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Funny story: Local Man Narrowly Escapes Euthanasia in Nursing Home Identity Mix Up!

Local Man Narrowly Escapes Euthanasia in Nursing Home Identity Mix Up!

Local man and good samaritan Melvin Wordsmithe narrowly avoided death, or worse, during a recent visit to the local Nursing Home where he and stalwart Therapy Dog, Bear, provide weekly visits to the infirm of mind and body. Melvin had a sense som...

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Funny story: Palaxo-Kime announces new more accurate blood pressure cuff

Palaxo-Kime announces new more accurate blood pressure cuff

Paris, France - Dr. Tod S. Quishit of the Swiss Palaxo-Kime pharmaceutical company made a stunning announcement at the annual Paris Hypertension conference yesterday. Palaxo-Kime has just published a study showing that current blood pressure cuf...

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Funny story: Tea Party Members Stunned At Loss Of Health Care

Tea Party Members Stunned At Loss Of Health Care

It's not surprising that many Americans woke up this morning shocked and dismayed to find out their health care had been taken away from them last night by the Republican-controlled House of Representatives. What is surprising is that many of them ar...

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Funny story: Cheney's Health Care Costs Top $1 Billion As He Calls Healthcare Reform A Big Mistake

Cheney's Health Care Costs Top $1 Billion As He Calls Healthcare Reform A Big Mistake

Former Vice President Dick Cheney, kept alive for the last two decades by government-run health care at a taxpayer expense of over one billion dollars, said yesterday that "trying to give health care to all Americans was President Obama's biggest mis...

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Funny story: GOP Leaders Reveal Their Vision Of Health Care For Americans

GOP Leaders Reveal Their Vision Of Health Care For Americans

Washington D.C. - Taking a break from the busy legislative session going on inside, Speaker of the House John Boehner lit up a cigarette on the steps of the Capitol Building and expanded on the Republican Party's idea of what health care should look...

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Funny story: Lost Page to Bill of Rights Discovered; President Obama Launches New Government Program

Lost Page to Bill of Rights Discovered; President Obama Launches New Government Program

The White House Press Secretary has just issued a statement announcing the formation of a massive new government agency. This new agency will be responsible for running a number of new Federal programs authorized by President Obama by executive or...

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Funny story: Advance Care Planning Initiative Kills Trees Not People

Advance Care Planning Initiative Kills Trees Not People

The debate over whether advance care planning is actually another way to describe death panels is rearing its ugly head again since regulation started January 1st. The few folks who are still fuzzy on exactly what the intent of the regulation is are claiming that it will cause some folks who are facing some tough decisions, such as whether or not to continue life-sustaining treatment, to just say...

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Funny story: Republicans Give Middle Finger to First Responders

Republicans Give Middle Finger to First Responders

Washington - The 9/11 First Responders bill has been refused the floor by Republicans who were unable to vote on the legislation because they were too busy giving the first responders the middle finger. The legislation is intended to give the fir...

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Funny story: Republicans Decide on Opposing Health Care Reform

Republicans Decide on Opposing Health Care Reform

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The opposition to the Democrats in America, the Republicans have agreed on a new healthcare plan. The Republicans, who have made it difficult to pass Obama's plan, which will cover nearly all living in America, will announce the...

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Funny story: Seattle Opens First Self-Help Health Clinics in US

Seattle Opens First Self-Help Health Clinics in US

SEATTLE, Washington - A group of enterprising doctors today were granted a license by the State Board of Medical Examiners in Washington State to open the first of what they hope to be many self-help walk-in clinics in America. Based on the concep...

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Funny story: 'We Should Pay for Health Care'

'We Should Pay for Health Care'

A memo for circulation at the Conservative Party Conference has been given to your ever diligent reporter. It will make some people ill. The unsigned memo argues that wealthy people should not get free bus passes, free dental check ups, the winter...

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Funny story: Dr. Hannibal Lector Named Death Panel Czar By Obama

Dr. Hannibal Lector Named Death Panel Czar By Obama

After waiting until Congress had adjourned, President Obama appointed avowed socialist, Dr. Donald Berwick, to oversee Medicare and Medicaid. Dr. Berwick, who advocates the redistribution of wealth to equalize health care, said he admires the Britis...

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Funny story: Arizona Counter Sues Obama for Racial Profiling Over Tanning Bed Tax!

Arizona Counter Sues Obama for Racial Profiling Over Tanning Bed Tax!

The State of Arizona is striking back at the Obama Regime after the President and his agenda driven team vowed to fight Arizona's law to enforce illegal immigration laws being ignored by Washington. Arizona legal officials are citing a clause in...

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Funny story: Obama Creates New Patient's Bill Of Rights

Obama Creates New Patient's Bill Of Rights

The Barack Obama Administration has created a new "Patient's Bill Of Rights" to go with their new health care system. Their bill of rights describes how patients deserve to be treated by health care workers and professionals and by their insurance p...

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Funny story: Uninsured Woman With Shoulder Injury Shoots Herself To Get Treatment. . . In The Foot.

Uninsured Woman With Shoulder Injury Shoots Herself To Get Treatment. . . In The Foot.

Out-of-work Michigan woman to toe: "Stop resisting!" - Kathy M., an unemployed rabbit handler from Flint, Michigan, was injured about a month ago when her dog attempted a difficult MMA takedown which resulted in a shoulder injury. Kathy has been...

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Funny story: Australian's Set To Become Porn-Addicted Free

Australian's Set To Become Porn-Addicted Free

Porn addicted Australian's can claim help on the Countries failing Heath System Now, if your a porn addict - live in Australia, you can now claim your treatment through the Countries free Medical System, Medicare, and they recon' your treatment w...

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Funny story: Obamacare Reveals First Schedules

Obamacare Reveals First Schedules

The Obama Health Care Plan (a.k.a. Obamacare) rolled out the first of their schedules that will begin effective January 1. Some examples are as follows: Childbirth: May only take place on Mondays between 8:00 a.m. and 4:00 p.m. (unless the Monday falls on a Federal holiday) and Wednesdays between 4:00 p.m. and midnight. Persons expecting delivery (male or female) must check into the hospital th...

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