Sir Paul's nutcase wife Heather Mills launched into angry outbursts during TV interviews comparing herself to Eva Braun, Yoko Ono, Paris Hilton, Myra Hindley, Britney, Diana, Hitler and Posh Spice. But still, on balance, she'...
Palm Beach, Florida (IP) - The Palm Beach Times reports that Paul McCartney's ex-wife, Heather Mills and Jimmy Buffet were recently married at the Breaker's Hotel on North Ocean Avenue in Palm Beach.
London, England (IP) - A divorce magistrate has tossed out the settlement that Heather Mills originally won in her gold digging case against Paul McCartney.
Royal Courts of Justice, London - (Perjurious Mess): Paul McCartney and Heather Mills were told by a senior divorce judge today that they are well on the slippery slope to bigamy trial oblivion after putting in fine perjurious performances to the cou...
Leatherhead, Slurry - (DumbBeast Mess): Heather Mills' country mansion, Dunslaggin', is believed to be at the core of a ten mile radius foot and mouth exclusion zone today amid reports that the vegan loudmouth herself is being investigated fo...
(Queens--NY) Is it possible that even when Paul McCartney is fuming, he's still sweet? Or I it just sarcasm? Whichever, "Legs Away", new lyrics to one of Sir Paul's classics "Yesterday", is bringing out extremes of opinion on both sides of the Atlantic.
London - Today scientists announce a new computer model that shows rising oceans and changing climate, will turn Great Britain into a tropical island. Only in this case it will be more like an "islet", most likely to be renamed Ben Nevis is...
Pirbright, Slurry - (ReuterUs & Ass Mess): Pressure is growing on the government to vaccinate Heather Mills in a bid to halt the spread of Mad Cow disease.
Surrey, England - (Disater Press): The outbreak of foot and mouth disease announced yesterday has been located to a Surrey farm right next door to Heather Mills's new £3 million bijou residence.
Reutorooter Press - Several cows in a Sussex farm pasture next to Heather Mill's new estate have begun an around the clock protest of Heather Mills McCartney. The bovines are apparently upset at the vegetarian's attempts to buy their pasture...
London - (Ass mess): Children of entertainer Paul McCartney have said that their dad's daftass gold-gigger wife Heather Mills may just lose her other leg if she carries on with her arm-and-leg divorce plans to fleece him for a reported £30 millio...
Hundreds of music fans camped outside a noted Los Angeles music store yesterday to catch a glimpse of former ex-Beatle Sir Paul McCartney, and to grab the opportunity to throw eggs at him.
London - (Ass Mess): Daft old nonentity Heather Mills has moaned to the press that she feels "trapped like an animal" by Paul McCartney's lawyers after trying to get a £50 million divorce settlement while still actually married to Yorks...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - It was 65 years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play? Maybe not, but it was the day of Sir Paul McCartney's birth. Paul, the richest rock musician in history, will spend his birthday with his estranged...
London - (Ass Mess): Paul McCartney and Heather Mills have buried the hatchet today about the paternity of their baby daughter Beatrice who was fathered by sperm harvested from California stud Larry Birkhead, father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughte...
London - (Ass Mess): The acrimonious divorce negotiations between Heather Mills and Paul McCartney took a turn for the worse today after the couple's former best man said that little Beatrice is the daughter of 'an anonymous Californian photo...
While rock fans have been dreaming of a Spinal Tap reunion for years, an important enough reason for the band to get back together has remained elusive.
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