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Funny story: 'Ghostbusters' link to missing space/time phenomenon at Madoff's Pig-in-Lipstick Building business orifices

'Ghostbusters' link to missing space/time phenomenon at Madoff's Pig-in-Lipstick Building business orifices

Off-the-Wall-St, NY - (OMFG! Mess): Disgraced hedge fun fraudster Bernard Madoff has blamed an erratic space/time warp continuum surrounding his business orifices at the Pig in Lipstick Building in Midtown Manhattan's Turd Avenue for the missing $50...

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Funny story: Mossad Pension Fund hit for $900 million in Madoff Ponzi scam

Mossad Pension Fund hit for $900 million in Madoff Ponzi scam

Tel Aviv - (Sorry Ass Mess): The Israeli secret intelligence service is hopping mad after Off-the-Wall-St trader Bernard Madoff lost 95% of the Mossad's pension fund in his $50 billion hedge fund collapse. "How come we didn't see this one coming?"...

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Funny story: Research Finds That Broke People Don't Worry About Internet Fraud

Research Finds That Broke People Don't Worry About Internet Fraud

Researchers in Edmonton, Alberta have found, contrary to their beliefs, that broke ass people do not worry about getting scammed on internet banking websites, internet shopping websites, and the like. They could give a flying fuck, it turns out.

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Funny story: Time Machine 'was really a wardrobe'

Time Machine 'was really a wardrobe'

Police have arrested a man on suspicion of endangerment to life, fraud, and obtaining money by deception. It appeared that his offer of 'forward time travel' was merely a ploy to dupe ignorant people who had failed basic science and philosophy at col...

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Funny story: FBI Investigates ACORN for Voter Fraud

FBI Investigates ACORN for Voter Fraud

In addition, the FBI is expanding its investigation beyond ACORN and into other nutty American political groups. Here's the FBI's list of top American political nuts: ACORN - Supports Barack Hussein-Obama and has the little-acorn-to-giant-oak thing going. (In response, it should be observed that Mr. Obama, during the final weeks of the election, is wearing higher and higher elevator sho...

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Funny story: Demonic Dems Dooms Day Scenario: Voter Fraud Freezes Election: Pelosi Assumes Command!

Demonic Dems Dooms Day Scenario: Voter Fraud Freezes Election: Pelosi Assumes Command!

Washington, DC/ Supreme Court Brief - Legal pundits are abuzz with the latest DEM strategy to control the country without winning the Presidential election! The Demonic plan inadvertently slipped out during Ambassador Jesse Jackson's recent good wi...

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Funny story: Bob Geldof's daughter invents fraud-proof credit card system

Bob Geldof's daughter invents fraud-proof credit card system

Nectarines Geldof, the world famous moron impersonator, who shot to fame through, er, because, er, as a result of, er because of her daddy, has made two fantastic discoveries which may well rock all over the world (not in the same way as entertainers...

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Funny story: Panicked Obama to ACORN: We've Got to Have this Election Tomorrow!

Panicked Obama to ACORN: We've Got to Have this Election Tomorrow!

Chicago,Il /Militant Times - A new sense of urgency has gripped the Obama Presidential campaign as reports are surfacing that convicted Chicago Developer Tony Rezko is going to roll over on the entire Democrat Political Machine in Illinois. The 53...

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Funny story: UK to declare war on Nigerian 419 scams

UK to declare war on Nigerian 419 scams

The United Kingdom is going to wage an all out war against Nigerian scammers, it said today. "We've had enough of the bastards, they are going down" Said Gordon Brown. "We've already bombed eight internet cafes in Lagos, and many more will foll...

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Funny story: The Meaning of Life Cracked by e-book Guru

The Meaning of Life Cracked by e-book Guru

Christine Carter, author of a series of e-books aimed at helping desperate women get laid, has discovered the meaning of life and it can be yours for just $77 dollars a month. Only last year Carter cracked the secret psychology of all men, much to...

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Funny story: National Lottery Fake Ticket Scandal

National Lottery Fake Ticket Scandal

A man from Leicester has told how he cashed-in on unclaimed National Lottery Jackpots with tickets he, himself, made on a homemade printing press in his garden shed. John Swagg, 42, told detectives of his scheme after he was apprehended at a local...

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Funny story: Welshman arrested for fraud

Welshman arrested for fraud

Llanfairpwllgwyngyll gogerychwyrndrob wllllantysilio gogogoch, Wales - Welshman Dow Jones was arrested yesterday morning on fraud charges and for impersonating a major indices. Mr. Jones, 94, was released on bail last night after posting the $894 bil...

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Funny story: Dog the Bounty Hunter to Track Down UK Benefit Cheats

Dog the Bounty Hunter to Track Down UK Benefit Cheats

Department of Work and Pensions minister James Plaskitt, has defended Government plans to appoint mullet-headed Hawaiian crime fighter Dog Chapman and his enormous-breasted wife Beth, as figureheads of a new initiative to track down benefit cheats.

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Funny story: More Politicians Embellish VN War Records - VA Uncovers More Fraud

More Politicians Embellish VN War Records - VA Uncovers More Fraud

Atlantic City, Nj/Newark Star Ledger - This New Jersey seaside and gambling resort suffered yet another blow to its image when Mayor Robert Levy was convicted of inflating his Army Service Record and claiming disability payments. Dubbed "The Missi...

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Funny story: Big Phil Scolari in fraud probe

Big Phil Scolari in fraud probe

London, England - The Metropolitan Police Fraud Squad are today investigating Big Phil Scolari, the recently appointed coach of Chelsea F.C."Its misrepresentation innit?" Inspector Terry "Chaggar" Evans "He's just not as...

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Funny story: Canoe Man's Wife Wished Her Husband HAD Drowned

Canoe Man's Wife Wished Her Husband HAD Drowned

Anne Darwin, the wife of 'missing' supposedly drowned canoeist John Darwin, has told a court that she wished he really had drowned, instead of turning up again after 5 years like a bad penny.

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Funny story: Wife of Moscow mayor duped into forking out £50 million for BBC's Frame Academy

Wife of Moscow mayor duped into forking out £50 million for BBC's Frame Academy

London - (Bolshevik Ass Mess): A historic pile that once hosted the BBC's notorious Frame Academy has been flipped for £50 million on the perilous North London property market to Elena Baturina, daftass wife of Moscow Mayor Yury Luzhkov...

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