I'm an artist and being an artist, I realize that I'm more sensitive than others. Not that makes me better, just more sensitive. And better. We're also more intuitive. Just the other day, I knew it was going to be a rainy day even before I saw any weather forecasts, for I could feel the foreboding, the darkness, a sense of sadness. Also, it had started to rain. But I wouldn't have even needed that...
The nation should just plain quit picking on Trump and his tweets! For heaven's sakes! Grow up! What happened to freedom of the press? Doesn't Trump have a right to an opinion? Just because T was allegedly elected to the highest office in the wor...
Washington, DC President Donald Trump, after hearing something about Brexit on Fox News, immediately began tweeting. "I would like to meet with Queen Elizabeth to warn her about getting out of breakfast. It is not a good idea for Britons and if yo...
Secret Service sniper Joe McShoots became unraveled during an anti-Trump protest outside the White House and started shooting up the protesting crowd. Six people were confirmed dead and another 16 were wounded, 6 critically. "I've had it with the...
In a tweet last night and again this morning in a written statement President Donald Trump called former FBI director James Comey... "a leaker and a freaker and a bathroom peeker!" Trump went on to say in his written statement that it was a mat...
Science Town, USA Ever since Trump took office, a secret organization, the Scientists for Sanity, have been working on a brain ray for Trump. "We knew right away that there was something seriously wrong with Trump the moment he started campaignin...
Earlier today from the Kremlin, Vladimir Putin announced that: Yes, he rigged the voting machines in Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin during the last US presidential election, and did so just to embarrass that NATO-loving, EU supporting, capitali...
So now, we finally know what was all the mystery behind Jared Kushner's Russia connection. It turns out that he was trying to get in contact with his Russian mercenaries at the Kremlin. He'd lost touch with them, you see? Something went technically w...
Dystopian theme park DizzyLand has added a President Trump inspired Impeachment Boat to their diverse lineup of fun and satirical rides. Now it's the most popular ride at DizzyLand and the top search term in the San Diego area. As this reporter en...
"OK, are we all here?" demanded the President Select as he rushed in fashionably late to his own White House staff meeting. "Yes, Mr. President, all are present." answered Kellyanne Conway for everyone. "Good, good!" mumbled Trump as he busily...
New York, NY Hoping to take advantage while the Trump family vacationed on the nation's dime, the FBI raided Trump Tower to find the only member of the Trump family not on vacation, Barron Trump, using a cattle prod to force illegal immigrants to use...
Odds-makers across the continents now have Mr. Trump out of the office by the end of the year at 2-1. According to a White House insider Mr. Trump was impatient to get away on his trip to more hospitable company abroad, to talk international relat...
Sparking yet another constitutional crisis, President Trump has fired the Supreme Court and assembled a panel of current and former American Idol judges to rubber stamp his Cinco de Mayo ban and other controversial policies. Simon Cowell, Paris Hi...
The White House has disclosed Mr. Trump has a problem with his right thumb, which may require extirpation and replacement. A specialist in thumb and middle finger replacement, Dr. Richard Milhous Severing, has laid out the problem as "peculiar for...
This morning, Sarah Huckabee Sanders gleefully issued a two-line press release declaring FOX News to be the winner of a covert "competitive" bidding war for White House Corps press credentials. Terms of the winning bid were not disclosed. Sand...
Forensic Scientist Discovers Acting US Attorney General's Recommendations for Comey's Firing Was Actually Written by Dr. Harold Bornstein Late Thursday evening, Sandia Lab scientist, Dr. Irwin Corey announced the results of his analysis of Acting...
Not content with wiping out numerous executive orders issued by his predecessor, President Donald Trump today signed a document canceling Abraham Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation. Surrounded by officials from the Merchants and Manufacturers Asso...
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