Scientists are now predicting men will cease to be by the year 2050! Women will rule the planet and therefore all men will simply disappear due to irrelevance say the boffins. "Women have been able to conceive without men for years now, but at presen...
Is feminism finally finished? That seems to be the case today as Patti Cockburner, head of NOW's Media Relations Centre, announced the closing of all NOW offices across the United States. "There's no point anymore," siad Cockburner, citing the...
It is predicted that Chinese men will outnumber Chinese women in less than a few more years and this could create a gender imbalance that will leave millions of Chinese men without wives. It's assumed that this imbalance will create a surge in ma...
Put a face to the word "evil," and it will probably have a toothbrush mustache and a comb-over. Or, in this post-9/11 era, a white turban above an unkempt beard, the pairing barely visible through the narrow aperture of a spider hole. Even if you con...
Feminism has struggled (rightly) to do more for the equality of women in a modern, fair society. However it would appear that the meaning of the cause has been lost. Many modern feminist now feel it is their duty to ridicule, de-masculanise and disrespect what 'being a man' stands for. When was the last time you saw a woman's TV show? And a man's TV show? Exactly. Feminism has also meant th...
An 80 year old feminist that spent her entire life complaining about men wants to get married to start a family. Betty Weasel says she's been an advocate for women's rights all her life; she has attended hundreds of rallies to demonstrate against...
For Spoof writer Skoob1999 a breaking news item concerning complaints over a television ad was the final straw. Choking and spluttering over his beer, Skoob, usually a well balanced individual, promptly kicked the cat and ripped up his daily newsp...
Jenny Shimizu the previously used-up tomboy lesbian servant of Madonna is announcing to the world that she is now an official world renowned eccentric artist like Andy Warhol. Her first art exhibition is being displayed at "The Museum of Modern...
1. Asian ladies know that they are superior to mere men in all facets of life and expect to be treated accordingly. 2. Asian ladies do not want equality; they demand control. 3. Asian ladies have femininity in spades. They know all the tricks and enjoy using them. A passing smile can reduce a man to a blithering idiot in nanoseconds. 4. Asian ladies pay a lot of attention to their appeara...
Afganistan - An Afghan feminist has reportedly infected herself with the swine flu in Mexico and carried it back into the ranks of the Taliban. The woman whose name is yet known is in a Kabul hospital. One report tells that there may be as many as...
First the Vagina Monotony got everybody paying attention to that obscure flesh fold from whence we all come or so they want us to believe. Then The Female Orgasm: The Myth dispelled the G-Money in the so-called G-Spot. Menarche : the Red Tide got eve...
Boston, Ma - Feminists were outraged today at Gillette's, world's biggest manufacturer of shaving and grooming products, at their unveiling of a personal toiletry tentatively called, "Presidential Essentials". In what appears to be a bid to capita...
Christine Carter, author of a series of e-books aimed at helping desperate women get laid, has discovered the meaning of life and it can be yours for just $77 dollars a month. Only last year Carter cracked the secret psychology of all men, much to...
We, my wife, daughters and I, just watched Greta Van Sustern's interview of Sarah Palin's husband in Alaska and my wife says, after they showed him and his racing snow machines "Well, they might run him for president one day" and I laughed. Trying to be "cute" and in my best chauvinist voice I said "What are you talking about, that's woman's work now!" And they looked at me like I was referri...
In what seems to be the final lance in Hillary Clinton's hope for a presidential nomination, a national organization of feminists has declared that it is now backing Barack Obama.
Evan Trotter, a local six year old boy recently called a press conference at the sand box to denounce young human females as "yucky". His comments have outraged local feminists.
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