Almost two centuries after the Battle of Waterloo, senior French Army officers have concluded that an underestimation of the rain and mud, and dismissal of the crucial importance of the watertight Wellies worn by British and Prussian forces,...
Murphy, North Carolina (IPP) - Some men shooting targets at their private gun range were surprised today when the French government showed up and surrendered to the men.
Throughout the English-speaking world they are inbred, cramp-toothed drunks with a penchant for riding on horses wearing shined boots. To the Germans they are "Inselaffen" or 'island apes'- probably because they've ended up kicking their heads in after every international football game in recorded history. The French, having had the most dealings with them, simply call them &...
Henry Fayol (1841-1925), a French management theorist, said, "(An administrator) is somewhat similar to the conductor of a good orchestra -- he sets the score. But each player plays his own instrument." In movies, the music conductor and/or his instrumentalists can be acted out by actors. In sports, an athlete such as Marion Jones can win unprecedented five medals from the 2000 Olympic Games in Sy...
Roswell N.M. - Long thought to be just a theory, scientists have come to the conclusion that the French are not from Earth.
I recently met with acclaimed British comedienne and actress Dawn French. I tried to talk about the new series that she's made with long-time comedy partner Jennifer Saunders. I tried but failed.
In a development which could further erode President Bush's already subterranean approval ratings and thus cause the terrorists to win, Americans are increasingly unable to recall why they're supposed to hate the French. These sentiments expr...
The brief footage of French President's recent visit to USA fully captured my imagination: King George I, Queen Barbara, Prince George W. Bush , Laura Lane Welch, Princess of Midland and, of course, shorter than Napoleon, Nicolas Paul Stéphane Sarközy de Nagy-Bocsa, Empereur des Français.
It was sometime before 8 PM when I entered the swanky new French restaurant, Le Rongeur Precieux, with my buxom escort, Lola, and a satchel full of emergency supplies. As the maitre d came to welcome us, I put him in a hammerlock.
FRANCE (Le spit on use, Englise dogs) -- Tour de France riders in the peloton are speaking in English! Ces chiens.
PARIS, FRANCE - 04/06/07. Muppet fans around the world were shocked today to learn that Hollywood legend, Kermit the Frog has been kidnapped by French Terrorist Group, Grenouilles Sans Crainte (Frogs Without Fear). At this current time, no ransom dem...
Direct from this mornings French Open press conference.
Thousands of cheering citizens took to the streets on Sunday night to hail the electoral victory of Nicolas Sarkozy. Many of them carried sticks and burned effigies of their hero while shouting "We're all going to hell" and "Bring...
As the race for the French presidential election heats up our foreign policy reporter Danny Buckle investigates.
PARIS (AFP) - Right-wing Nicolas Sarkozy has told CNN that he will be a faithful "French poodle" for President George Bush.
Breaking News: A French train has crashed at a station in Paris, injuring several people and destroying a station cafe that sells garlic.
A new train in France has broken the World Land Speed record previously held by recently-dead BBC Top Gear nutcase, Richard Hamster.
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