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Funny story: NHL Bans Fighting, Profanity; Players Shift to Spoof Forums Instead

NHL Bans Fighting, Profanity; Players Shift to Spoof Forums Instead

In a surprise move by NHL commissioner Gary Bettman, fighting and the use of abrasive language has been banned from all sanctioned hockey games for the remainder of the 2011 season and beyond, while players who enjoyed that particular piece of the co...

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Funny story: Prison Inmate Fights Turns Into Hockey Games

Prison Inmate Fights Turns Into Hockey Games

Following several recent prison inmate fights at four U.S. northern states, prison officials have decided to flood the common area prison grounds, create an ice rink and distribute hockey equipment to anyone wanting time out of their cells. Adviso...

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Funny story: Violence As Wrong R.S.P.B Attend Village Meeting

Violence As Wrong R.S.P.B Attend Village Meeting

There was uproar last night in Fickleworth, as angry villager's swamped a local town meeting. Geoff Atterton, local bird fancier and ornitholigist, had organised a talk for his monthly group, the Fickleworth Bird Lovers Society, by the Royal Socie...

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Funny story: Capello v Terry Round One Report

Capello v Terry Round One Report

England's former captain, John Terry, has made a strong start in the World Cup Heavyweight Contest between Fabio Capello, Mafia boss of England's team and himself. Round one was scored to Terry on points by the three referees, two were linesmen bu...

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Funny story: Etiquette dooms unwitting participant in transsexual fistfight

Etiquette dooms unwitting participant in transsexual fistfight

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A Nob Hill resident was treated for a mild concussion after being knocked out cold by a transsexual in the streets of San Francisco Saturday night. James Foreman said he had just popped out for a pack of smokes and was returnin...

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Funny story: James Corden Refuses To Fight Gary Lineker In A Cage

James Corden Refuses To Fight Gary Lineker In A Cage

Cheeky funnyman comedic cockney actor James Corden, who starred in 'Lesbian Vampire Killers' with that bloke off the Catherine Tate show, last night denied emphatically that he wanted to fight BBC presenter and ex-golden boot winner Gary Lineker. In...

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Funny story: 1,500 people stage water fight in Hyde Park

1,500 people stage water fight in Hyde Park

Oxford Street had to be closed today after a water fight organised through a social networking sit spilled over onto the streets. 1,500 people attended, and the fight which started at 1pm raged on until 9pm. Police were forced to move in and stop...

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Funny story: Carnival Workers Fight Mandatory Shower Rule

Carnival Workers Fight Mandatory Shower Rule

While the average American male worker takes a daily shower or bath to refresh himself and also rid himself of pesty parasites, dangling dingle berries and pungent odors that might effect his love life deleteriously, carnival workers are furious that...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona and Katie Price camera crews fight

Kerry Katona and Katie Price camera crews fight

Was it bad planning or a publicity stunt, but this morning on the street outside Riverside hotel in London Kerry Katona was coming out as Katie Price was going in. Kerry Katona is currently wooing Katie Price's ex-husband, Peter Andre, which has a...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber vs Stephen Hawking

Justin Bieber vs Stephen Hawking

A cataclysmic feud has begun this week between the biggest force in hip hop and the immovable object of physics. Justin Bieber vs Steven Hawking is a true example of an unstoppable force, meeting an immovable object. It started early this week whe...

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Funny story: US teenagers too 'fat to fight'

US teenagers too 'fat to fight'

Two retired generals, John Shalikashvili and Hugh Shelton, have said that overweight American teenagers are the greatest threat to the nation's future security. "Some of our kids are so fat their only military use would be as something to roll dow...

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Funny story: 'Wanna Be' Hilton Versus 'Has Been' Lohan Fight Scheduled

'Wanna Be' Hilton Versus 'Has Been' Lohan Fight Scheduled

Somehow it's a slow news day when we're talking about Perez Hilton and Lindsay Lohan in the same sentence, but the weekend internet and press fight between the two has escalated into a commitment to face each other in the boxing ring. Accusations...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer ends up like Egyptian Mummy after Fight

Spoof Writer ends up like Egyptian Mummy after Fight

A Spoof Writer ended up in hospital yesterday after a crazy dispute between two Spoof Writers, who cannot be named for legal reasons got out of control. Spoof Writer Y, called Spoof Writer X, a shit writer and X retaliated by asking Y, Why. X then...

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Funny story: Shock: Fighters Fly Off The Handle.

Shock: Fighters Fly Off The Handle.

A London born man has been detained by police indefinitely for pissing on someone's chips. Mr Walken-Cleeshay, who as every schoolboy knows is as old as Methuselah, committed the lewd act and subsequently had his collar felt, after coming to logge...

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Funny story: Peter Kay Says Liam Gallagher Couldn't Punch His Way Out Of A Wet Paper Bag

Peter Kay Says Liam Gallagher Couldn't Punch His Way Out Of A Wet Paper Bag

Bolton funnyman Peter Kay today shrugged off a barrage of insults and threats directed at him by Manchester City supporting "knob-head" who should know better at his age - Liam Gallagher. The ex-Oasis frontman has been running his gob off again, h...

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Funny story: "I don't want to fight you," aggressive muscle-bound guy tells you

"I don't want to fight you," aggressive muscle-bound guy tells you

A BAR SOMEWHERE - Despite dropping into a combat stance and ripping his shirt off, a hulking tough guy has informed you in no uncertain terms that engaging in one-on-one combat with you is the last thing he wants to do. "I don't want to fight you,...

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Funny story: Frank Bruno To Fight Frank Lampard In Dubai

Frank Bruno To Fight Frank Lampard In Dubai

It's just been confirmed that Frank Bruno, former heavyweight champion, is to come out of retirement to fight Chelsea midfield star Frank Lampard in Dubai. The fight is being billed as a tribute to the late BBC boxing commentator Harry Carpenter, who...

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