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Funny story: Taylor Lautner, Friend Arrested For Terrorism After Airplane Lands

Taylor Lautner, Friend Arrested For Terrorism After Airplane Lands

Stopping off on an emergency landing in Atlanta, Actors Taylor Lautner and another actor thought to be Jimmy Walker were handcuffed and told to shut up and to keep walking after government officers marched the two through the airport in Atlanta. "...

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Funny story: British Airways Raided by Police

British Airways Raided by Police

Popular Tory Vince Cable today announced exciting plans to simultaneously support the Police spending review and the protracted dispute between British Airways and the loony left. The plans involve the police earning a few bob by working as trolle...

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Funny story: Terrorists Claim Quickest Way to Stop Flights is to Sabotage Toilets

Terrorists Claim Quickest Way to Stop Flights is to Sabotage Toilets

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil - As more and more Al Qaeda recruits become unwilling to sacrifice their lives to make a religious statement by blowing themselves and innocent people up on planes, terrorists are having to re-think the whole "how can we make t...

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Funny story: Cheap airlines stop squabbling over Pinocchio advert, it's still a lie though!

Cheap airlines stop squabbling over Pinocchio advert, it's still a lie though!

Cheap Airlnes R**N Air and Easy J*t have decided to stop squabbling over an advertising campagne which depicted a certain Greek Sir as Pinocchio with a long nose because their rivals thought he lied non-stop. To prove the point that the Greek Sir...

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Funny story: Standing Room Only on Cryan Air

Standing Room Only on Cryan Air

Budget Airline, Cryan Air, are to introduce a new cattle class to their budget flights. Previously, first class on Cryan Air was getting leg room with your seat, now it is to be actually getting a seat. In an effort to increase dwindling profit...

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Funny story: Mystery Of The Chem Trails Solved

Mystery Of The Chem Trails Solved

Today was a beautiful sunny day and I was talking to one of my economic refugee friend about the sky being so clear. It then dawned on both of us that there weren't any high flying planes letting out chem trails to cloud the sky over. "Well that just proves that the shit those planes spray out is not meant to block out any harmful rays from the sun and obviously they're not spaying any chemical...

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Funny story: Major European countries refuse to refuel Iranian planes, so what? Passengers are being flown home on Iranian Flying Carpets!

Major European countries refuse to refuel Iranian planes, so what? Passengers are being flown home on Iranian Flying Carpets!

Iranian planes are being refused fuel in many major European countries as part of a general boycott against all things Iranian including the Burka. Because of the boycott many Iranian planes have become stranded at European airports and Airport tr...

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Funny story: Ryanair Leaves 'Em Standing

Ryanair Leaves 'Em Standing

Bargain basement airline, Ryanair, has announced steps to, quite literally, leave others STANDING. Tycoon, Michael O'Really, unveiled plans to remove all seating on his fleet in a bold move to increase passenger comfort. Plans Speaking to a...

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Funny story: It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's . . .

It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's . . .

. . . a car? Well, sort of. It's actually a plane AND a car. It's called the Terrafugia, the flying car, and it may actually be on the market next year. Spoof reporter Gail Farrelly has gotten access to company records, which identify four specific groups being targeted as potential customers: 1. Celebs, who often have to make a quick getaway from the paparazzi. No longer will there...

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Funny story: Early humans could fly says scientist

Early humans could fly says scientist

Archaeologist Dr Phillip Gum has come up with a new theory about the origins of the human population. He says we did not evolve from apes because we still have apes. No he says the evidence points to humans developing from "birds". Fosils have been found of human like creatures with feathers. He states that early man had to escape from predatory animals quickly and the fastest way was to fly.

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Funny story: More Flight Chaos Averted!

More Flight Chaos Averted!

The 06:30 New York to London flight finally landed at Heathrow Airport this evening after a delay of three days. Passengers cheered as they walked off the plane, some of them kissing the tarmac. A number of passengers had to be carried off and wer...

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Funny story: "Come die with me"

"Come die with me"

'Russian Airline Pilots are so drunk they are not even able to complete their log-book between flights since they don't know where they've landed or where they took off from' - a report has revealed. Air stewards are said to regularly step in to c...

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Funny story: Frontier Airlines Employees Care

Frontier Airlines Employees Care

I was downtown at the "Save the Animals not necessarily Our Jobs" airline rally and interviewed a couple of Frontier employees. I asked about how things were going with the merger with Republic and the general state of things. I met Jimmy, who works at Frontier Headquarters, and Captain Mike, a very senior Airbus Captain. "So Jimmy, what do you do at Headquarters for Frontier?" "Well, I used...

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Funny story: Flyers Rights Answered

Flyers Rights Answered

I caught of with Kate Haannii of flyersrights dot something and had the chance to ask her a few questions about Tarmac Delay legislation. Me: Kate, which part of the new Tarmac rules are you most happy with? Kate: When you board a flight and it pushes from the gate, the airline must feed and water you within 2 hours. That is crucial. People should not be expected to eat before they travel, o...

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Funny story: AB Strike Again - Boring

AB Strike Again - Boring

Heathrow. The following are random interviews of flyers waiting for AB flights. John Tuttle going to New York said, "Can't these guys ever get along? AB customers are tired of all the delays and noise and probably checking Utility Air flights...

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Funny story: Crying Babies Added To No Fly List says FAA

Crying Babies Added To No Fly List says FAA

Great news for travelers who enjoy flying. The FAA announced Wednesday that crying babies or children that appear irritable will no longer be allowed to board domestic flights. "We have counseled with Homeland Security and in an effort to accommo...

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Funny story: British Airline Feuding with US Airline over Skyjacked Aircraft

British Airline Feuding with US Airline over Skyjacked Aircraft

New York, NY - When the volcanic eruptions in Iceland forced British airlines to ground many of their aircraft at various American airports until the skies cleared, American airline operators saw an opportunity to take advantage of the situation: the...

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