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Funny story: Most Of Britain Now Underwater

Most Of Britain Now Underwater

A shocking confidential report leaked from environment watchdog Envirowatch reveals that most of Britain is now underwater, and that climate change sceptics are keeping it secret from the public. Starting in 1975, the south west of the country sta...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Found Floating "tits up" and Plucked From Raging Nashville River!

Dolly Parton Found Floating "tits up" and Plucked From Raging Nashville River!

Country Music Fans and Mammary Mavens breathed a sigh of relief today when the Coast Guard announced they had plucked Music Legend Dolly Parton from a partially submerged double wide where she had been clinging to the trailer hitch for the past 24 ho...

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Funny story: Workington's new flood tightrope opens to daredevils

Workington's new flood tightrope opens to daredevils

Motorists who faced an 18-mile detour after a Cumbrian town was split in two by flood waters can now use a £4.6m temporary tightrope. The previous pontoon was destroyed in the floods which caused severe damage in Workington last November. PC Wi...

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Funny story: Airplane Drops Helping New England To Dry Out

Airplane Drops Helping New England To Dry Out

The same airplanes that are used yearly to put out the flames in San Francisco area during the summer are now busy dropping sponges in the waters of the Northeastern United States. Their commander known only as "Bob" with his big fireman pants say...

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Funny story: Rhode Island Under Water, Patrick Kennedy Missing After Car Found Uspside Down Inside Flooded Bar!

Rhode Island Under Water, Patrick Kennedy Missing After Car Found Uspside Down Inside Flooded Bar!

After 15" of unprecedented rain fall, the state of Rhode Island, aptly named 'The Ocean State' continues to search for survivors, including Representative Patrick "Patches" Kennedy, son of the late Senator Ted Kennedy. The troubled representative...

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Funny story: Phil Jones Confesses Omitting Biblical Flood Data

Phil Jones Confesses Omitting Biblical Flood Data

Phil Jones, ringmaster of the East Anglia Climate Research Unit (CRU) coterie of scientists and researchers charged with doctoring and faking data to conform with global-warming advocates, admitted during a BBC question and answer session on February...

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Funny story: UK Spoof Writer Hard at Work Building Ark in Portsmouth for Oncoming Thaw!

UK Spoof Writer Hard at Work Building Ark in Portsmouth for Oncoming Thaw!

Contemplating a rising tide as recent record snow falls are soon to start melting, UK Spoofer Skoob1999 has sworn off Stella, and has devoted himself to building a life saving ARK in anticipation of the coming CATASTROPHE! Local neighborhood yobs...

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Funny story: Battered Brits Braced For Floods As Snow Melts

Battered Brits Braced For Floods As Snow Melts

A warning of severe flooding in low lying areas was issued today as the heavy snowfall of the "Big Freeze" starts to thaw. For beleaguered, battered, and bewildered Brits, such a scenario would be just the latest in a catalogue of ruinous events.

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Funny story: Houses of parliament the cause of recent floods

Houses of parliament the cause of recent floods

Following the recent flooding in the Uk in areas such as cockermouth. a team of leading meteorological scientists have released a report that says: "Global warming is the cause of these storms. and the houses of parliament are the cause of global...

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Funny story: Rising Ocean Levels Tied to Redbox Growth

Rising Ocean Levels Tied to Redbox Growth

Scientists have known for the past few years that ocean levels on the Atlantic seaboard are rising at rates unseen during the past two millennia. Until last week, however, scientists were unable to pin this alarming phenomenon on any one causative fa...

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Funny story: Barry Bonds, With Heavy Head, Says He & Wife Splitting Up?

Barry Bonds, With Heavy Head, Says He & Wife Splitting Up?

Barry Bonds and his beauty of a wife, Liz Watson, are reportedly splitting up. This is according to several showbiz internet sites and radio sports talk that are reporting that Watson has already filed for a legal separation. Bonds, as every base...

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Funny story: "Fowl" Kentucky, Missouri weather blamed on Oprah

"Fowl" Kentucky, Missouri weather blamed on Oprah

ST. LOUIS, MO - Many Missouri and Kentucky residents suffered severe injuries Friday night when the reigning Queen of Media waved her arms, causing heavy showers of chicken wings to fall across much of the area. The line of storms was accompanied...

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Funny story: Sandbag auction shortened for Red River emergency

Sandbag auction shortened for Red River emergency

Darryl Janhonen, of Brunsdale, ND, just south of Fargo, decided three weeks ago to sell off his 100,000-plus sandbag collection on the popular on-line auction site. Janhonen, 47, has been collecting the bags for nearly a decade and meticulously numbe...

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Funny story: Fear of lack of brains forces US evacuation

Fear of lack of brains forces US evacuation

Thousands of people in the American Midwest have been asked to evacuate their homes, after it emerged they had built their homes a few feet from a river that regularly rises 40 feet. This follows the evacuation of an entire city, New Orleans, where m...

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Funny story: Belated FEMA unit finally arrives in New Orleans

Belated FEMA unit finally arrives in New Orleans

NEW ORLEANS, LA - More than 3 years after Hurricane Katrina devastated New Orleans, a FEMA unit pulled into the city's lower 9th Ward this Friday. They apologized for showing up so late, citing the weather and bad holiday traffic as contributing fac...

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Funny story: Seaworld Buys Venice

Seaworld Buys Venice

Venice, Italy - In the wake of this week's devastating floods, Italy's most romantic tourist city has been sold to Seaworld. Mayor of Venice, Backupo Sewero held a press conference in flooded St Mark's Square to make the dramatic announcement.

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Funny story: Starbucks save the planet

Starbucks save the planet

In a leaked memo last week it was revealed that every Starbucks in the UK leaves a tap running constantly in the kitchen. Mocka Chinolatty, head of Starbucks, on hearing the news, instantly interrupted one press conference on Minimum Wage From Tip...

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