The Spoof

The Spoof has braced itself from a battering from Hurricane Earl. The hurricane, said to rate 5 stars on the spoofometer, is approaching fast from Eastern Europe and is rumoured to already have ruined Vladimir Putin's short break in Sochi. Spoof l...

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Funny story: This Time Hurricane Sends Titanic Researchers Away

This Time Hurricane Sends Titanic Researchers Away

The crew out to film the Titanic at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean had to scramble this past week but it wasn't over an iceberg, but a hurricane. After some great photography was completed, that will continue once Hurricane Danielle stops sendin...

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Funny story: America braces itself ahead of a predicted and predictable tornado of "My Name is Earl/Hurricane" related jokes

America braces itself ahead of a predicted and predictable tornado of "My Name is Earl/Hurricane" related jokes

MY NAME IS EARL, Hurricane Earl, that is. Hurricane Earl churned toward the south-eastern Caribbean Sunday after reaching Category One status and is thought be heading for American shores by Friday. Joke writers and comedians all over America...

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Funny story: Hurricane Alex Slams Into Northern Mexico Destroying Mexican Restaurants, Piñata Factories, and A Huge Maracas Plant

Hurricane Alex Slams Into Northern Mexico Destroying Mexican Restaurants, Piñata Factories, and A Huge Maracas Plant

CIUDAD ENCHILADA, Mexico - Hurricane Alexander aka Alex slammed into Northern Mexico lashing out with 105 mile per hour winds. The category 2 hurricane, which is known as Alejandro in Mexico, immediately scattered dozens of burro herds, some of wh...

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Funny story: First Hurricane of Season Forming in Atlantic Has Already Decided to Attack Louisiana.

First Hurricane of Season Forming in Atlantic Has Already Decided to Attack Louisiana.

The first hurricane of the season, forming about 1,400 miles east of Caribbean has announced that it will make landfall in Louisiana. "Yeah, gonna go right up the Gulf Coast of Florida," said Hurricane Bieber, now 175 miles wide. "I want to check...

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Funny story: New Orleans Mayor Says "We Be Needin' Us A Damn Hurricane Ta Blow All Of Dis Effen Oil Shit Da Hell Outta Here Fa Shizzle My Nizzle!"

New Orleans Mayor Says "We Be Needin' Us A Damn Hurricane Ta Blow All Of Dis Effen Oil Shit Da Hell Outta Here Fa Shizzle My Nizzle!"

NEW ORLEANS - The mayor of New Orleans Tyrone "Bling Bling" Du Maupassant-Etouffee has said that the Gulf of Mexico BP oil mess has reached catastrophic proportions. He noted that the Louisiana alligator suitcase industry and the alligator shoe in...

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Funny story: Conan O'Brien Signs On To Be The New TBS Weatherman

Conan O'Brien Signs On To Be The New TBS Weatherman

ATLANTA - Conan "The Really Red-Haired" O'Brien has just announced that he has agreed to a contract with The Turner Broadcasting Station (TBS). O'Brien has signed on to be the new station weathercaster and is really excited since hurricane season...

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Funny story: Man Blows Away During Hurricane

Man Blows Away During Hurricane

A man on vacation in Florida was blown away today in the midst of Hurricane Shanique, which struck in the early hours. The man in question who can not be named, because nobody knows who he is, was strolling along the beach when the disaster occurr...

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Funny story: The Real Reason That Hurricane Bill Amazingly Veered Away From The East Coast

The Real Reason That Hurricane Bill Amazingly Veered Away From The East Coast

CAPE COD, Massachusetts - Just about every weather forecaster had predicted that Hurricane Bill was going to hit the east coast of the United States. But Bill, or Billy as Larry Kings calls him miraculously made a right turn and veered away from t...

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Funny story: Hurricane Fellatio Is Bearing Down On Hawaii

Hurricane Fellatio Is Bearing Down On Hawaii

Honolulu, HI - Hurricane Fellatio is bearing down on the Hawaiian islands and is expected to reach Honolulu by nightfall as a Category 4, according to members of the U.S. National Hurricane Center. Said one member, "We expect it to make a pronoun...

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Funny story: Monster Hurricane Devastates South Carolina Town

Monster Hurricane Devastates South Carolina Town

MORSE, SC - The town of Morse, South Carolina, population 1, will not appear in any atlas you ever open, because it was blown completely off the face of the map today by a devastating 600-mile wide category five hurricane, said sources. The town's...

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Funny story: The Damn Hurricane Season Is Here!

The Damn Hurricane Season Is Here!

GALVESTON - Well hurricane season is here once again. And the Texas coast city of Galveston is still digging out from the bashing that it received from Hurricane Ike last September. Galveston Hurricane Center Authorities report that every day they...

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Funny story: Scientists Halt Tropical Depression With Prozac

Scientists Halt Tropical Depression With Prozac

Meteorologists, working in conjunction with pharmacologists, have stopped a tropical depression in the Atlantic Ocean before it could develop into a full blown hurricane. As a general rule, a tropical depression develops into a tropical storm, and t...

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