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Funny story: Gay Ponies are Prettier than others

Gay Ponies are Prettier than others

Larry Sabu,20, was walking down the street the other day when all of a sudden it hit him: gay ponies are far prettier than the other kind. He immediately abandoned his currant task or doing the shopping, and instead began an impromptu questioning...

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Funny story: Katie Price Fined For Horsebox Offence

Katie Price Fined For Horsebox Offence

Katie Price, AKA Jordan, has been found guilty of 'not being in proper control of her vehicle' at Mid Sussex Magistrates court and fined. The balloon boobed bozo was tethered up in the back of her 7.5 tonne pink horsebox, when she became agitated.

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Funny story: Facebook and Twitter Gone, Replaced by Pony Express

Facebook and Twitter Gone, Replaced by Pony Express

Internet slowdowns, Twitter technical problems, Facebook glitches. ENOUGH! The U. S. has decided to replace the Internet and all its trappings with something more efficient -- Pony Express, a fabulous 19th century U. S. communication system.

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Funny story: Young horse to be invited to join the government - which will be henceforth called the foal-ition

Young horse to be invited to join the government - which will be henceforth called the foal-ition

David Cameron has been true to his word about introducing a new style of politics. His latest move (gimmick? No surely not)is to ask a young horse to join the government. "I am excited about this move" Said Mr Cameron whilst he repeated patent lea...

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Funny story: Cat in bin - Puppies in river - Horse in stable...but for how long?

Cat in bin - Puppies in river - Horse in stable...but for how long?

The latest fashion of cruelly tormenting innocent animals continues to take the world by storm. After the instant celebrity enjoyed by Mary Bale, it seems that everyone wants a piece of the action. The Internet has become flooded with videos of wa...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Horse Movement Restriction Lifted

Isle of Wight News - Horse Movement Restriction Lifted

The Horse Movement Restriction put in place in July due to the outbreak of Horse Immunoglobulin Virus has been lifted. The Council of the Isle of Wight have decreed that the outbreak has been contained, and is now only affecting horses in the sout...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Ventnor Country Show Will Go Ahead

Isle of Wight News - Ventnor Country Show Will Go Ahead

The annual Ventnor Country Show that happens every year will not be stopped because of the restriction on horse movement put in place last week. Show organiser, William McWilliam, 44, is adamant: "The Ventnor country show even took place during th...

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Funny story: The Chelsea Clinton Wedding: The One-Liners

The Chelsea Clinton Wedding: The One-Liners

I think that there was a Freudian slip on my invitation to the Chelsea Clinton wedding. Instead of the word "bride," my announcement used the word "bridle." They used to say that "every" bride looks beautiful on her wedding day. After Chelsea Clinton's wedding, that will probably change to "most" brides. Yep, Chelsea Clinton's getting married and Bill and Hillary will someday be grandparents...

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Funny story: Carl Paladino Denies Having Sex With Horse

Carl Paladino Denies Having Sex With Horse

Carl Paladino, a candidate for NY Governor, denied today that he'd had sex with a horse. Paladino was responding to allegations from website WNYMedia, which had previously criticized him for e-mailing a pornographic video of a woman having equine sex...

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Funny story: Camilla of Cornwall breaks leg - ends up being shot

Camilla of Cornwall breaks leg - ends up being shot

Her Grand National dreams are over. After defying all odds as filly of the year - ordained to win the top cash purse - Camilla of Cornwall proved herself to be just another old nag. Unable to deliver in the grand manner that was expected of her C...

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Funny story: Mr Ed says I am knackered after finishing second at Newbury

Mr Ed says I am knackered after finishing second at Newbury

Mr Ed finished second at Newbury yesterday in the 4.40 a three mile steeplechase and almost collapsed with exhaustion. The race had three runners but the outsider fell leaving Mr Ed racing against the 4-9 favourite Joaaci who ended up winning easily...

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Funny story: Katie Price wants to buy Jordan

Katie Price wants to buy Jordan

Katie Price wants to buy Jordan,not the country Jordan its a racehorse she wants to buy that finished third at Plumpton racecourse a few days ago. Katie had a bet on Jordan together with two other horses Topless and Big Knockers,sorry that should be...

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Funny story: Painting Horse Complains Nobody Understands Him

Painting Horse Complains Nobody Understands Him

New York, New York - Wilbur, the painting horse, whose art hangs in some of the poshest galleries, has destroyed most of his own collection in a fit of rage. The tantrum follows months of frustration as he stood by listening to critics dis his work.

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Funny story: What Katie Did

What Katie Did

Cheltenham racecourse today,the National Hunt Chase was won by Poker de Sivola, brilliantly ridden by Katie Walsh who steered the horse to victory at 14-1. Katie is the sister of top Jump Jockey Ruby Walsh regarded by many as the best jump jockey...

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Funny story: Mr Ed in mourning as Casey Jones Dies at Cheltenham

Mr Ed in mourning as Casey Jones Dies at Cheltenham

Mr Ed the talking horse is in mourning after the death at Cheltenham of Casey Jones. Not Casey Jones the engineer of the train the Cannonball Express, it was a very good racehorse called Casey Jones who died a horrific death at Cheltenham the "death...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Gets Off High Horse, Asks "Who Gave My Palamino Marijuana?"

Clint Eastwood Gets Off High Horse, Asks "Who Gave My Palamino Marijuana?"

Clint Eastwood is upset and thinks that the legalization of drugs in California has gone too far. After throwing a temper tantrum on the subject for twenty minutes, he got off of his high horse and asked "...and just who the Hell gave my palamino ma...

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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay to give up Cooking for Horse Spunk

Gordon Ramsay to give up Cooking for Horse Spunk

The potty mouthed Hell's kitchen presenter has announced he is going to give up being a chef for a life of equine semen related activities. In a completely non-topical news story that was made up whilst browsing the readymade cooking sauces aisle...

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