London - (Slitherin Slutz Mess): London soothsayers are adamant: tomorrow's Deathly Hallows Part 1 London premiere is cursed beyond salvation. Frantic calls to management at the Odious Cinema in Leicester Square have fallen on deaf ears - despite...
Los Angeles- Barry M. Meyer, CEO of Warner Brothers, held a press conference today to announce the upcoming release of what is believed to be the most expensive movie ever made, Hobbit with the Harry Potter Tattoo. Meyer explained thusly, "We alr...
Returning from Universial Studios this week after a business conference in the South of Florida, several patrons reported being unhappy with one particular souvenir acquired in the Harry Potter village. One woman who preferred to remain nameless s...
This reporter can today exclusively reveal that Liverpool boss Woy Hodgson is in fact one of J.K. Rowling's infamous dementors of Azkaban. Suspicions were aroused when reporter Mike Gatspy travelled to see Hodgson's team of underachievers and appa...
Speaking exclusively to Hollywood Masters magazine, Elin Nordegren today denied that she was ever aware of her husband's indiscretions during their time together, but blamed the golf star's indiscretions on his Magic Wand. A source told us that Ti...
J.K. Rowling has confirmed that the next Harry Potter movie, to be entitled Harry Potter and his Magic Bollocks, will be in 3D! The story takes a detour from the plots of the books and starts with Potter frying his evil Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petun...
Sources today confirmed with a 93% degree of probability that naked shots of Harry Potter stars Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson, on the beach and enjoying a bubble bath do actually exist. Then went on to say that these pictures would never see th...
Friends and supporters of the actress, Emma Watson - Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter movies - have finally had a belly full of bullshit stories circulating on the internet purporting to show Emma nude, naked, wearing a tiny bikini in Hawaii, or...
Sources informed Skoob News last night that Emma Watson would really like to get to the bottom (ooh errr!) of a number of scurrilously misleading headlines about her. It appears that Ms Watson - Hermione out of the Harry Potter films - has express...
This one was a turn up for the books as Skoob News confronted Harry Potter actress Emily Watson and demanded to know if she had, in fact, blown Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint, her Harry Potter co-stars. Prompted by showbiz correspondent, Buffty...
Contrary to rumour, actress Emma Watson will not be appearing naked in either of the two part Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows movies. The climax of the Harry Potter series, which sees Harry come face to face with Voldemort, his arch enemy, do...
In a bizarre twist, British actress Emma Watson (41) is to abandon her innocence and cash in the on the growing tidal waves of masculine lust flooding the globe, by appearing in kids entertainment conglomerate Sidney's inaugural step into the lucrati...
Rumours surrounding a new Harry Potter book have been doing the rounds for some time. Today J. K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter books announced that, due to overwhelming public requests (and a big fine) there will be a new chapter in Harry's li...
Portimao - (Slitherin): JK Rowling's raven-haired, doe-eyed sixteen year-old daughter has lashed out at her Mum's legendary control freakery. Jessica Rowling Arantes, holidaying with her father Jorge's family in the Algarve, says her Pa is skint a...
Satirists from all over the country met up this morning for a crisis meeting to try to ascertain which celebrity they would be aiming their sharpened quills at next. The meeting came as internet stats showed that the current staples of satirical b...
Gary Potter waved his wand and suddenly he was in Hagworts, an old school building which looked suspiciously like another. He had caught the train earlier at Platform 7 and 1/2, which was very close to another, very similar platform. When Gary Potter had arrived his friends, the rather cute girl and the ginger one, were waiting for him. The ginger one was extremely agitated. "Gary, the shit's h...
Talks opened yesterday between representatives of the world's best selling authors, JK Rowling and Stephanie Meyer hoping to give the green light to a collaborative writing endeavour which will shake the literary world to its foundations. The crea...
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