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Funny story: Capello takes up a cappella

Capello takes up a cappella

Barbershop singers around the world think its fab that Fabio Capello is taking up a cappella. Barbershop singers by the way, just in case you don't know, are not guys that sing in hair dressing salons - they're groups of four guys that sing withou...

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Funny story: Lying, sex tape star and convicted drink driver named new England football captain

Lying, sex tape star and convicted drink driver named new England football captain

Fabio Capello today proudly announced the name of the next English football captain today after relieving John Terry of the responsibility. It's none other than the star of classic TV show 'Rio Plays For Laughs' - Rio Ferdinand. The youth of En...

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Funny story: Vanessa Perroncel - Expect More Revelations Soon - Terry Sacked as England Skipper

Vanessa Perroncel - Expect More Revelations Soon - Terry Sacked as England Skipper

Reports are flooding into my office tonight stating that John Terry has been sensationally sacked as England football captain by no nonsense head coach Fabio Capello. At this point I am still waiting for confirmation, as is the case with reports that...

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Funny story: Fabio Capello invents new language of Capellese

Fabio Capello invents new language of Capellese

England football manager Fabio Capello, who has had lessons to learn how to speak English, today decided to invent a new language instead. Speaking from FA headquarters in a chip shop off the Fulham Road, he held a press conference to give the med...

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Funny story: Fabio Capello gets tough with hard hitting Tommy Cooper jokes!

Fabio Capello gets tough with hard hitting Tommy Cooper jokes!

WEMBLEY [LONDON]: So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?". He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays". Imbedded into the England team set up for some days now, our on the spot reporter, issued wi...

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Funny story: Fabio Capello: "Tommy Cooper was my hero!"

Fabio Capello: "Tommy Cooper was my hero!"

Tommy Cooper's statuesque profile of Fabio Capello, or is it the other way round, filled the England dugout. Then Fabio 'Cooper' Capello told another joke; A man walked into the doctors, he said "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor sa...

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Funny story: Fabio Capello To Swap Places With Susan Boyle Because He Looks A Bit Like Her

Fabio Capello To Swap Places With Susan Boyle Because He Looks A Bit Like Her

There was controversy at Soho Square this afternoon when it was announced that England football team manager, Fabio Capello, was to make an extraordinary job swap with Scottish singing sensation, Susan Boyle, because he looks a bit like her. The s...

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Funny story: Owen recalled by Capello

Owen recalled by Capello

Michael Owen has been called again by Fabio Capello. Unfortunately it was only to tell him that he should consider retiring from International football. Owen told a close friend, who thus in turn told me which effectively proved the lack of closen...

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Funny story: Fabio Capello Withdraws From England Squad

Fabio Capello Withdraws From England Squad

There was more drama at the England training camp this morning before tonight's friendly with Germany, when team boss Fabio Capello became the latest of a growing number of withdrawals from the squad. After Wayne Rooney, Rio Ferdinand, Wes Brown,...

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Funny story: Fabio Capello 'Happy' With Steven Gerrard And Frank Lampard Withdrawals

Fabio Capello 'Happy' With Steven Gerrard And Frank Lampard Withdrawals

England football manager Fabio Capello is not angry with clubs over the loss of key players for Wednesday's friendly match with Germany, claims the Football Association. Capello has had to change his plans after Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard we...

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Funny story: Hull City's Geovanni To Become Naturalised Englishman In Time For Next World Cup Qualifier

Hull City's Geovanni To Become Naturalised Englishman In Time For Next World Cup Qualifier

Geovanni, Hull City's brilliant free-scoring Brazilian, is to become English, according to a report on a bus. The player, real name Geovanni Deiberson MaurĂ­cio, has only made one appearance for Brazil, and that came way back in 2001 in a 1-0 home...

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Funny story: Capello Denies Twin

Capello Denies Twin

England manager Fabio Capello today denied reports that he has a famous twin brother. The Italian, 55, dismissed a national tabloids claims that himself and Postman Pat were separated at birth as "Ridiculous". And in an exclusive i can reveal t...

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Funny story: England pre Capello was a circus claims Ferdinand

England pre Capello was a circus claims Ferdinand

England football team vice captain, Rio Ferdinand, rather honestly told journalist that under the previous two regimes the team had a circus feel about it. He was commenting on some of the off field aspects between games not when they were on pitc...

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Funny story: England Ready For Belarus Onslaught

England Ready For Belarus Onslaught

After last weekend's controversial booing scenes at Wembley during their World Cup qualifier against Kazakhstan, England are bracing themselves for a similar onslaught of jeering from a partisan crowd in Minsk tomorrow night. England take on the m...

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Funny story: Belarus Side Includes Three Terrorists

Belarus Side Includes Three Terrorists

England are expecting an explosive encounter in tomorrow afternoon's Group 6 World Cup qualifier against Belarus in Minsk, after it was revealed that three of their opponents are known terrorists. Andrei Mahmood, Karim Almunij and Tarkem Melshesh...

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Funny story: Fabio Capello The Greatest England Manager Since Steve McClaren

Fabio Capello The Greatest England Manager Since Steve McClaren

After his team's magnificent win in Croatia on Wednesday, England boss Fabio Capello is now being hailed as this country's greatest international manager since Steve McClaren. England dealt the Croats a severe drubbing in the 4-1 victory, with pin...

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Funny story: Croatia Game May Be Capello's Last

Croatia Game May Be Capello's Last

England manager Fabio Capello is under pressure today after his teams' inept performance in the 2-0 win over Andorra, and knows that a similar performance against Croatia on Wednesday may bring the curtain down on his reign in charge. England had...

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