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Funny story: Squirrels Become Farmers

Squirrels Become Farmers

Scientists believe an extraordinary evolution is occurring in squirrels. They are evolving from opportunist scroungers to farmers.

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Funny story: Former Attorney General picking lettuce?

Former Attorney General picking lettuce?

Former American top cop, Alberto R. Gonzales, was discovered not to be a US citizen according to research conducted by the Associated Press.

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Funny story: Utah Farmer Finds Strawberry Inside Tomato

Utah Farmer Finds Strawberry Inside Tomato

Mormontown, Utah (IP) - A Utah farmer has reported finding a strawberry growing inside of a tomato. Food industry scientists are eager to get their hands on a sample of this miracle fruit. Through genetic engineering it may soon become possible make...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown "All farmers must pass strict hygiene rules". 'No more intimacy with sheep' sanctions.

Gordon Brown "All farmers must pass strict hygiene rules". 'No more intimacy with sheep' sanctions.

Gordon Brown, former Girl Guide, passed strict rules today in a bid to stop sheep shagging Farmers from defiling innocent Bovines and Ovus and thus end their suffering.

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Funny story: Foot-in-the-Mouth: A cancerous tumour on the arse of Great Britain.

Foot-in-the-Mouth: A cancerous tumour on the arse of Great Britain.

Foot-in-the-mouth disease strikes the UK, yet again "Those dirty farmers don't know how to control their nobs," says Gordon Ramsay, British PM...

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Funny story: Farmers Threaten Smallville Cast & Crew

Farmers Threaten Smallville Cast & Crew

(A corn field in the USA, Rioters) - Farmers across the country today sharpened their pitchforks and gathered around cornfields, barring the way of the 'Smallville' crew to plow through, to shoot scenes for their upcoming 26th season. The far...

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Funny story: WMD Found In UK, Thanks Monsanto

WMD Found In UK, Thanks Monsanto

Chemical company Monsanto has recently been in the news for its genetically engineered seeds. These sterile seeds are forcing Third World farmers to purchase seed from Monsanto instead of the old-fashioned plant's ability to make their own seeds...

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Funny story: "Rampant Rabbit" Looks To Its Carbon Footprint

"Rampant Rabbit" Looks To Its Carbon Footprint

Sex shop chain, Anne Summers, has today decided to do something about its carbon footprint and is introducing biodegradable merchandise for the first time.

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Funny story: Mexican Tortilla Eaters, US Pig Farmers and Alcoholics Unite

Mexican Tortilla Eaters, US Pig Farmers and Alcoholics Unite

With the rising popularity of ethanol made from fermented corn mash, the price of Mexican tortillas, animal feed, US pig farmers rely on to fatten their livestock and alot of drunks whose primary source of nutrition comes from corn mash related produ...

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Funny story: Farmers Fields Are An Embarrassment

Farmers Fields Are An Embarrassment

Amazing reports today from Norwich, telling of a farmer whose fields of root vegetables all look like male genitals.

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Funny story: Conversation Sparks Expedient Study; Professionals Over-Thinking "Big Issues" In Life

Conversation Sparks Expedient Study; Professionals Over-Thinking "Big Issues" In Life

Scientific studies came out today proving that persons belonging to the American, professional class, have a tendency to over-think issues like marriage and having children and should take a lesson from the working class if they are really serious ab...

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Funny story: Cow-Patty Bingo Still Holds Southern Charm

Cow-Patty Bingo Still Holds Southern Charm

Anthropologists discovered today that there are traditions that southerners just aren't going to part with. And one of these traditions is cow-patty bingo.

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Funny story: Concern Over E. Coli Outbreaks Sparks Creative Thinking - Terra Farming Plan For Mars Revealed

Concern Over E. Coli Outbreaks Sparks Creative Thinking - Terra Farming Plan For Mars Revealed

Scientists for the FDA (Food is a Drug Administration) concerned about recent outbreaks of E. Coli this fall and winter in the United States, suggested today that Mars might be the answer for an alternative food source.

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Funny story: Star-Bellied Sneeches Protest NAIS

Star-Bellied Sneeches Protest NAIS

Washington, DC- A spokesman for the USDA noted today that "We have been informed by our secret sources that our National Animal Identification System (NAIS) has missed a group that we should have been tracking previously. Evidently "Star-b...

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Funny story: Sat Nav Drives Farmer to Ruination

Sat Nav Drives Farmer to Ruination

A livid Lincolnshire farmer is today blaming sat nav as the reason he is now out of business. Yokel, Faramir Giles, has blasted the in-car high-tech devices as evil beyond belief for what they did to "him and his"...

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Funny story: Iowa Farmer Sells GPS-Based Crop Circle Creation Kit

Iowa Farmer Sells GPS-Based Crop Circle Creation Kit

DES MOINES-Rodney Rooter, an Iowa corn farmer has created a kit which he is selling to other mid-western farmers to help them create crop circles in their fields with their own tractors. The kit includes an easy-to-use computer program on DVD to desi...

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Funny story: Mutilated Mice in Cash Claim

Mutilated Mice in Cash Claim

Three visually-impaired mice, who all had their tails severed in a horrific domestic incident, have lodged a compensation claim with the UK's National Farmers Union.

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