A British pilot, his Belgian co-pilot and 19 passengers have been killed, after a plane crashed in somewhat bizarre circumstances. The sole survivor of the crash, Arthur Skydiver, told authorities the unlikely series of events which had unfolded.
The Ministry of Defence has announced today that, from early next year, the Royal Air Force will be getting rid of all of its aircraft except those used to ferry officers, MPs and minor royals. In a massive cost cutting exercise 327 fixed wing air...
British Airways which for years has suffered the worst record of baggage loss for any airline has announced a new strategy to cut losses. From 1st January 2011 all of BA's customer baggage will be sent by Ryan Air. Although Ryan Air only operat...
Sandy Broker, who has been a stewardess for several airlines over her 21-year career, told reporters that she had never seen anything like it before and hopes that she never sees anything like it again. Broker was on NorthSouth Airlines night befo...
Strike-ridden airline Bastard Airways, in an effort to win back disillusioned customers, has offered free air miles to Spoof writers who want to cash in some of their spoof points. Writers get points according to how many people read their article...
Early this week flight attendant Steven Slater gave new meaning to every air traveller's nightmare when he announced: "Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat-belts. On behalf of the captain and crew Have A Good Fright ;) :P" What follow...
Unite Union's vote for strike action against the British Airports Authority (BAA) has the sheep community in uproar. 'This is discrimination against animals' announced the RSPCA 'we strongly urge Unite to think again.' BAA has yet to react but is...
Steven Slater, the Jet Blue flight attendant who lost his cool, grabbed two beers, and left the airplane via the escape chute, is being hailed as a national hero today. Witnesses of the incident gave mixed reports of the incident but most hailed...
A somewhat major airline made changes to its carry-on policy that will soon take effect. They will charge up to $45 for all carry-on luggage, i.e. $30 at check in or $45 at the gate. Either way, if you are gonna stick it in the overhead compartment,...
In an earlier report we told you about John and Esther Mathers, a couple who were attempting to join the "Mile High Club" just as the plane hit tremendous turbulence and had floated around naked before the plane landed at Denver in an emergency. I...
Stopping off on an emergency landing in Atlanta, Actors Taylor Lautner and another actor thought to be Jimmy Walker were handcuffed and told to shut up and to keep walking after government officers marched the two through the airport in Atlanta. "...
Popular Tory Vince Cable today announced exciting plans to simultaneously support the Police spending review and the protracted dispute between British Airways and the loony left. The plans involve the police earning a few bob by working as trolle...
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil - As more and more Al Qaeda recruits become unwilling to sacrifice their lives to make a religious statement by blowing themselves and innocent people up on planes, terrorists are having to re-think the whole "how can we make t...
Cheap Airlnes R**N Air and Easy J*t have decided to stop squabbling over an advertising campagne which depicted a certain Greek Sir as Pinocchio with a long nose because their rivals thought he lied non-stop. To prove the point that the Greek Sir...
Budget Airline, Cryan Air, are to introduce a new cattle class to their budget flights. Previously, first class on Cryan Air was getting leg room with your seat, now it is to be actually getting a seat. In an effort to increase dwindling profit...
Today was a beautiful sunny day and I was talking to one of my economic refugee friend about the sky being so clear. It then dawned on both of us that there weren't any high flying planes letting out chem trails to cloud the sky over. "Well that just proves that the shit those planes spray out is not meant to block out any harmful rays from the sun and obviously they're not spaying any chemical...
Iranian planes are being refused fuel in many major European countries as part of a general boycott against all things Iranian including the Burka. Because of the boycott many Iranian planes have become stranded at European airports and Airport tr...
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