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Funny story: McDonald's To Introduce The McRibeyeburger In Order To Attract Richer Customers

McDonald's To Introduce The McRibeyeburger In Order To Attract Richer Customers

OAK BROOK, Illinois - McDonald's the fast food franchise that brought you the McEnchiladas and the McSushi has just developed another in a line of extraordinary menu items. Company Spokeswoman Nancy Zabeletta stated that for the past seven months...

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Funny story: Popeye's To Open Up A Restaurant In Afghanistan But Under A Different Name

Popeye's To Open Up A Restaurant In Afghanistan But Under A Different Name

SANDY SPRINGS, Georgia - The Popeye's Chicken Corporation has just informed the public that it has worked out a deal with the government of Afghanistan. According to Popeye's Spokesperson Geneva "Chicky" Queensberry a Popeye's Restaurant will be b...

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Funny story: McDonald's To Offer A Special Promotional Burger - The McMandelaburger

McDonald's To Offer A Special Promotional Burger - The McMandelaburger

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The largest fast food franchise in the world has just let its customers know that it will soon be putting out a special limited promotional burger in honor of Nelson Mandela. Nancy Zabaletta spokesperson for the fast food cha...

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Funny story: Fatal Duel at Los Angeles McDonald's

Fatal Duel at Los Angeles McDonald's

Was it road rage or poor engineering that lead to the death of Emilio Rodriguez in the drive-thru of a Los Angeles McDonald's this morning? The local resident, who friends say frequented the world's most popular fast food restaurant, was shot and kil...

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Funny story: Wendy's Could Become Windy's

Wendy's Could Become Windy's

DUBLIN, Ohio - Wendy's is an international fast food chain that mainly sells hamburgers. It was founded in 1969, and currently has 6,650 restaurants world-wide. The executives of the hamburger giant have expressed a desire to rename the company. T...

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Funny story: Taco Bell To Begin Selling A 5-Pound Burrito

Taco Bell To Begin Selling A 5-Pound Burrito

IRVINE, California - The largest Mexican food chain in the United States has just announced that they will soon be introducing their new 5-pound burrito. A Taco Bell spokesperson has informed the public that the new menu addition will be available...

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Funny story: McDonalds Has Added The iBurger To Its Menu

McDonalds Has Added The iBurger To Its Menu

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The McDonald's Corporation has always looked upon itself as being on the cutting edge on new menu items and its newly developed iBurger looks to be a sure winner. Nancy Zabeletta, a spokesperson for the fast food franchise gi...

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Funny story: McDonald's To Drop The Big Mac Sesame Seeds

McDonald's To Drop The Big Mac Sesame Seeds

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The world's largest restaurant franchise chain, McDonald's has just made a monumental announcement regarding its hamburger buns. Golden Arches Spokesperson Nancy Zabeletta has issued a statement that the fast food giant will...

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Funny story: McDonald's To Introduce The McEnchiladas

McDonald's To Introduce The McEnchiladas

OAK BROOK, Illinois - Word from the largest food franchise restaurant chain in the world is that they will soon be adding another entry to their McMenu. Mickey D's spokesperson Nancy Zabaletta informed the news media that after a year in the plann...

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Funny story: McDonald's takes a bite out of franchisees' pockets

McDonald's takes a bite out of franchisees' pockets

Ronald McDonald, CEO of the international fast-food franchise and part-time clown, has become the target of a hate group--the restaurant chain's own franchisees! "The bastard's greed is unbelievable," Betty Crocker, of Ann Arbor, Michigan...

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Funny story: Taco Bell adds new "secret ingredient" to its fast food fare

Taco Bell adds new "secret ingredient" to its fast food fare

TACO BELL, USA - Thanks to Facebook and Twitter, we may never want to order another taco again. In a "disgusting photo," a Taco Bell employee is shown adding a "secret ingredient" to the fast-food franchise's menu by licking a large stack of taco she...

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Funny story: California Taco Licker Fired Real 'Pronto'

California Taco Licker Fired Real 'Pronto'

RIDGECREST, California - A spokesperson for Taco Bell wants all of its patrons to know that the infamous Taco Licker, who licked 30 taco shells, has been fired and customers can once again feel comfortable and enjoy their tacos knowing that they have...

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Funny story: England's Burrito Bell's Introduces The Silver Saddle Supreme

England's Burrito Bell's Introduces The Silver Saddle Supreme

LONDON - Britain's prestigious consumer watchdog agency known as BBB for Britain's Burger Bureau has just released a news bulletin stating that traces of horse DNA have now been found in some of Burrito Bell's menu items. A representative for Engl...

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Funny story: London Opens Up The Nation's First Giddy Up Burger Diner

London Opens Up The Nation's First Giddy Up Burger Diner

LONDON - Brompton Boxgrove, a reporter with Britain's Tickety Boo News, has just reported that merry olde England has just opened up a brand new fast food establishment. Boxgrove reports that The Giddy Up Diner has just opened for business in the...

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Funny story: Japan Warns US Over Escalating Junk Food War

Japan Warns US Over Escalating Junk Food War

McTokyo,Japan-The "Meat Minister" loads two beef patties, a chicken breast, two slices of cheese, three pieces of bacon, lettuce, tomato, and onion onto a classic sesame bun. The "Mega McMiffin" consists of two breakfast sausage patties, cheese, egg,...

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Funny story: Horse Meat Actually Not That Bad Say Brits As New Chain Of Fast Food Restaurants Open

Horse Meat Actually Not That Bad Say Brits As New Chain Of Fast Food Restaurants Open

Despite a frozen food producer being caught up in a scandal over horsemeat found in beef products in the United Kingdom, Sweden and France many Brits are confessing that they actually enjoyed the taste of horse, with many even admitting that they cou...

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Funny story: Uproar from the Nation's Couches Over the Rising Cost of Chicken Wings

Uproar from the Nation's Couches Over the Rising Cost of Chicken Wings

Jay Stillman has had enough. The veteran couch potato from Beeville, Texas, has changed his weekly order for seven buckets of chicken wings. "I'm cutting down to six buckets until they lower the price. Someone has to take a stand," he said. Acr...

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