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Funny story: Greece accuse Germany of being Nazis so Merkel sent a squadron of Stukas to Athens to prove the point!

Greece accuse Germany of being Nazis so Merkel sent a squadron of Stukas to Athens to prove the point!

Instead of accepting the fact that the Greek government, it's civil service, financial fraternity and public services are completely corrupt, the Greeks have decided to verbally bite off the hand that could eventually feed them, Germany. The Germa...

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Funny story: Japan moving to Mars

Japan moving to Mars

TOKYO - The emperor of Japan has announced that Japan will be "Moving to Mars" by 2020. According to sources close to the emperor's secret compound, the plan to move Japan to Africa was foiled by huge insects that terrified Japanese school children...

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Funny story: Furious Burnley War Hero Demands The Return Of Hitler's Long Lost Testicle

Furious Burnley War Hero Demands The Return Of Hitler's Long Lost Testicle

Legendary Burnley war hero, Jimmy Bacon, of Accrington Road in the town, today demanded the return of Hitler's long lost testicle, claiming that he was the rightful owner, and that the council had no right slipping a local junkie a tenner, for the po...

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Funny story: Hitler's Missing Testicle Found In Burnley Skip

Hitler's Missing Testicle Found In Burnley Skip

The late and not much lamented German Reichs Chancellor's legendary missing testicle has reportedly been found in a Burnley skip. Local skip-dipper, Justin Eclair, 29, a registered heroin addict, had been rummaging through a skip outside an under...

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Funny story: Hitler's Brain Found In Moscow Laboratory

Hitler's Brain Found In Moscow Laboratory

Hitherto thought lost, it transpires that Hitler's brain has been found in a jar in a former government laboratory in Moscow. The unexpected find was unearthed by - ironically - a German Professor, named Doctor Helmut Haller, who was clearing out som...

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Funny story: BBC omits King George V's euthanasia jab in latest royal cover-up

BBC omits King George V's euthanasia jab in latest royal cover-up

London - The lethal cocaine/heroin cocktail was injected directly into the dying King's jugular by royal physicians working the late shift. Last night the Beeb's King George and Queen Mary: the Royals Who Rescued the Monarchy hatchet job suffered...

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Funny story: Queen's horror as Charles 'coronation' protrait found

Queen's horror as Charles 'coronation' protrait found

London - The oil on canvas painting shows Charles' head superimposed onto King Edward VIII's original pre-coronation portrait of 1936 by eminent royal artist Albert Collings. It was found during emergency maintenance works on Buckingham Palace sto...

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Funny story: Obama Makes Deal With Iran: Will Allow Them To Nuke Israel If They Don't Nuke Hawaii Over Holidays

Obama Makes Deal With Iran: Will Allow Them To Nuke Israel If They Don't Nuke Hawaii Over Holidays

WASHINGTON - Not since Britain Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain signed the Munich Agreement with Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini in September 1938 has there been such a one-sided agreement that affected another country. In that agreement the...

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Funny story: Mafia boss found in Hitler's bunker!

Mafia boss found in Hitler's bunker!

Naples, Italy. Mafia boss, Michele Z. (name changed for legal reasons and eventual Mafia attacks against Spoof headquarters and our beloved editor, M~~k, name also changed because he found a severed horse's head in his bed last night) has been found...

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Funny story: Justifiable Karma for World's Tyrants

Justifiable Karma for World's Tyrants

In the old testament it was 'An eye for an eye'. In Jesus' time the message was 'Turn the other cheek'. So what do we have in our modern times as a guideline for our spiritual well-being? 'Karma' the New Age paths tell us. Every little nasty that you have ever done will come flying back at some time and whap you silly. Of course, karma doesn't necessarily have to be bad because every good thing yo...

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Funny story: Hank Williams Jr. under heat just for saying what was on every single American's mind

Hank Williams Jr. under heat just for saying what was on every single American's mind

BRISTOL, Conn.--Evidently, stating the painfully obvious can land you in hot water in this country. ESPN yanked Hank Williams Jr.'s song, "Are you ready for some football?", from the opening of Monday Night Football, after the country warbler comp...

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Funny story: Adolf Hitler's Bicycle Destroys Baker's Shop?

Adolf Hitler's Bicycle Destroys Baker's Shop?

A bicycle that once belonged to the Nazi dictator, Adolf Hitler, has been discovered languishing in the back storeroom of a Viennese baker's shop. It is believed that the bicycle - a heavy, black-framed model of German manufacture, was used by Hit...

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Funny story: Norwegian killer was not a Nazi, he just loved Hitler!

Norwegian killer was not a Nazi, he just loved Hitler!

After the tragic events in Norway it seems that the mass-murderer was not a Nazi fanatic hoping to rid his country of all Muslim immigrants after all, he was just a very disturbed Hitler fan. After severe interrogations by the local police it seem...

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Funny story: Government's ' Minister of Austerity' Announced!

Government's ' Minister of Austerity' Announced!

Prime Minister David Cameron has announced the name of the person who will become Britain's first ever Minister of Austerity. The position has been offered to and accepted by the Right Horrible Sir Peregrine Partridge-Greenwelly, Conservative Member...

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Funny story: Dorking pensioner had a shed load of one inch Hitlers

Dorking pensioner had a shed load of one inch Hitlers

A pensioner nicknamed 'Der Fuhrer' has been arrested at a Dorking car boot sale for spreading Nazi propaganda. The local recluse, Adolf Nonce , lives in a bungalow just outside Dorking called 'The Berlin Bunker'. Herr Nonce, who according to h...

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Funny story: Blatter hopes for "fair and free" election

Blatter hopes for "fair and free" election

Incumbent Fifa Idiot in Chief Sepp Blatter took another step towards securing his already infamous reputation by expressing his desire for a "fair and free" Fifa election. Blatter, will stand unopposed at the Fifa congress in Zurich tomorrow. "All...

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Funny story: Adolf Hitler Guilty Of Being A Nazi

Adolf Hitler Guilty Of Being A Nazi

Adolf Hitler has been convicted by a German court for being a Nazi. The court sentenced him to 5 years, although he is expected to have this sentence at least halved on the grounds that he is in fact dead. The court heard how Hitler had planned wo...

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