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Funny story: Voldermort' Baby

Voldermort' Baby

Outside the skies are blue and the trees are in full blossom, but in Diagon Alley family planning clinic an anxious Voldermort is sat in the waiting room.

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Funny story: Big Fat F**ker eats the last sausage

Big Fat F**ker eats the last sausage

Stunned diners at the McWiggerdly household were left distraught after watching their 10 year old fat fucker of a son eat the last sausage in the entire house.

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Funny story: What do Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Kellie Pickler and Wal-Mart have in common?

What do Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Kellie Pickler and Wal-Mart have in common?

Black Friday and Cyber Monday are bench marks that are designed to gage the American public's thirst to give crappy presents to family, friends and pets. Is this a news story?...

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Funny story: Bhuto Refuses to Work for Bush Family

Bhuto Refuses to Work for Bush Family

As the Bush family planned the thrown elections of 2000 and 2004, Musharraf was placed in power in 1999 by Cheney, et al.

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Funny story: Pam Ayres Controversial new poem - When I am Older than tomorrow

Pam Ayres Controversial new poem - When I am Older than tomorrow

Pam Ayres, poet Laurette of a fading English ideal has released her most controversial new poem to date. It does not always rhyme, but we have had to clean it up, and the fourth, fifth and sixth stanza's really were not suitable for a family publication like this, so here is the version we are able to print.

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Funny story: Equestrian IX (last post)

Equestrian IX (last post)

The buyer along with his family waited outside, at the gate. He, too, had put on his best clothes, hanging medals won in WWII. His 14-year old grandson was polishing a saddle in the station wagon. At the order of the master of the ceremony, the event commenced. A platoon size choir stood next to a band using civilian musical instruments. The gate opened. H-345 was led by a man dressed in medieval...

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Funny story: Kent Pete's Advice to Parents, Part One

Kent Pete's Advice to Parents, Part One

Your teenage daughter is showing signs of anorexia. She will not eat in front of the family, she will only eat a few foods, especially those low in fat and calories, and more worryingly she appears to base her self-worth on body weight and body image. Further you have recently discovered a supply of laxatives in her bedroom.

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Funny story: Im ticked!

Im ticked!

Hi all, yes we are here, moved to Missouri close to family, unpacked, tierd, and ready to get into the pool. But, Let me tell you what I'm not ready for.

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Funny story: Top Ten Reasons why Johnny Ovaltine Loves THE SPOOF

Top Ten Reasons why Johnny Ovaltine Loves THE SPOOF

Every since I stumbled across this website I feel that I've found a new home among family and friends. I would like to take this opportunity to let you know just what being here means to a man like J.O. Here's the list…...

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Funny story: Husband and Wife Of 20 Years Discover They Are Brother And Sister

Husband and Wife Of 20 Years Discover They Are Brother And Sister

Spokane WA: Bill and Millie Roth, married 20 years discovered today that they share the same father. The Roth's were having DNA tests to discover who was more compatible for their 18 year old son who needed a kidney transplant. The DNA results, w...

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Funny story: Billy Bob's Family

Billy Bob's Family

My grandson, Billy Roy Joe Bob, snuck into mah white lighnin' agin. I jest kain keep that grandson o mine away frum tha still.

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Funny story: Relatively Speaking

Relatively Speaking

Family - they say you can't live with them, can't sell them as slaves. So how does the average person survive them? There are three keys to maintain your family ties and your sanity. All of these are interrelated, no singular one can survive without the others. They are deception, fake smiling and alibis.

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Funny story: CompUSA's Family Replacement Plan

CompUSA's Family Replacement Plan

CompUSA, the place where people shop for technology has been selling replacement plans for many of the technological products that they sell.

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Funny story: Dead Man Returns Own Casket To Costco

Dead Man Returns Own Casket To Costco

Ft Myers Florida - Oscar De La Yenta a former resident of Ft. Myers Florida returned a casket that was bought by his family at the Local Costco in Ft Myers Florida.

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Funny story: Introduction of New Writer: Doppelbock

Introduction of New Writer: Doppelbock

In order to understand Doppelbock, you must first understand the history of his family -- the Bock family.

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Funny story: Death to Fun on Video

Death to Fun on Video

Millions of citizens across the United States are being assailed daily with sinister telephone calls from someone calling herself Cammy Argyle, who invariably begins the conversation by asking to speak to 'the lady of the house.'...

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Funny story: Lessons I Have Learned from My Son

Lessons I Have Learned from My Son

I seem to have a stubborn streak in me that wants to do everything without asking the man upstairs for help. In my opinion, God really does not care if I have corn, peas, lima beans, or green beans with dinner, so I should not waste his time asking. Generally, minor sniffles or 24 hour bugs do not require religious blessings, fasting by family members, or hours spent on my knees; these petty tri...

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