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Funny story: Feminist Angered by Fugitives List

Feminist Angered by Fugitives List

Put a face to the word "evil," and it will probably have a toothbrush mustache and a comb-over. Or, in this post-9/11 era, a white turban above an unkempt beard, the pairing barely visible through the narrow aperture of a spider hole. Even if you con...

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Funny story: Feminist Angered by Fugitives List

Feminist Angered by Fugitives List

Put a face to the word "evil," and it will probably have a toothbrush mustache and a comb-over. Or, in this post-9/11 era, a white turban above an unkempt beard, the pairing barely visible through the narrow aperture of a spider hole. Even if you con...

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Funny story: Feminism Bites Itself In The Bum?

Feminism Bites Itself In The Bum?

Feminism has struggled (rightly) to do more for the equality of women in a modern, fair society. However it would appear that the meaning of the cause has been lost. Many modern feminist now feel it is their duty to ridicule, de-masculanise and disrespect what 'being a man' stands for. When was the last time you saw a woman's TV show? And a man's TV show? Exactly. Feminism has also meant th...

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Funny story: Old feminist can't find a husband

Old feminist can't find a husband

An 80 year old feminist that spent her entire life complaining about men wants to get married to start a family. Betty Weasel says she's been an advocate for women's rights all her life; she has attended hundreds of rallies to demonstrate against...

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Funny story: Bull Dyke Feminist Whingers Slammed By Spoof Writer.

Bull Dyke Feminist Whingers Slammed By Spoof Writer.

For Spoof writer Skoob1999 a breaking news item concerning complaints over a television ad was the final straw. Choking and spluttering over his beer, Skoob, usually a well balanced individual, promptly kicked the cat and ripped up his daily newsp...

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Funny story: Jenny Shimizu turns into an artist

Jenny Shimizu turns into an artist

Jenny Shimizu the previously used-up tomboy lesbian servant of Madonna is announcing to the world that she is now an official world renowned eccentric artist like Andy Warhol. Her first art exhibition is being displayed at "The Museum of Modern...

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Funny story: 10 Reasons Why Asian Ladies Are Worse Than Western Women

10 Reasons Why Asian Ladies Are Worse Than Western Women

1. Asian ladies know that they are superior to mere men in all facets of life and expect to be treated accordingly. 2. Asian ladies do not want equality; they demand control. 3. Asian ladies have femininity in spades. They know all the tricks and enjoy using them. A passing smile can reduce a man to a blithering idiot in nanoseconds. 4. Asian ladies pay a lot of attention to their appeara...

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Funny story: Feminist in Afganistan infect the Taliban with swine flu

Feminist in Afganistan infect the Taliban with swine flu

Afganistan - An Afghan feminist has reportedly infected herself with the swine flu in Mexico and carried it back into the ranks of the Taliban. The woman whose name is yet known is in a Kabul hospital. One report tells that there may be as many as...

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Funny story: Menarche: The Red Tide Author to Release The Boy in the Stained Pyjamas

Menarche: The Red Tide Author to Release The Boy in the Stained Pyjamas

First the Vagina Monotony got everybody paying attention to that obscure flesh fold from whence we all come or so they want us to believe. Then The Female Orgasm: The Myth dispelled the G-Money in the so-called G-Spot. Menarche : the Red Tide got eve...

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Funny story: Feminists Outrage at Gillette's "Presidential Toiletry Products;" Plan Protests of NOT shaving

Feminists Outrage at Gillette's "Presidential Toiletry Products;" Plan Protests of NOT shaving

Boston, Ma - Feminists were outraged today at Gillette's, world's biggest manufacturer of shaving and grooming products, at their unveiling of a personal toiletry tentatively called, "Presidential Essentials". In what appears to be a bid to capita...

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Funny story: The Meaning of Life Cracked by e-book Guru

The Meaning of Life Cracked by e-book Guru

Christine Carter, author of a series of e-books aimed at helping desperate women get laid, has discovered the meaning of life and it can be yours for just $77 dollars a month. Only last year Carter cracked the secret psychology of all men, much to...

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Funny story: I am Woman Hear Me Roar! Uh-oh.

I am Woman Hear Me Roar! Uh-oh.

We, my wife, daughters and I, just watched Greta Van Sustern's interview of Sarah Palin's husband in Alaska and my wife says, after they showed him and his racing snow machines "Well, they might run him for president one day" and I laughed. Trying to be "cute" and in my best chauvinist voice I said "What are you talking about, that's woman's work now!" And they looked at me like I was referri...

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Funny story: Feminists Back Obama

Feminists Back Obama

In what seems to be the final lance in Hillary Clinton's hope for a presidential nomination, a national organization of feminists has declared that it is now backing Barack Obama.

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Funny story: Local Six year old proclaims girls "Yucky"

Local Six year old proclaims girls "Yucky"

Evan Trotter, a local six year old boy recently called a press conference at the sand box to denounce young human females as "yucky". His comments have outraged local feminists.

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Funny story: Man receives six year prison term for abuse!

Man receives six year prison term for abuse!

A man was sentenced to six years in prison for "abusing" a woman and her 17 year old daughter as they were entering a post office.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton already locking in votes.

Hillary Clinton already locking in votes.

Even though she isn't officially running for election in 2008 yet, Hillary Clinton is already locking in votes from a key group of voters. Her target audience? Feminists.

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Funny story: Marcotte Calls Me Names, So I Call Her Names Too

Marcotte Calls Me Names, So I Call Her Names Too

Bart Sucks (Syndicated Troll) - Sacked, shady feminists Amanda Marcotte and Catherine Price hate my article Why Women Are Wrecking America (The Spoof, 1/12/07). I can't understand why. Marcotte said the article was '...

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