The golden-voiced hobo who became famous for fifteen minutes says he plans to wed Rue McClanahan after he completes rehab for drug and alcohol abuse. Ted Williams, the 53-year-old former radio announcer who lived in a cardboard box and ate cat fo...
HOLLYWOOD - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that a producer for Dancing With The Stars has approached Ted Williams about becoming a contestant on the next edition of the dancing reality show. DWTS producer Bernadette Penderlicki told T4...
COLUMBUS, Ohio - Fifty-three-year-old Ted Williams did not buy a lottery ticket, but the man will certainly be collecting a ton of money. A few days ago Ted "The Homeless Man" Williams was standing on the corner of a street in Columbus holding up...
A homeless man who ran away from his house 15 years ago when he learned the tooth ferry wasn't real has signed a £15,000,000 contract with Randomansion Inc, and Tigergate Pictures. For the past 12 years, Robin Davice-slatts, 28, from Croydon, sur...
Ted Williams, a homeless man in Columbus, Ohio was "found" by a videographer who paid Williams a dollar to speak into the camera so he could videotape him imitating sports announcers. The video went vital and Williams has now found himself the center...
The career of Dick Larsden, voice of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, suffered an unexpected "rainout" Thursday afternoon when he arrived at the WTBD studios to record promos for the upcoming season. "I should have suspected something when I pulled int...
Tramps scouring the many rubbish mountains that have formed across Exeter due to a lack council collections over the Christmas period have voiced outrage at the number of unwanted Jamie Oliver '30 minute cook books' being recovered. They say the p...
Currently in the Senate there is somewhat of a catch 22 occurring. While before the recent elections and before the tax deal was struck with President Obama, the Republicans saw nothing wrong with continuing their practice of asking for as many earma...
As local councils across the UK await funding cuts from the coalition government, it has been revealed by government sources that Eric Pickles will be allowed to eat homeless families as part of the new Localism bill. Under the new bill councils w...
In an unprecedented and totally unexpected gesture of compassion and generosity, the fabled Bohemian Club has voted to allow its seasonal Monte Rio retreat to be used to shelter Sonoma County's homeless. "We've got dozens of cabins just sitting e...
The government has announced plans to allow people who have been recently made homeless to buy the park bench upon which they choose to reside, in a proposal echoing then Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher's right to buy scheme of the 1980's. The mo...
Audley Harrison has insisted he will seal his position as one of the greatest boxers of all time when he steps into the ring next week. Harrison, who has been criticised in the past for choosing unchallenging fights, will face a 63-year-old homele...
That age-old mantra, "It's the economy stupid" has been growing in resonance across the world. And while words like TARP; stimulus; bail-out and sub-prime have become part of our everyday lexicon, ordinary people are being forced into situations uni...
BOSTON, MA - Frank Barney, a homosexual homeless man residing on Newbury Street held a press conference today to announce the formation of a new political movement, The PEE-Party. Barney said "We are tired of having to urinate in alleys and sleep...
Most people are aware of the usual stereotypes about homeless people. "Druggies, down-and-outs, losers, gypsies" - these are just a few of the milder insults the homeless deal with on a daily basis. However, this is not the whole story. The majority of long-term homeless have in fact decided to opt-out of society, in what for many is a conscious and rational decision that accords with their deep-h...
Kasim Reed is finalising plans to release specially bred siberian Tigers onto city streets in an effort to find a solution to the Atlanta's burgeoning homelessness problem. "Life is too easy for 'bums' in this town. The weather is mostly warm and...
House of Commons officials today apprehended a vagrant who they found asleep in the chamber on one of the Labour front benches. The man was escorted from the Palace of Westminster to loud protests by a phalanx of security men and it later transpir...
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