CHICAGO – (Satire News) – In what fast food pundits are calling the dumbest idea in the world of fast food, the McDonalds McSauerkraut Burger has ridden off to that Burger Paradise in the Sky. A reporter with Hollywood Hors Doeuvres asked a Mickey…
CHARLESTON, West Virginia – (Satire News) – The West Virginia Puritan Association is bragging about the fact that they have finally been successful in getting the West Virginia legislature to ban ass cheek-showing short shorts. WVPA Assistant Vice…
CHUCK WAGON, Texas – (Satire News) - The famous buffalo wings franchise reports that the top executives are in a state of absolute concern and downright panic due to what is being called The Chicken Wing Shortage of 2021. Spokesperson Bernardo Fl…
Pyongyang, North Korea – (Satire News) – Dairy Queen, the hamburger and ice cream parlor franchise giant has been around for 80 years. TheVox Populi news agency reports that the company has just agreed to open up a new Dairy Queen in Pyongyang, No…
CHICKEN CREEK, Kentucky – (Satire News) – Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that due to the nation's widespread chicken shortage, the fried chicken giant will have to alter their menu a bit. TTT reporter Tapioca Swizzle, said that she was told by…
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – One of the greatest players to ever play in the NBA has just stated that he has decided to fulfill his life-time dream, and he will be opening up hamburger restaurants throughout the nation. The Los Angeles Lakers sup…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) - The McDonald’s Fast Food Corporation has hit the fast food lottery, with it’s brand new promotion of giving their patrons an in-the-store Coronavirus shot with a purchase of a Big Mac Meal. The idea is the brain child of…
CHICAGO – (Business Satire) – The McDonalds Corporation has always prided itself in striving to be the first fast food franchise to introduce a new menu item during the early part of each new year. And this year is no different. Mickey D's marketi…
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Satire News) – The Kentucky Health Federation has filed a complaint against the Long John Silver Corporation. The KHF states that patrons in three different establishments have reported finding traces of Pepto Bismol in th…
The Gastro Gazette- (Satire News)--Wikileaks uncovered details concerning a previously unknown sex tape between the Burger King and Ruby Tuesday Thursday, forcing the Burger King to abdicate his burger empire to Carl’s Jr. “It is with great regret…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The world’s number one fast food restaurant chain is always striving to keep one step ahead of the competition. The 26th floor of the McDonald’s headquarters building houses the lettuce department, as well as the departme…
IRVINE, California – (Satire News) – A spokesperson for the In-N-Out hamburger franchise says the company disputes a national publication’s claim that In-N-Out’s French fries taste like chalk. In-N-Out spokeswoman, Tallulah Gruggle, stated that th…
RIYAD, Saudi Arabia - (Satire News) – Authorities with Saudi Arabia’s food watch-dog agency, Fadi Wadi Wadi, are reporting that a random check of a McDonalds in Riyadh found traces of camel meat in the Happy Meal burgers. Store manager, Kasheem Me…
PICKLE TREE, Ohio – (Satire News) – The nation’s third largest fast food chain is always seeking ways to try and catch up to the number two franchise, Burger King. In an effort to climb that much sought-after fast food ladder, Wendy’s has hired th…
Looking after your children properly and administering good advice is what being a parent is all about, and that's what one caring mom was thinking yesterday when she advised her four-year-old son that eating fruit and vegetables would make him big a…
BOSTON – (Fake news) Police are reporting that a woman, who was in the drive-thru lane at a local Jack-in-the-Box, has been taken into custody. A BPD spokesperson said that 89-year-old Ella Laverne Cornball was waiting in line at the fast food pla…
IRVINE, California – The Taco Bell Corporation has decided that, after using the name for almost 60 years, it is time for a change. The Taco Bell Board of Directors, after conducting dozens of research surveys throughout the country, have agreed t…
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