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Funny story: It's My Funeral!

It's My Funeral!

Recently, I attended a "wake" and it gave me pause. While my life has been devoted to family and service, no small part of it has also been devoted to sarcasm, cynicism, and irony intermingled with equal portions of low- and high-brow humor.

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Funny story: Obituary Of A Bottling Fiend

Obituary Of A Bottling Fiend

Bob Bipschwitz was buried this morning. Bob was a bottler back before machines did the jobs of men.

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Funny story: Lindsey Lohan impersonator, Lonely Lindsey, bares breasts at funeral home

Lindsey Lohan impersonator, Lonely Lindsey, bares breasts at funeral home

Popular Lindsey Lohan lookalike, Lonely Lindsey, revealed herself at her naked best at a Santa Barbara funeral parlor on friday.

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Funny story: Elton Jack to Become Professional Weeper at Funerals

Elton Jack to Become Professional Weeper at Funerals

Hollywierd, California (IP) - Elton John has not been seen nor been heard from much as of late and now he has re-surfaced in a totally new incarnation.

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Funny story: Mega Millions $275 Million Jackpot Winner Killed

Mega Millions $275 Million Jackpot Winner Killed

MYLANTA, GEOGIA--(BSNewswire)--Luck ran out for the winner of Friday nights Mega Millions Jackpot winner, Peter Patootie. Within an hour of the good news, Mr. Patootie was involved in a fatal traffic accident caused...

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Funny story: Funeral for dedicated 26 year cable company employee to begin sometime between 2-6 pm

Funeral for dedicated 26 year cable company employee to begin sometime between 2-6 pm

New York, NY: Approximately 2 days ago, Dan Katz, a 26 year veteran for the Time Warner Cable company died in a fatal accident during a cable installation. Katz's supervisor has described the installation somewhat "complicated" but noth...

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Funny story: KGB matriarch blasts imminent funeral arrangements

KGB matriarch blasts imminent funeral arrangements

Balmoral Castle, Royal Weeside - (ReUterus & AssoCIAted mess): In an unprecedented break with tradition the materfamilias of the House of Mountbatten has lashed out angrily at reports that the Royal Funeral and Official Lying-in-State have been down...

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Funny story: St Ken Lay's funeral cost Vatican Bank $10 million

St Ken Lay's funeral cost Vatican Bank $10 million

Aspic, Colorado - (AssoCIAted Mess): Newly released figures show that last week's funeral of Enron martyr St Ken Lay of Houston cost the Vatican Bank more than $10 million, mainly in appearance fees put in by the former P2 satanic Lodge luminari...

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Funny story: Bush "Day-Plans" his own Funeral .. White House "Concerned"

Bush "Day-Plans" his own Funeral .. White House "Concerned"

"Bury my rotting bloated carcass next to Davey Crockett's rotting bloated carcass."...

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Funny story: GOP's new secret weapon to help George Bush

GOP's new secret weapon to help George Bush

Weekly Reagan Funeral to be announced...

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Funny story: New reality show "The Funeral" sparks controversy

New reality show "The Funeral" sparks controversy

The idea behind the reality show was to trick an unknowing family into thinking that their parents have been killed. FOX stages a fake funeral tricking all the beloved of the "deceased" into weeping, and making fools of themselves in front of the cam...

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