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Funny story: Dementors at Anfield? Whatever next?

Dementors at Anfield? Whatever next?

This reporter can today exclusively reveal that Liverpool boss Woy Hodgson is in fact one of J.K. Rowling's infamous dementors of Azkaban. Suspicions were aroused when reporter Mike Gatspy travelled to see Hodgson's team of underachievers and appa...

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Funny story: Elin Nordegren Blames Harry Potter For Tiger Woods Divorce

Elin Nordegren Blames Harry Potter For Tiger Woods Divorce

Speaking exclusively to Hollywood Masters magazine, Elin Nordegren today denied that she was ever aware of her husband's indiscretions during their time together, but blamed the golf star's indiscretions on his Magic Wand. A source told us that Ti...

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Funny story: Harry Potter in 3D - dirty, dirty, dirty!

Harry Potter in 3D - dirty, dirty, dirty!

J.K. Rowling has confirmed that the next Harry Potter movie, to be entitled Harry Potter and his Magic Bollocks, will be in 3D! The story takes a detour from the plots of the books and starts with Potter frying his evil Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petun...

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Funny story: Emma Watson & Daniel Radcliffe - Nude Beach & Bubble Bath Pics Not For Publication

Emma Watson & Daniel Radcliffe - Nude Beach & Bubble Bath Pics Not For Publication

Sources today confirmed with a 93% degree of probability that naked shots of Harry Potter stars Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson, on the beach and enjoying a bubble bath do actually exist. Then went on to say that these pictures would never see th...

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Funny story: Emma Watson - Just Not That Kind Of Girl - Doesn't Do Nude Shoots

Emma Watson - Just Not That Kind Of Girl - Doesn't Do Nude Shoots

Friends and supporters of the actress, Emma Watson - Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter movies - have finally had a belly full of bullshit stories circulating on the internet purporting to show Emma nude, naked, wearing a tiny bikini in Hawaii, or...

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Funny story: Emma Watson Complains About Sexual Headline Innuendo

Emma Watson Complains About Sexual Headline Innuendo

Sources informed Skoob News last night that Emma Watson would really like to get to the bottom (ooh errr!) of a number of scurrilously misleading headlines about her. It appears that Ms Watson - Hermione out of the Harry Potter films - has express...

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Funny story: Emma Watson Does Not Deny Blowing Daniel Radcliffe And Rupert Grint

Emma Watson Does Not Deny Blowing Daniel Radcliffe And Rupert Grint

This one was a turn up for the books as Skoob News confronted Harry Potter actress Emily Watson and demanded to know if she had, in fact, blown Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint, her Harry Potter co-stars. Prompted by showbiz correspondent, Buffty...

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Funny story: Emma Watson Will Not Appear Naked In Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows

Emma Watson Will Not Appear Naked In Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows

Contrary to rumour, actress Emma Watson will not be appearing naked in either of the two part Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows movies. The climax of the Harry Potter series, which sees Harry come face to face with Voldemort, his arch enemy, do...

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Funny story: Emma Watson to appear in new Porn Venture - Hairy Potter and the River of Jizz

Emma Watson to appear in new Porn Venture - Hairy Potter and the River of Jizz

In a bizarre twist, British actress Emma Watson (41) is to abandon her innocence and cash in the on the growing tidal waves of masculine lust flooding the globe, by appearing in kids entertainment conglomerate Sidney's inaugural step into the lucrati...

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Funny story: New Harry Potter Book Confirmed

New Harry Potter Book Confirmed

Rumours surrounding a new Harry Potter book have been doing the rounds for some time. Today J. K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter books announced that, due to overwhelming public requests (and a big fine) there will be a new chapter in Harry's li...

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Funny story: Jessica Rowling Arantes: Mum's paranoia about my Portuguese relatives!

Jessica Rowling Arantes: Mum's paranoia about my Portuguese relatives!

Portimao - (Slitherin): JK Rowling's raven-haired, doe-eyed sixteen year-old daughter has lashed out at her Mum's legendary control freakery. Jessica Rowling Arantes, holidaying with her father Jorge's family in the Algarve, says her Pa is skint a...

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Funny story: Emma Watson Just Not Sordid Enough

Emma Watson Just Not Sordid Enough

Satirists from all over the country met up this morning for a crisis meeting to try to ascertain which celebrity they would be aiming their sharpened quills at next. The meeting came as internet stats showed that the current staples of satirical b...

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Funny story: Gary Potter And The Courtroom Of Plagarism

Gary Potter And The Courtroom Of Plagarism

Gary Potter waved his wand and suddenly he was in Hagworts, an old school building which looked suspiciously like another. He had caught the train earlier at Platform 7 and 1/2, which was very close to another, very similar platform. When Gary Potter had arrived his friends, the rather cute girl and the ginger one, were waiting for him. The ginger one was extremely agitated. "Gary, the shit's h...

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Funny story: Stephanie Meyer And JK Rowling To Collaborate On Teen Blockbuster Novel?

Stephanie Meyer And JK Rowling To Collaborate On Teen Blockbuster Novel?

Talks opened yesterday between representatives of the world's best selling authors, JK Rowling and Stephanie Meyer hoping to give the green light to a collaborative writing endeavour which will shake the literary world to its foundations. The crea...

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Funny story: Logan Lerman Is Percy Jackson - The American Harry Potter

Logan Lerman Is Percy Jackson - The American Harry Potter

It had to happen. Impressed by the global impact of JK Rowling's Harry Potter series, our American cousins have created their very own Potter style icon, although he isn't a wizard, he's the descendant of a Greek God, raised by a single mother in New...

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Funny story: Harry Potter's Emma Watson - Hollywood's Highest Paid Actress

Harry Potter's Emma Watson - Hollywood's Highest Paid Actress

Emma Watson, the 19-year-old actress has just been named the highest-earning actress in Hollywood. The British lass, who stars in the Harry Potter film series earned a little over $31 million [£20 million British] in 2009. She was asked how it...

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Funny story: New World Order Guy gets Drunk & Rants & Raves

New World Order Guy gets Drunk & Rants & Raves

At a New Year party in New York Rick Rockefeller thought to be a member of the Illuminatti or New World Order got really drunk and sung in front of the revellers If I ruled The World But it did not stop there. Rockefeller in a drunken ouburst pro...

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