(Published in 2050) BASE ALPHA-ONE, MARS - A joint venture between holiday provider Thomas Cook, Eastern Americorp Space Agency (EASA), and the European Space Agency (ESA) has allowed the first civillian to go to Mars. The first man on Mars landed...
To be published in 2178 - OBAMA, D.C. (EAST AMERICORP), LOSERDON (EMPIRE OF C4MER0N) - Research scientists at the University of Barack, and the Loserdon University have synthesised a drug called 'alcohol', a chemical found in the fossils of Old Age p...
This story will be published in 2136 (Digital Age date format) - BIRMINGHAM, EMPIRE OF C4M3R0N (former UK) - Archealogists from the Univeristy of Birmingham have discovered the entertainment habits of early 21st century peoples, known as Britons.
Step into the future with me now. It is October 21st 2025. Flying cars mostly Deloren's and Porsche's fill the sky, hyper-speed internet connected via your cyborg style cerebral cortex proliferates widely and robots control the public service and are oddly just as inefficient and socialist as humans were. Arnold Schwarzenegger is President of the United States after defeating President Sarah Pa...
San Francisco CA: House Speaker Pelosi cut the ceremonial red ribbon (made from recycled duct tape) at the Mission Bay Convention Center, officially opening this Democratic liberal far left sponsored home show. Home design, home furnishings and trans...
Young enthusiastic people are celebrating their exam results and their future at the great academic institutions of the country. It makes you feel so good to see their eager faces full of confidence in the future. There may be a few who fall by th...
In the future there may be many changes to what we in our time may perceive to be the norm. For instance, people called 'Norm' may be as rare as the wooden beams used to construct the great pyramids. Personally I don't give two shits, but in the interests of the little children who will inherit this world of ours, I will try and catalogue some of the items present in the present which may no...
D'Starkville, IN - Cops arrested Rezn0r 13-Z B1ggs today for the murder of local man Ed Hodges. B1ggs reportedly hails from the year 2434 and travelled back to the present in an attempt to prevent the future birth of Hodges' great-great-great-great-g...
MOSCOW - Secret scientist source, Dr. Beardskyichobich reports that life as we knew it ended on Earth one year ago when scientists here created a strange particle. Using a trillion trillion trillion electron mega volts, (obtained by stringing Chine...
There has been a spring in Jeremy Clarkson's step since his reconciliation with Susan Boyle. Several Relate counsellors have burned out in the tortuous negotiations but it is in no small way due to their advice that Jezza and Subo will now walk ha...
The Great Prophet Nostradumbass predicts that 180 years from now people will have their own personal robot or even robots to do chores for them. The robots will be human looking and will have human voices and not the robotic tone voice as envisaged by Sci Fi writers of today. Even the eyes and the hair on the robot will look so realistic that it may take you sometime to realise whether you...
* Antibiotics don't work anymore, with the swine flu and advanced bacteria. * The internet is so lag-filled that it's quicker carving your calculations. * Horse-drawn carts are cheaper to run than wormholes. * The Spoof! is making satirical articles that madden people in living in caves. * There are so many enviromental laws we have to live in caves to obey them. * People are becoming so para...
Contrary to long held popular belief it seems today that children are not the future. Man has longed to know the secrets of the future for as long as the idea of the future has existed. From Nostradamus to those ridiculous arseholes that essential...
Sarah Palin's 17 year old daughter is believed to have conceived a child with an 18 year old man. In Alaska such matters are considered part of nature which is why most Alaskan men never venture out of the wilderness of the 49th state. When the d...
The BBC has released hundreds of old, previously unseen documents and records into the public domain.
TEXT: Following is one section of the Bernanke speech on Financial Regulation & Stability in his Congressional testimony, dated 10th July, 2008.
2009 Benito Mussolini resurrected to replace Gordon Brown as Labour leader, saying 'Brown is too right-wing for me'...
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