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Funny story: Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Texting?

Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Texting?

LOS ANGELES - The Left Coast rumor mills are working overtime trying to sort out the ongoing Pattinson/Stewart story. Tittle Tattle Tonight's Tapioca Swizzle is reporting that Kristen's hair stylist FuFi Fondue has suggested that K-Stew is sending...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Denies The Lesbian Rumors

Miley Cyrus Denies The Lesbian Rumors

BEVERLY HILLS - Miley Cyrus, who has cut off most of her hair, was sitting in the Haven of Hair Saloon getting some touch ups to her new hair cut and hairdo by FuFi Fondue, the man known as The Hair Stylist To The Stars. She was reading a copy of...

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Funny story: Pink Says Miley Cyrus Stole Her Hairdo

Pink Says Miley Cyrus Stole Her Hairdo

VENICE BEACH - The singer known as Pink is reportedly very angry at Miley Cyrus. Pink, who just turned 33, on September 8, was celebrating her birthday down at Venice Beach. She was wearing an extremely small bikini swimsuit that had white cros...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Loves Being Full-Figured

Christina Aguilera Loves Being Full-Figured

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Christina Aguilera flew down to Cabo San Lucas for some fun in the sun. Christina who appears on the hit reality music show The Voice was recently interviewed by Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo. The singer...

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Funny story: Is Kim Kardashian Pregnant With A Little Kanye?

Is Kim Kardashian Pregnant With A Little Kanye?

BEVERLY HILLS - The Tinsel Town hairdresser, who is known as the Hair Stylist to The Stars, FuFi Fondue has just dropped a bombshell. Fondue, who knows more about more Hollywood starlets than anyone else in LaLaLand stated to Fajita San Guacamole...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Unhappy At Haircut Criticism

Miley Cyrus Unhappy At Haircut Criticism

MARINA DEL REY, California - Miley Cyrus and her fiancé Liam Hemsworth were seen having dinner at The Red Glowing Crab Seafood Diner in Marina Del Rey. Cyrus who just recently had the hair stylist to the stars FuFi Fondue cut off her hair and dye...

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Funny story: Tattoo-Crazy Rihanna Gets Tat #16

Tattoo-Crazy Rihanna Gets Tat #16

VENICE BEACH - One of Rihanna's closest friends Celestina "Muffy" Dutzernova has expressed concern and worry that the Barbados beauty is getting carried away with her body tattoos. Miss Dutzernova told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise and Eva Longoria Spotted At SalsaLand

Tom Cruise and Eva Longoria Spotted At SalsaLand

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise appears to be feeling a little bit better about his divorce from Katie "The Kid" Holmes. Cruise and the sultry Latina Eva Longoria were seen dancing and doing a bit of bumpin' and thumpin' at the SalsaLand Dance Hall.

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Funny story: Demi Moore Crushed At Ashton Kutcher's Relationship With Mila Kunis

Demi Moore Crushed At Ashton Kutcher's Relationship With Mila Kunis

LOS ANGELES - Demi Moore says that before it's all over she may end up moving out of the United States to some remote, out-of-the-way place. The 49-year-old highly depressed actress seems to keep getting her ego kicked around as if it is an Olympi...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Considering Dumping Kanye West

Kim Kardashian Considering Dumping Kanye West

LOS ANGELES - Kim Kardashian says that she has always known that she was destined for celebrityhood. She recently revealed in an interview with Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo that ever since ending her 72-day marriage to Kris "Double D...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Facing Possible Arrest

Justin Bieber Facing Possible Arrest

LOS ANGELES - In a move to show that no one in Los Angeles County is above the law the Los Angeles Police Department is considering filing charges against singing sensation Justin Bieber. No less than 27 different motorists reported seeing Bieber'...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Tells Russell Brand To Stop Calling Her Because She Isn't Taking Him Back

Katy Perry Tells Russell Brand To Stop Calling Her Because She Isn't Taking Him Back

LOS ANGELES - Katy Perry was having dinner with her hair stylist at The Flamboyant Tortilla Mexican Restaurant in Encino when she was approached by a member of the entertainment media. Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk told Ms. Perry that...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Talks About Her Ex-Husband Russell Brand and Why She's Gone Blue, Purple, and Next Orange

Katy Perry Talks About Her Ex-Husband Russell Brand and Why She's Gone Blue, Purple, and Next Orange

VENICE BEACH - Katy Perry was out lying on the sand and soaking up some UV rays on Venice Beach, which was named after Venice Beach, Venezuela. Perry has stated that she's had a bit of a memorable 2012, since getting ambushed with divorce papers f...

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Funny story: President Obama Has Decided To Make Mexico The USA's 51st State

President Obama Has Decided To Make Mexico The USA's 51st State

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama and Vice-President Biden were recently sitting out in the White House Rose Garden discussing ways of attracting more voters. The vice-president had suggested that a great way to get millions of voters would be fo...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Extremely Depressed That Her New Reality Show "Okay, So What Does My Dress Smell Like" Has Been Cancelled

Lady Gaga Extremely Depressed That Her New Reality Show "Okay, So What Does My Dress Smell Like" Has Been Cancelled

LOS ANGELES - Lady Gaga and her hair stylist FuFi Fondue had just finished having dinner at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse when she was approached by Tahiti Zeppelin, a reporter with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres. Miss Zeppelin asked the sing...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Says If X-Factor Judges Britney Spears and Demi Lovato Don't Stop Fighting He'll Fire Them Both

Simon Cowell Says If X-Factor Judges Britney Spears and Demi Lovato Don't Stop Fighting He'll Fire Them Both

LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell had just returned to his X-Factor office building after taking his brand new $1 million Veyron Bugatti for a spin up the Pacific Coast Highway to Oxnard. He was met by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight. The two ex...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Talks About New X-Factor Judges Britney Spears and Demi Lovato And He Reveals That He Is Considering Hiring Two Hosts

Simon Cowell Talks About New X-Factor Judges Britney Spears and Demi Lovato And He Reveals That He Is Considering Hiring Two Hosts

HOLLYWOOD - It has been over four months since the infamous January X-Factor Massacre in which Simon Cowell fired X-Factor host Steve "Vanilla Man" Jones along with two of the three judges Paula "Touchdown" Abdul and Nicole "Teardrops" Scherzinger.

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