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Funny story: Bush Administration claims: flooding in England not global warming; merely glaciers attempting to illegally immigrate

Bush Administration claims: flooding in England not global warming; merely glaciers attempting to illegally immigrate

London, England - Bush administration officials finally released a comment regarding the massive flooding in central England this summer, blaming it not on the increasing signs all pointing to global warming but glaciers attempting to illegally immig...

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Funny story: Monkeys Given New Legal Rights

Monkeys Given New Legal Rights

After determining that monkeys and humans share over 98% of their DNA, people have begun to wonder what rights near-Humanoid species should be legally entitled to. Now the California state legislature has deemed some monkey species to be elligible f...

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Funny story: Manchester City Owner's Human Rights Abuses 'Weren't That Bad'

Manchester City Owner's Human Rights Abuses 'Weren't That Bad'

The lawyer of new Manchester City football club owner Thaksin Shinawatra has said that, although the ex-Thai Prime Minister has abused the Thai people's Human Rights, the degree of abuse...

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Funny story: China pulls out of trade talks over US human rights issues.

China pulls out of trade talks over US human rights issues.

A high-level Chinese delegation has arrived in the US for two days of talks on trade and economic co-operation and to question The White House about its less than lily white human rights reputation.

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Funny story: Australian Cricket Tour Called Off Due To "Lack Of Good Beer"

Australian Cricket Tour Called Off Due To "Lack Of Good Beer"

The Australian cricket team's tour of Zimbabwe has been cancelled on the orders of Prime Minister John Howard. The despotic regime of President Robert Mugabe has been given as the official reason...

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Funny story: Should serial killers and rapists die at the hands of a vigilante?

Should serial killers and rapists die at the hands of a vigilante?

There was man named Gill Bates. His son, Gill Jr. was adoptive late bloomer used to getting his way even at the expense of others' human rights. This fool was also addicted to sex and violent pronographhy and refused to obey multiple court orders to seek psychiatric help. To make matters worse, this sick bastard was so good at being a hardened that even his family, friends, and colleagues knew...

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Funny story: Local Man Found Responsible For Everyone's Emotions - Citizens More Than Happy To Point Finger

Local Man Found Responsible For Everyone's Emotions - Citizens More Than Happy To Point Finger

Seattle - A Seattle court made a pivotal judgment today that will relieve the citizens of Washington the burden of accountability for their own emotions and actions.

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Funny story: Minnesota School Boy Granted ‘Right To Die' By Federal Judge, US Leads World In Human Rights

Minnesota School Boy Granted ‘Right To Die' By Federal Judge, US Leads World In Human Rights

Jeff Weise was slightly upset about his rifle range and hand gun control school grades and so quite rightly, contacted the local Federal Judge so that he could have legal permission to exercise ‘his right to die'. The Federal Judge was bound b...

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Funny story: USA Demands Freedom For EU Nazis

USA Demands Freedom For EU Nazis

A Russian-cum-Belarus-sponsored resolution at the Geneva conference on human rights against racism and xenophobia expressed deep concern at the tendency of some states to glorify former members of the SS, instituting monuments in their honour and all...

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Funny story: Slovenia Votes Nato-Nazi, Joins EU

Slovenia Votes Nato-Nazi, Joins EU

Slovenia has voted on whether to adopt a law restoring human rights to thousands of people erased from the national register after independence.

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Funny story: Human rights chiefs: American 'Sack Ripper' weapon is 'inhumane'

Human rights chiefs: American 'Sack Ripper' weapon is 'inhumane'

Amnesty international chiefs have slammed a new US anti-personnel weapon, demanding it be recalled from use.

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Funny story: Living Has Ruined My Life

Living Has Ruined My Life

The British government was reeling after the latest ruling by the European Court of Human Rights.

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Funny story: Living Has Ruined My Life

Living Has Ruined My Life

The British government was reeling after the latest ruling by the European Court of Human Rights.

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