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Funny story: Boy Shoots 1,151 Pound Wild Hog in Alabama Same Day Rosie O'Donnell Reported Missing in State

Boy Shoots 1,151 Pound Wild Hog in Alabama Same Day Rosie O'Donnell Reported Missing in State

An eleven year old boy in Alabama killed a wild boar hog weighing 1151 pounds on a hunting trip with his father. The pig is reportedly larger than the famous Hogzilla of the state and is the largest reported boar ever.

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Funny story: Open Grunting Season on Mitt Romney

Open Grunting Season on Mitt Romney

Inquiries with officials in the states where Mitt Romney has lived cannot confirm the Republican presidential contender's claim to be a lifelong grunter.

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Funny story: Chaney and Eskimo bag Walrus

Chaney and Eskimo bag Walrus

Vice President Cheney and Eskimo Rapper "Yo Bitch Cook The Fish" went off on a hunting trip to the Yukon following the Libby verdict, and apparently have bagged a Walrus.

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Funny story: Global Warming Affects Hunting: Hunters Demand That it Stops

Global Warming Affects Hunting: Hunters Demand That it Stops

A group announced Thursday that effects of global warming are beginning to be seen in the hunting of the Inuits.

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Funny story: Huntsman Walks Free - Insists "I Did Nothing Wrong"

Huntsman Walks Free - Insists "I Did Nothing Wrong"

The master of the Belfryshire's 'Yoiks Tally-ho Hunt', Major Burgundy Tulip, was up before Magistrates this morning charged with causing GBH, cruelty to animals, contrary to that bloody stupid and unenforceable new law the government brou...

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Funny story: Shot in the face, the new kicked in the nuts

Shot in the face, the new kicked in the nuts

So the big news flying around (or more accurately walking around in circles waiting for its cage door to be opened so it can slowly walk out and then be immediately shot) is the news that Vice President, Richard “Dick” Cheney viciously shot a 78 year old hunting partner in the face. Mr. Cheney “intended” to shoot a Quail, but instead shot his fellow Quail killer in the face. If only the Quail w...

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Funny story: When "Hog Fever" Goes Too Far

When "Hog Fever" Goes Too Far

ALAPAHA, GA (AP) A giant wild hog fever is running rampant. The recent kill of the 1000 pound feral hog called "Hogzilla" has everyone catching the idea of hunting for unique animals.

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Funny story: Update: First cats, now democracy - Wisconsin killing spree continues

Update: First cats, now democracy - Wisconsin killing spree continues

Madison, Wis. - The voters made their voice heard - "let us kill cats, let us stamp out these vermin." Now, however, Governor Jim Doyle has decided to stamp out democracy in the state by announcing that he will not allow cat hunting to continue.

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Funny story: Hunters rejoice: Cat hunting a go in Wisconsin!

Hunters rejoice: Cat hunting a go in Wisconsin!

MADISON, Wisconsin - After years of passive fuming, Madison-area resident Jim "Sparky" McManus can finally do something about his hatred of cats: kill them. Thanks to a newly passed law, residents of the Badger State can bag as many feral felines as...

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Funny story: Bush : "Mea Culpa"

Bush : "Mea Culpa"

George W. Bush stunned the world today by openly admitting to being a Culpa. The president confirmed that he is what is termed, a rare 'North Borneon Hunting Culpa'.

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Funny story: Mongolians go name hunting

Mongolians go name hunting

ULAN BATOR, Mongolia - After years of living with just one name by order of the Soviet Union, Mongolians have been ordered to invent their own surnames. But, lacking the talent and experience of having more than a single name, most Mongolians are com...

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Funny story: Scientist claims new findings are old hat to him

Scientist claims new findings are old hat to him

SCRIMBAD, Miss. -- A recent report indicated that after 15 years of intense study, "the world's most prolific planet-hunting team has found the planetary system that most reminds them of our own home solar system. The discovery boosts hopes for f...

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