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Funny story: Rectal Surgery and Specialty Trousers New Weight Loss Trend

Rectal Surgery and Specialty Trousers New Weight Loss Trend

With many Americans unable to change life long eating habits, a new medical procedure coupled with prosthetic pants may be the desirable answer. Developed by Dr. C. Emmett Sakatt a colorectal surgical specialist with extraordinarily long fingers,...

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Funny story: Woman accused of fart attack

Woman accused of fart attack

A 56-year-old woman allegedly caused £10,000 worth of damage in the Tate Gallery of Modern Art. She ruined an Andy Warhol painting valued at around £10m by pointing her bare arse at it and letting rip with a series of thunderous and vicious farts.

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Funny story: Another hole due to farting

Another hole due to farting

A second hole in the ozone layer has been discovered, but this time its thought the cause of it is farting! "With so many foods that give us wind these days its not really a surprise. We know beans and cheese are high on the list of 'wind makers...

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Funny story: Health and safety investigating explosion at Manchester Food Festival

Health and safety investigating explosion at Manchester Food Festival

The Manchester Food and Drink Festival was rocked by an explosion and fireball late last night sending revellers running for safety and leaving three people hurt and dozens more traumatised. Health and Safety officials have moved in to identify th...

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Funny story: UK obese musical genius farts Mozarts "Eine kleine Nachtmusik" perfectly!

UK obese musical genius farts Mozarts "Eine kleine Nachtmusik" perfectly!

A musical genius has been discovered farting Mozart's symphonies (and others) perfectly. He is an obese gentleman from Hampstead and discovered that he had received this God-given talent by farting on the bog of a local McDonald's restaurant after de...

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Funny story: Al Gore 'Hot' After Being Denied Insurance Against "Spontaneous Human Combustion!"

Al Gore 'Hot' After Being Denied Insurance Against "Spontaneous Human Combustion!"

Al Gore denounced all insurance companies today after it was revealed he has been denied medical and life insurance against "Spontaneous Human Combustion" based on the determination he suffers from a 'pre existing condition' according to a spokesman...

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Funny story: Man with Disposable Lighter Tries to Blow Up Airplane with Farts

Man with Disposable Lighter Tries to Blow Up Airplane with Farts

A man with a cigarette lighter tried unsuccessfully to ignite his own gas aboard a Delta flight yesterday. He was wrestled to the ground by passengers and members of the crew, inches away from the cockpit door. Witnesses say the suspect had his pan...

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Funny story: Have You Farted? (Warning - Contains Foul And Abusive Language)

Have You Farted? (Warning - Contains Foul And Abusive Language)

"Have you farted?" "I dunno...why d'you ask?" "You dunno?" "I dunno." "You don't know if you farted?" "Nah." "You must have something wrong with you mate. If you don't even know if you've dropped a sly one." "I didn't hear nuffink..." "You must have felt it." "Could 'ave. I s'ppose. P'rhaps I just dint notice..." "Well - it stinks." "Stinks o' wot?" "Eggs. And c...

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Funny story: Intelligent Chimp's Arse Explodes

Intelligent Chimp's Arse Explodes

Animal Rights activists are up in arms after George the Chimp was found dead in his cell at the Center for Simian Studies and Anthropology in Coventry. Curious George was the first Chimp in captivity to figure out how to use basic kitchen implemen...

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Funny story: Farty Arse Comes Up Trumps!

Farty Arse Comes Up Trumps!

Accrington man, Farty Arse, who changed his name by deed poll from Julius Woodbine in 1997 has come up trumps on the National Lottery after netting a cool five hundred pounds on a scratch card. Mr Arse - unemployed since 1979 - excitedly revealed...

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Funny story: New Grimsby buses to run on farts

New Grimsby buses to run on farts

It was announced today that Stagecoach Grimsby and Cleethorpes are going Eco friendly with the purchase of 10 methane run vehicles, The buses are due in July and follows Stagecoach Lincoln's purchase of Bio Methane vehicles. The Grimsby buses w...

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Funny story: G8 says world economic smell gaining strength, eyes g-strings

G8 says world economic smell gaining strength, eyes g-strings

DEADVILLE, France (Rooters) - The Group of Eight leaders agreed on Friday that the global economic stench was becoming more "self-sustained," although lower clothing prices were 'hampering' further growth. In a communique to be issued at the end o...

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Funny story: Confessions of Spoof Writer Lady Godiva-including her aversion to the word 'tits' but not to the word penis.

Confessions of Spoof Writer Lady Godiva-including her aversion to the word 'tits' but not to the word penis.

Spoof Writer Lady Godiva recently confessed that she has an absolute dislike for the word 'tits'. She can say, arse, fart, penis and other stuff but hates saying 'tits'. This came to her notice (she hadn't thought about it before) when she accepted the role of 'Mavis', the lead in a local amateur production of the stage play, "Steppin' Out". Lady G. worked hard to teach the non-tap dancing...

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Funny story: Auditory Experts Liken Keith Olbermann's Voice To That Of "One Ass Cheek Farting"

Auditory Experts Liken Keith Olbermann's Voice To That Of "One Ass Cheek Farting"

Keith Olbermann, the pundit who considers his one sided rhetoric to be journalism, has been identified as "special" by scientists specializing in sound. From his laboratory at Johns Hopkins University, Dr. Blake Nickel made the following statement:...

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Funny story: Gov. Chris Christie: "As endearing as a beer fart!"

Gov. Chris Christie: "As endearing as a beer fart!"

A public opinion poll released late yesterday sums up the public sentiments about Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey with the statement of one of those interviewed: "As endearing as a beer fart!" Despite the likeability rating of less than five...

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Funny story: Taxing Farts

Taxing Farts

The proposed Carbon Tax smells like nothing more than taxing farts writes Les Patterson Jnr My Fellow Australians and other fans, My name is Les Patterson Junior. Yes it's true, I exist and I am the number one son of Australia's supremely awesome representative to the UN and cultural attache' to the Far East. This is my first national communique and I want to take this opportunity to say...

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Funny story: Villa Players Disciplined After Spa Incident

Villa Players Disciplined After Spa Incident

Two of Premiership outfit Aston Villa's senior players have been disciplined following an incident at a team bonding day at a health spa last week. Manager Gerard Houllier confirmed that "firm and punitive" action had been taken against centre hal...

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