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Funny story: Evil in America

Evil in America

Are you one to feel intense joy after dipping your cat in hydrochloric acid? Or, how about an exhilarating high after robbing your 80 year old grandma? Ecstasy after stealing candy from children? (Hell yea!, I got the squirt's Snickers! Mwahahaha!) If you answered yes to any of the questions, you might be a candidate for the national "Evil in America" campaign.

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Funny story: Hell Welcomes Jesse Helms

Hell Welcomes Jesse Helms

(Hades) - Speaking from the crimson colored steps of the newly erected stone edifice that is Hell's Ronald Reagan Theater, Our Great Lord Lucifer at long last welcomed the newest member of his cabinet, former United States Senator Jesse Helms (Fa...

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Funny story: Film Hell

Film Hell

News has reached us from the Seventh circle of Hades, that Satan has Sister Acts I and II, the remake of Get Carter, and An Inconvenient Truth on a permanent loop.

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Funny story: The Fatcats Club: "Caution: You're About to Enter a No-Shame Zone"

The Fatcats Club: "Caution: You're About to Enter a No-Shame Zone"

Bill O'Reilly opened his eyes once the make-up girl had finished powdering his forehead, and looked quickly from one side of the studio to the other. "Margo?" he yelled when he couldn't find who he was looking for. "Margo? Where the hell are you?"...

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Funny story: Man Returns From Hell, Says It's Not So Bad

Man Returns From Hell, Says It's Not So Bad

Long-time resident of Hell, Neil Kinnock, paid a brief visit to earth recently to pick-up some beach wear and a Michener novel.

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Funny story: How George Bush became our Decider-In-Chief

How George Bush became our Decider-In-Chief

I just completed my training on how to see the future or the past with a crystal ball and for my first test, decided to find out how the hell did someone like George become our president, not once, but twice.

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Funny story: Hell To Close

Hell To Close

In a surprise announcement today, Hell has announced it is closing it's doors, effective immediately. Reasons cited for the closure included overabundance of supply, and slow demand for finished goods.

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Funny story: Hell freezes over - Jesus Budda very unhappy

Hell freezes over - Jesus Budda very unhappy

TheSpoof.com - TheSpoof.com writer Jesus Budda has come back from his visit with stories that hell has frozen over. A tearful JB told TheSpoof.com that he was turned back at the gates of hell and told that he would not be allowed to enter.

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Funny story: Damned are released early due to overcrowding in hell

Damned are released early due to overcrowding in hell

Satan has announced that souls who had previously been damned for eternity will be released before this term, after he announced that numbers had reached record levels.

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Funny story: You're Going to Hell

You're Going to Hell

VATICAN CITY - Ever budged in front of someone in a queue for the subway? You just hindered a child of God, sinner! Ever bragged about that homer you drilled at your last softball game? You just spoke boastful words, heathen! Ever stripped naked,...

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Funny story: Top 10 Ways to Know, You Are Going to Hell.

Top 10 Ways to Know, You Are Going to Hell.

Top 10 ways to find know if you are going to Hell:...

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Funny story: Hell Has Been Banned by Catholics....

Hell Has Been Banned by Catholics....

Melbourne, Australia - In Melbourne, Australia, a kid by the name of Hell has been told he cannot attend the Catholic School of his choice. It appears that the school is terrified that Hell may have actually produced Angels that will rival those of H...

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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay To Stop Swearing

Gordon Ramsay To Stop Swearing

TV swearing expert and presenter of the F-word, Gordon Ramsay, has said in a statement today that he intends to curb his foul language, and concentrate, instead, on being a chef. Ramsay, 61, is the most-wrinkled man on TV, and has become notorious...

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Funny story: Oil Prices Set To Rise Again As Coalition Forces Turn Down Iraqi Oil Production Once More

Oil Prices Set To Rise Again As Coalition Forces Turn Down Iraqi Oil Production Once More

"Why the hell did we go there if it wasn't for the oil and to make it cheaper for us to fill our cars?" demanded the once happy Bush supporter at the Rudi Giuliani presidential campaign meeting. It was an outcry that most were thinking but none were saying...

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Funny story: My Embarrassing Name

My Embarrassing Name

For more than 25 years I've been through sheer hell and I thought it very cruel of my parents to call me Norma, particularly having the surname Snockers. I can't think of anything more hurtful (except having the surname Snickers) and it was typical reflection of my dad's sense of humour. However, that turned out to be a storm in a D cup after I met a man who had been through the same p...

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Funny story: HELL: The Whole Story

HELL: The Whole Story

New Delhi, India: Today, I was told of a Nun, working as a missionary in Calcutta, who was bitten by a Black Mamba. Sadly, within minutes the poor woman died and went to heaven (as Nuns often do, provided they keep their habits clean!).

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Funny story: What's for Dinner?

What's for Dinner?

I must say that cooking dinner in my house has become an adventure. What should I cook? Who will eat what? The hell with them all, they can eat what I cook or they don't eat! Having more than one child, you have to face the fact that dinner time will never be the same. Once your second born arrives, it's all down hill. There will be an argument over what is for dinner. "I don't li...

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