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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Secretly Dating Heidi Montag

Taylor Lautner Secretly Dating Heidi Montag

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Taylor Lautner and Heidi Montag were seen at West Hollywood's trendy restaurant, The Texas Cattle Stampede Steakhouse. Lautner 18, said that he has had a crush on Montag ever since he first saw here on the reality show The Hills.

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Funny story: Heidi Montag's Gigantic "Oranges" Are To Be Featured In Fruits & Stuff Illustrated Magazine

Heidi Montag's Gigantic "Oranges" Are To Be Featured In Fruits & Stuff Illustrated Magazine

ORLANDO - Heidi Montag's hair stylist FuFi Fondue, revealed to Larry King that the world's most famous Heidi, including Klum, Fleiss, and that little 12-year-old Swiss orphan who lived up in the Swiss Alps around the 1880s will in fact be appearing i...

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Funny story: Jay Leno Denies That He Allowed Heidi Montag To Fondle His Humongous Chin For Ten Minutes

Jay Leno Denies That He Allowed Heidi Montag To Fondle His Humongous Chin For Ten Minutes

HOLLYWOOD - The host of The New, New Tonight Show, Jay Leno, is denying reports published in TV Guideline Magazine that he allowed guest Heidi Montag to fondle his gigantic chin in his dressing room after a recent appearance. Leno, who is 60, said...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt To Divorce on Grounds of Irreconcilable Plastic

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt To Divorce on Grounds of Irreconcilable Plastic

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The divorce that many had been expecting has arrived. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, who starred in the hit series The Hills, have decided to part ways. Montag will journey into the world of plastic and Pratt will most likely wa...

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Funny story: Heida Montag Divorcing Spencer Pratt

Heida Montag Divorcing Spencer Pratt

The reality couple from "The Hill" apparently have eyes for a divorce as 23-year-old Heidi Montag is leaving Spencer Pratt, she reportedly told friends this morning. "She said that it wasn't working", stated an inside source. "I told her that i...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag and Betty White To Pose Nude In PlayGuy Magazine In A "Before and After" Spread

Heidi Montag and Betty White To Pose Nude In PlayGuy Magazine In A "Before and After" Spread

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Oprah Winfrey has confirmed the rumors that Heidi Montag, aka The Plastic Queen and Betty White, aka The Cellulite Countess, will in fact be appearing in the September issue of PlayGuy Mens Magazine. A spokesperson for PlayGuy, Ju...

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Funny story: Zac Efron To Star With Heidi Montag and Gabourey Sidibe In "Big Foot Gets Abducted By Vampire Aliens"

Zac Efron To Star With Heidi Montag and Gabourey Sidibe In "Big Foot Gets Abducted By Vampire Aliens"

LOS ANGELES - Zac Efron has just told Larry King that he will start shooting his new movie Big Foot Gets Abducted By Vampire Aliens in two weeks. The film which is being co-produced by Vilandro Gorianzanni and Luigi Luigiani will be shot in locati...

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Funny story: Zsa Zsa Gabor's Injury Will Require Plastic Surgery - Heidi Montag Volunteers To Provide The Plastic

Zsa Zsa Gabor's Injury Will Require Plastic Surgery - Heidi Montag Volunteers To Provide The Plastic

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Zsa Zsa Gabor, the actress with the redundant first name, received some serious injuries when she fell out of her hospital bed. The 93-year-old actress, whose last movie was titled, My Life With Teddy Roosevelt - The Zsa Zsa Gabor...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag and Amy Winehouse To Star In "The Naked Vampire Lesbians From Hell"

Heidi Montag and Amy Winehouse To Star In "The Naked Vampire Lesbians From Hell"

LOS ANGELES - The Candlelight Motion Picture Company in association with Left Coast Libido Pictures and G-Spot Productions has just announced that they have signed Heidi Montag and Amy Winehouse to star in The Naked Vampire Lesbians From Hell. The...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag Says She Is Dating Jesse James

Heidi Montag Says She Is Dating Jesse James

BEVERLY HILLS - Heidi Montag has single handedly helped to make her plastic surgeon a bonafide millionaire. "Plastic Woman" stated that after 38 surgeries, she just recently went in to get a type of 'tune up.' She said that her last surgery was an...

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Funny story: Spencer Pratt Is Dating Nadya Suleman aka "OctoMom"

Spencer Pratt Is Dating Nadya Suleman aka "OctoMom"

LOS ANGELES - Spencer Pratt, soon-to-be-ex-husband of Heidi "The Plastic Woman" Montag was having lunch at a Long John Silvers when he was asked if the rumors about him dating Nadya Suleman were true. He put down the oyster he was eating and said...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag Has A Butt Lift and Heads For The World Cup Games In South Africa

Heidi Montag Has A Butt Lift and Heads For The World Cup Games In South Africa

WEST HOLLYWOOD - One of the world's most plasticized women, Heidi Montag, who has had 38 cosmetic procedures done including lifts, tucks, nips, snips, lipos, augmentations, and enhancements will be attending the Algeria vs. Slovenia soccer match on J...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag, Vanessa Hudgens, and Holly Sampson To Star With Frankie Avalon In His 73rd Beach Movie - "Beach Blanket Viagra"

Heidi Montag, Vanessa Hudgens, and Holly Sampson To Star With Frankie Avalon In His 73rd Beach Movie - "Beach Blanket Viagra"

HOLLYWOOD - Frankie Avalon, a 50s and 60s movie icon, who appeared in almost every single beach movie ever made has just been signed to appear in Beach Blanket Viagra, which will be his 73rd beach movie. Appearing with Avalon will be Heidi Montag,...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag Tests Positive For Plastic

Heidi Montag Tests Positive For Plastic

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Montag, the ex-Playboy model, went in for her weekly checkup and the results of her tests all showed signs of plastic. Her physician, Dr. Martin Titusquarts, is of course not surprised as he is responsible for putting about...

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Funny story: Shades Of 2000! Al Gore Comes In Second Again As Heidi Montag Divorces Spencer Pratt

Shades Of 2000! Al Gore Comes In Second Again As Heidi Montag Divorces Spencer Pratt

As Yogi Berra would say, "It's deja vue all over again" as Dumb & Dumber knock Al Gore from the front page! "I bet that if I killed myself, Obama's Mama-In-Law would pick that day to run naked through the Rose Garden", stated Al Gore after som...

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Funny story: Bizzare: Heidi Montag Splits With Husband Spencer Pratt

Bizzare: Heidi Montag Splits With Husband Spencer Pratt

Reality television star Heidi Montag has separated from her husband, Spencer Pratt, after the couples highly publicized relationship went from the unusual to the weird to the bizarre. For one thing, Pratt had forbidden Heidi from watching televisi...

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Funny story: Spencer Pratt Dumps Heidi Montag - Says The Smell of Plastic Just Got To Damn Strong

Spencer Pratt Dumps Heidi Montag - Says The Smell of Plastic Just Got To Damn Strong

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Spencer Pratt has confessed that he could no longer stand to be in the same room with his wife Heidi Montag, alias "The Plastic Woman." Pratt, 26, revealed that the smell of plastic just got to strong for him to take. He explaine...

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