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Funny story: Ricki Lake And Butterfly McQueen: Shoulda Read The Instructions.

Ricki Lake And Butterfly McQueen: Shoulda Read The Instructions.

What does former talk-show host Ricki Lake and Oscar-winning actress Butterfly McQueen have in common? Besides no chance of ever being in a movie again --McQueen died in 1995, and Lake is talentless-- both decided that it was a great idea to dump...

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Funny story: FDA to investigate explosion, fire in San Bruno, California

FDA to investigate explosion, fire in San Bruno, California

WASHINGTON, DC - FDA Secretary Thomas J. Vilsack has assigned a task-force to investigate the recent natural-gas explosion and fire that killed four and injured scores in San Bruno, California. When asked why the FDA was investigating, Vilsack res...

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Funny story: Fire Guts Creation Museum

Fire Guts Creation Museum

HEBRON, Ky. - A five-alarm fire roared through the recently-opened 50,000-square-foot, privately-funded Creation Museum today, leaving in ruin a place designed to change minds and rebut the scientific point of view that life on Earth evolved. There w...

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Funny story: A London Fire

A London Fire

In a run-down part of East London a fire destroyed a dilapidated four-storey house that had been divided into four flats. A Nigerian family of six Internet con artists and full time benefit cheats lived on the first floor... all six tragically perished in the fire. A group of seven, Islamic welfare cheats, all illegally in the country, lived on the second floor... they too, all perished...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Stuffing Factory Open Day

Isle of Wight News - Stuffing Factory Open Day

The Isle of Wight Sage and Onion Stuffing Factory in Cowes is to have an open day next Wednesday (the 12th) to celebrate getting it's grand re-opening the Thursday after (the 5th). Island residents remember the day of the catastrophic fire that nearl...

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Funny story: Missing Fire-crew found safe and happy

Missing Fire-crew found safe and happy

A missing fire crew that was last heard from three days ago was found alive and well; along with the first two rescue parties who disappeared looking for the crew. The California forest fire that began six days ago, was thought to be coming under...

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Funny story: Website Fire Causes Widespread Damage

Website Fire Causes Widespread Damage

Police are looking for the proprietor of flammablesubstances.web after the website caught fire last Tuesday, damaging hundreds of computer monitors around the world. The website is registered to a company in Peckham that sells various flammable ma...

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Funny story: Tesco Fire Self Service Checkout Fiasco

Tesco Fire Self Service Checkout Fiasco

A mystery fire has destroyed a Tesco store in Hampshire with 10 customers and 15 staff members still missing. Most of the store was promptly evacuated, whilst those in the self-service section were struggling to complete their purchases. Eyewit...

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Funny story: Fire - the cure for all ills?

Fire - the cure for all ills?

Controversial new research from the Further Institute of Russian Engineering has suggested that a universal cure for all of humanity's ills is possible; but it's not a drug- it's fire. "Fire cures all!" says Dr Ignitus, the world's first pyropath,...

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Funny story: Three injured in Yorkshire gas explosion

Three injured in Yorkshire gas explosion

Three people have been taken to hospital with injuries resulting from a huge gas explosion. There are around 20 ground floor flats affected in Bentley, North Yorkshire. All three emergency services are still on the scene, and are assessing the str...

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Funny story: Heathrow braves blaze

Heathrow braves blaze

A fire burst into flames this morning at a site near to Heathrow airport. This latest incident comes amidst BA's crisis talks with the Unite union and staff's continued walkouts. Willie Walsh is said to be fuming over yet another setback for the...

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Funny story: Warehouse engulfed in flames - Valuable Art missing

Warehouse engulfed in flames - Valuable Art missing

Laslo Long, who owns a number of warehouses in Miami, insured a dockside warehouse as a Valuable Art Bonded Storage Facility. The warehouse inventory listed rarely seen museum collection pieces of art by: Matisse, Andy Warhol, Alexander Calder...

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Funny story: New government campaign targets spontaneous human combustion

New government campaign targets spontaneous human combustion

Costing 3 billion pounds, the new hard-hitting government safety campaign, aimed at cutting fatalities from spontaneous human combustion, will show a man whistling nonchalantly like some kind of idiot while smoke rises all around him. Featuring th...

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Funny story: Second Law Of Thermodynamics Calls Out Firefighters Yet Again

Second Law Of Thermodynamics Calls Out Firefighters Yet Again

In the third roll-out of the shift on Tuesday, Passaic firefighters were called out on a two alarm on Johnson Ave/Higgs St. area. By the time trucks arrived on the scene the ever present law of physics had fully engulfed the two story structure.

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Funny story: Billy Joel admits to starting the fire

Billy Joel admits to starting the fire

Famous musician Billy Joel released a surprise statement today in which he admits to starting the fire. Accused of arson in 1988, Joel released song "we didn't start the fire" in 1989 in which he accuses everyone and everything from Communism to...

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Funny story: Yell Fire in a Crowded Theatre Day announced

Yell Fire in a Crowded Theatre Day announced

A consortium of radio talk show hosts, Birthers, T-Baggers and Republican politicians today anounced a national "Yell Fire in a Crowded Theatre Day" The announcement came amid the growing cries from the conservative movement that the Obama adminstr...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Challenges Mother Nature To A Fight

Schwarzenegger Challenges Mother Nature To A Fight

Sacramento, CA - California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has had enough. "Wildfires, earthquakes, drought, floods, swine flu, Michael Jackson - no more! Mother Nature must be terminated." Schwarzenegger's remarks come as the state recovers fro...

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