London - Astrologers are confident next Monday's feast of Halloween will see the final collapse of the long-running KGB ponzi scam of the Euro. Some reckon a trillion dollar EU bailout attempt is horribly tainted by bad karma going all the way bac...
HOLLYWOOD - Halloween is right around the corner and two of the most popular young celebrities in America today, Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez are throwing what promises to be the biggest Halloween bash in the history of the witch, gh...
Parents are warned to keep a close eye on their children this Halloween and accompany them on their Trick or Treating. "A lot of paedophiles see Halloween as Home Delivery Night," said DI Henry Hoover of Dorking CID. "We'd like to ensure that this...
HOLLYWOOD - There are six days remaining until America's favorite holiday where every age has a party to go to, where everyone wears whoever they want to be, where Lady Gaga says it's okay to be square. Never mind the fact that the party will take...
NEW YORK CITY - Whether the player representatives decide to reconsider their share of the pie or whether the owners reconsider their desired share of the pie, players, coaches, and owners will enter Halloween ready to celebrate the National Basketb...
NEW YORK CITY - If there's anything a comedian can say about the upcoming presidential elections it's that it's fun watching Republicans spar with each other. Thus far, politicians have managed not to disappoint. Rick Perry always feels he has th...
A DC haunted house that was set up for Halloween amusement by a rare joint venture by both the Democrats and Republicans was shut down before the first night even ended! The venue of the haunted house, as well as all information pertaining to it...
LOS ANGELES - Star soccer player David Beckham told his wife that he wanted to dress up as Tiger Woods for Halloween. It had been in Beckham's mind ever since he met the golfer at a water-polo competition. Sources indicate that Victoria Beckham t...
MIAMI, FLORIDA - For the fifth consecutive week, Ricky stores all over the country have sold out of the Hank Williams Jr. costume that consists a beard, sunglasses, hat, and overalls. Online stores are constantly crashing because people keep 'soci...
SPRING CREEK, MN - Michael Myers issued a statement on his Twitter account that scared many people in Spring Creek county. Myers reportedly said, "Just because I'm still alive doesn't mean I have to put up with being bullied anymore. I will retaliate...
Capitalizing on the Halloween consumer market but causing a community uprising in the process, one local store's lawn display featured a large inflatable holiday decoration comprised of two pumpkins and an extremely large, questionably shaped gourd.
Shaking that movie franchise tree one more time, Rob Zombie, director of the last movie in the Halloween Series, has recruited Home Alone child star Macaulay Culkin to reprise his role for one last romp with Michael Myers. Mixing holidays and movi...
The time honored and highly respected holiday of Thanksgiving was wiped out by the rival gang cartels of Halloween and Christmas this week. For many years the Halloween gang, characterized by bizarre, scary costumes, and the Christmas gang, recogniza...
Murphy, North Carolina (IPP)- Many residents in the Town of Murphy, North Carolina reported that Satan appeared at their door steps with a trick or treat bag during the early evening hours of Sunday, October 31st. Merle Gibson was the first one to...
The Campello Trumper reports that last Saturday, semi-drunken Halloween revellers ran for their lives at Brown's Restaurant when a portal to the underworld was inadvertedly opened up on the dancefloor. Tony Brown, proprietor of the popular Brown's...
Robert Pattinson and other fellow party goers, have been arrested during a Hallowe'en Party which Pattinson had thrown for his fellow Breaking Dawn cast and crew, and haven been taken in for questioning . Pattinson, dressed as his long-lost relative...
Oh the times they are a changin'. 65 years ago Germany committed the Holocaust. Today Germany and Israel are best friends. Two boxers slug it out for 15 rounds, beating each other's heads and eyes into a bloody pulp. After the fight the boys hug in t...
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