Pakistan and Hell, the two most volatile region have for the first time signed an agreement for equal opportunity and terrorism. Frustrated at United Nation and Western and Eastern World, Pakistan decided to join hand with Hell to jointly spread terr...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - The arrival of Satan at my door this afternoon heralded the first of many souls to be claimed over the next few days. The abruptness of the five rapid knocks startled me enough to make me jump; I was not expecting company. I h...
God Almighty in close association with Satan has created a special hell for CEO's and other business leaders who have helped to create the present world-wide financial meltdown (it seems Satan himself couldn't stomach the gall of these money-engorged...
Computer manufacturer Hell has launched what it calls 'the world's crappest laptop'. The Alamo weighs next to nothing, due to having less memory than a pocket calculator, and can be folded into your pocket, or simply dropped into the nearest bin.
Londoners have been griping about conditions on the double deckers for years now but conditions have gravely worsened since the city has accepted ads from the Atheist Association. A British unbeliever took offense at a Christian advertisement on a Lo...
Houston TX-- NASA spokesman Dr. Karl Saygun announced at a joint news conference that Outer Space is filled with the sounds of human screaming. The news came a few weeks after NASA said space "smelled like burning steak." Dr. Saygun was grim fac...
Right wing nut religious fanatic Sarah Palin told Katie Couric that the Alaskan Ice Princess' best friend just happens to be a lesbian. Under more of Couric's caustic questioning, Palin explained the beliefs of her Wasilla Bible Church and Bait S...
Are you one to feel intense joy after dipping your cat in hydrochloric acid? Or, how about an exhilarating high after robbing your 80 year old grandma? Ecstasy after stealing candy from children? (Hell yea!, I got the squirt's Snickers! Mwahahaha!) If you answered yes to any of the questions, you might be a candidate for the national "Evil in America" campaign.
(Hades) - Speaking from the crimson colored steps of the newly erected stone edifice that is Hell's Ronald Reagan Theater, Our Great Lord Lucifer at long last welcomed the newest member of his cabinet, former United States Senator Jesse Helms (Fa...
News has reached us from the Seventh circle of Hades, that Satan has Sister Acts I and II, the remake of Get Carter, and An Inconvenient Truth on a permanent loop.
Bill O'Reilly opened his eyes once the make-up girl had finished powdering his forehead, and looked quickly from one side of the studio to the other. "Margo?" he yelled when he couldn't find who he was looking for. "Margo? Where the hell are you?"...
Long-time resident of Hell, Neil Kinnock, paid a brief visit to earth recently to pick-up some beach wear and a Michener novel.
I just completed my training on how to see the future or the past with a crystal ball and for my first test, decided to find out how the hell did someone like George become our president, not once, but twice.
In a surprise announcement today, Hell has announced it is closing it's doors, effective immediately. Reasons cited for the closure included overabundance of supply, and slow demand for finished goods.
TheSpoof.com - TheSpoof.com writer Jesus Budda has come back from his visit with stories that hell has frozen over. A tearful JB told TheSpoof.com that he was turned back at the gates of hell and told that he would not be allowed to enter.
Satan has announced that souls who had previously been damned for eternity will be released before this term, after he announced that numbers had reached record levels.
VATICAN CITY - Ever budged in front of someone in a queue for the subway? You just hindered a child of God, sinner! Ever bragged about that homer you drilled at your last softball game? You just spoke boastful words, heathen! Ever stripped naked,...
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