The heartbreaking song 'London's Burning' could become a stark reality, if the proposed firefighters' strike goes ahead on Bonfire Night this year. The Fire Brigade Union have told firefighters not to fetch the engines on 5th November, even when...
Recently Rush drummer, Neil Peart proved himself worthy again, playing drums on Fire. Neil Peart was thrown into the sun, and continue to play drums even after his body and drum kit was incinerated in the flames. "I'm so glad Neil did this, a...
A controversy has erupted over a decision by the South Fulton, TN fire department to allow a rural home in Obion County to burn to the ground because the owner did not pay the requisite $75 annual fee to secure fire protection. The fire department...
KEYPORT, N.J., Sept. 22. A Watchman aboard the Steamer "Keyport" was the first to cry, "Fire!", when he spotted the beginning of the devastating fire that ripped through downtown Keyport, NJ last night, destroying thirty-one building and doing damage expected to be in the tens of dollars. "We believe that the fire started by two women with a kerosene lamp, who live in a small room behind ol' Ab...
(Dallas, TX - September 29, 2010)…Troubling news out of the Dallas area today, as a small fire escalated into a fiery grave for 26 members of a local tea party affiliate. The unfortunate incident is being described as a tremendous setback for the gr...
In a stunningly hilarious twist to the old "burning paper bag filled with dog crap" routine, that has been routinely played out down throughout the centuries, some local kids are thought to be behind the setting fire to a whole shit load of dog poop...
What does former talk-show host Ricki Lake and Oscar-winning actress Butterfly McQueen have in common? Besides no chance of ever being in a movie again --McQueen died in 1995, and Lake is talentless-- both decided that it was a great idea to dump...
WASHINGTON, DC - FDA Secretary Thomas J. Vilsack has assigned a task-force to investigate the recent natural-gas explosion and fire that killed four and injured scores in San Bruno, California. When asked why the FDA was investigating, Vilsack res...
HEBRON, Ky. - A five-alarm fire roared through the recently-opened 50,000-square-foot, privately-funded Creation Museum today, leaving in ruin a place designed to change minds and rebut the scientific point of view that life on Earth evolved. There w...
In a run-down part of East London a fire destroyed a dilapidated four-storey house that had been divided into four flats. A Nigerian family of six Internet con artists and full time benefit cheats lived on the first floor... all six tragically perished in the fire. A group of seven, Islamic welfare cheats, all illegally in the country, lived on the second floor... they too, all perished...
The Isle of Wight Sage and Onion Stuffing Factory in Cowes is to have an open day next Wednesday (the 12th) to celebrate getting it's grand re-opening the Thursday after (the 5th). Island residents remember the day of the catastrophic fire that nearl...
A missing fire crew that was last heard from three days ago was found alive and well; along with the first two rescue parties who disappeared looking for the crew. The California forest fire that began six days ago, was thought to be coming under...
Police are looking for the proprietor of flammablesubstances.web after the website caught fire last Tuesday, damaging hundreds of computer monitors around the world. The website is registered to a company in Peckham that sells various flammable ma...
A mystery fire has destroyed a Tesco store in Hampshire with 10 customers and 15 staff members still missing. Most of the store was promptly evacuated, whilst those in the self-service section were struggling to complete their purchases. Eyewit...
Controversial new research from the Further Institute of Russian Engineering has suggested that a universal cure for all of humanity's ills is possible; but it's not a drug- it's fire. "Fire cures all!" says Dr Ignitus, the world's first pyropath,...
Three people have been taken to hospital with injuries resulting from a huge gas explosion. There are around 20 ground floor flats affected in Bentley, North Yorkshire. All three emergency services are still on the scene, and are assessing the str...
A fire burst into flames this morning at a site near to Heathrow airport. This latest incident comes amidst BA's crisis talks with the Unite union and staff's continued walkouts. Willie Walsh is said to be fuming over yet another setback for the...
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