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Funny story: Tramps scouring Exeter's rubbish mountains lambast Jamie Oliver

Tramps scouring Exeter's rubbish mountains lambast Jamie Oliver

Tramps scouring the many rubbish mountains that have formed across Exeter due to a lack council collections over the Christmas period have voiced outrage at the number of unwanted Jamie Oliver '30 minute cook books' being recovered. They say the p...

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Funny story: Sleep Number Sidewalks for Homeless among Republican Earmark Requests

Sleep Number Sidewalks for Homeless among Republican Earmark Requests

Currently in the Senate there is somewhat of a catch 22 occurring. While before the recent elections and before the tax deal was struck with President Obama, the Republicans saw nothing wrong with continuing their practice of asking for as many earma...

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Funny story: Eric Pickles to eat homeless families under new Coalition plans

Eric Pickles to eat homeless families under new Coalition plans

As local councils across the UK await funding cuts from the coalition government, it has been revealed by government sources that Eric Pickles will be allowed to eat homeless families as part of the new Localism bill. Under the new bill councils w...

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Funny story: Boho Grove opens gates to homeless

Boho Grove opens gates to homeless

In an unprecedented and totally unexpected gesture of compassion and generosity, the fabled Bohemian Club has voted to allow its seasonal Monte Rio retreat to be used to shelter Sonoma County's homeless. "We've got dozens of cabins just sitting e...

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Funny story: Recently homeless given 'right to buy' park benches

Recently homeless given 'right to buy' park benches

The government has announced plans to allow people who have been recently made homeless to buy the park bench upon which they choose to reside, in a proposal echoing then Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher's right to buy scheme of the 1980's. The mo...

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Funny story: Audley Harrison: Beating homeless man will prove my greatness

Audley Harrison: Beating homeless man will prove my greatness

Audley Harrison has insisted he will seal his position as one of the greatest boxers of all time when he steps into the ring next week. Harrison, who has been criticised in the past for choosing unchallenging fights, will face a 63-year-old homele...

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Funny story: Former Indian beggar & homeless man who founded million-dollar hotel empire by street-begging joins faculty of top university to teach course on "Street-Begging as a highly lucrative career"

Former Indian beggar & homeless man who founded million-dollar hotel empire by street-begging joins faculty of top university to teach course on "Street-Begging as a highly lucrative career"

That age-old mantra, "It's the economy stupid" has been growing in resonance across the world. And while words like TARP; stimulus; bail-out and sub-prime have become part of our everyday lexicon, ordinary people are being forced into situations uni...

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Funny story: Homeless Homo Hobo Forms New Political Movement

Homeless Homo Hobo Forms New Political Movement

BOSTON, MA - Frank Barney, a homosexual homeless man residing on Newbury Street held a press conference today to announce the formation of a new political movement, The PEE-Party. Barney said "We are tired of having to urinate in alleys and sleep...

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Funny story: Homeless help society

Homeless help society

Most people are aware of the usual stereotypes about homeless people. "Druggies, down-and-outs, losers, gypsies" - these are just a few of the milder insults the homeless deal with on a daily basis. However, this is not the whole story. The majority of long-term homeless have in fact decided to opt-out of society, in what for many is a conscious and rational decision that accords with their deep-h...

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Funny story: Tigers unleashed on Atlanta's homeless

Tigers unleashed on Atlanta's homeless

Kasim Reed is finalising plans to release specially bred siberian Tigers onto city streets in an effort to find a solution to the Atlanta's burgeoning homelessness problem. "Life is too easy for 'bums' in this town. The weather is mostly warm and...

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Funny story: Homeless Magazine scores Star Seller in Gordon Brown

Homeless Magazine scores Star Seller in Gordon Brown

Editors at one of the UK's popular magazines which helps the homeless earn a bit of cash on the side, have landed what they consider to be the biggest fish the magazine has ever caught. Gordon Brown, former Prime Minister and now Homeless Person,...

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Funny story: Vagrant ejected from Commons claims to be an MP

Vagrant ejected from Commons claims to be an MP

House of Commons officials today apprehended a vagrant who they found asleep in the chamber on one of the Labour front benches. The man was escorted from the Palace of Westminster to loud protests by a phalanx of security men and it later transpir...

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Funny story: 'Lost Vegas' could go Bankrupt

'Lost Vegas' could go Bankrupt

For more than 25 years the gambling capital of the World, Las Vegas has been booming but America's failing economy has finally caught up with it. The real estate market, has collapsed and thousands of homes are being repossessed,also thousands of...

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Funny story: Government Homeless Policy Viewed as Shite Following 'Bum-Chum' Scheme

Government Homeless Policy Viewed as Shite Following 'Bum-Chum' Scheme

A government policy which aims to alleviate homelessness by encouraging members of the public to befriend hobo's has been branded 'a load of shite' by a group of men in white coats. The 'Bum'Chum' scheme was being pushed as a new way of involving...

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Funny story: Junkie found living inside someone's gas meter cupboard

Junkie found living inside someone's gas meter cupboard

It has been revealed today that a Junkie has been found living inside someone's gas meter. The Junkie was found on Tuesday after a client complained to the company about the fact that she had been experiencing unusually high gas bills. The gas en...

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Funny story: TV Reject Ollie Murs Moves Into Homeless Shelter

TV Reject Ollie Murs Moves Into Homeless Shelter

(Defecated News) X Factor reject and 'bloke-with-rubber-legs Ollie Murs has vowed never to return home after his loss in the finale of the show on Sunday. Friends have reported Ollie as living in the grassy patch in Albert Square, and have seen hi...

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Funny story: Toy maker to release new American Girl doll

Toy maker to release new American Girl doll

NEW YORK CITY, New York - In the wake of the wildly successful release of Gwen Thompson, a doll billed as a Homeless Girl who lives in a car with her mother, toy makers Tammel is unveiling their latest, just in time for some pre-season selling. L...

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