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Funny story: Scientists reveal that children are not in fact the future

Scientists reveal that children are not in fact the future

Contrary to long held popular belief it seems today that children are not the future. Man has longed to know the secrets of the future for as long as the idea of the future has existed. From Nostradamus to those ridiculous arseholes that essential...

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Funny story: Palin's Future Son-in law Arrested for Statutory Rape! Believed to Be Taking the Rap for McCain!!

Palin's Future Son-in law Arrested for Statutory Rape! Believed to Be Taking the Rap for McCain!!

Sarah Palin's 17 year old daughter is believed to have conceived a child with an 18 year old man. In Alaska such matters are considered part of nature which is why most Alaskan men never venture out of the wilderness of the 49th state. When the d...

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Funny story: Television for the future - from the past

Television for the future - from the past

The BBC has released hundreds of old, previously unseen documents and records into the public domain.

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Funny story: Preventing or Mitigating Future Crises

Preventing or Mitigating Future Crises

TEXT: Following is one section of the Bernanke speech on Financial Regulation & Stability in his Congressional testimony, dated 10th July, 2008.

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Funny story: On This Day In The Future

On This Day In The Future

2009 Benito Mussolini resurrected to replace Gordon Brown as Labour leader, saying 'Brown is too right-wing for me'...

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Funny story: Time Traveller Reports On Hillary

Time Traveller Reports On Hillary

A time traveller has returned from the year 2038, and reports that Hillary Clinton is still touring America and refusing to concede defeat to Barack Obama.

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Funny story: "Send in the Clones"

"Send in the Clones"

A short newspaper headline history of future events.

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Funny story: The Story Part 7 "Into the future/Enter Dimon Dart Head"

The Story Part 7 "Into the future/Enter Dimon Dart Head"

This story tells the woebegot tale of 'Andy Pandy Sugar And Candy Big Smile Sam Spanker Steph Lover Fluffy Silky Moo' hereafter to be known AS APSCBSSSSLFSM and that of those he meets on the journey of his life.

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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton blames Father for her looks

Chelsea Clinton blames Father for her looks

Louisville KY: When I saw the former (and possible future) first daughter being ushered into the Denny's where I was enjoying my Grand Slam Breakfast I never dreamed that she would end up sitting at the table next to my booth.

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Funny story: Man Returns From The Future and Says It's 'Not that Bad'

Man Returns From The Future and Says It's 'Not that Bad'

Scientists are continuing to question a man who claims to be the first time traveler to visit Earth this year.

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Funny story: How George Bush became our Decider-In-Chief

How George Bush became our Decider-In-Chief

I just completed my training on how to see the future or the past with a crystal ball and for my first test, decided to find out how the hell did someone like George become our president, not once, but twice.

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Funny story: Random Disclaimer

Random Disclaimer

Crappy Meal will never be used in this or future articles as a parody, defamation, comedy representation on any happy meal times that persons unknown or known or imagined may have, or on any thing associated with happy or meal in any combination or variation or alphanumeric or rhyming representation.

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Funny story: Dear Future Prom Goers

Dear Future Prom Goers

Dear Future Prom Goers,...

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Funny story: Psychics, Pundits, Obama and Hillary

Psychics, Pundits, Obama and Hillary

Psychics sit back and look over your shoulder to read the past and future. They insist they see things as clearly as the desk. They haven't a clue who you are, yet they can tell amazing stories. News pundits study opinion polls, scrutinize speeches, writings and voting habits to understand the ranking of the hour's favorite candidate. They give opinions on news programs: "Obama used t...

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Funny story: Alex Jones Must be Stopped!

Alex Jones Must be Stopped!

A NOTE TO MY FAITHFUL READERS: Although the following was apparently authored by my future self, it was obtained through a colleauge using an unconventional method of clairvoyant forecasting known as "automatic writing"...

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Funny story: Interview with Rudy: "Don't call me for the next 9/11"

Interview with Rudy: "Don't call me for the next 9/11"

For the first time since abandoning his presidential bid, former New York City mayor Rudolph Giuliani sat for an interview to discuss his run for the country's top office and his future plans with freelance journalist Joshua Binkley.

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Funny story: Journalist Exposes Murdock

Journalist Exposes Murdock

BEVERLY HILLS (Wilshire) *EXCLUSIVE* -- I've had to come out, to expose this news to you. I'm a Beverly Hills cop. That's right, I drive a squad car. No, I didn't pick up Paris Hilton, I was out at Big Muddy Donuts. Pity I can't pick up Megan Fox, with the future trouble she's going to cause me.

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