In shock news that is almost certain to keep other less interesting though equally worthless news off the front pages this morning, it's been alleged that President Donald Trump has been seen holding hands with FOX News political commentator and talk…
NEW YORK CITY – It is no secret that Fox News is sick and tired of getting so many complaints about how horribly Laura Ingraham mispronounces even simple words, like 'hoax', 'C-19', 'grapes', and 'bitch'. They have warned Ingraham repeatedly, but…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The President of the United States has again shown that he is addicted to lying. As many have said, the man could not tell the truth if he was offered 50 Big Macs. His brain is programmed to lie, lie, lie, and lie a whole bun…
NEW YORK CITY – Fox News host, Tucker Carlson, is truly upset and extremely worried at the fact that a total of 51 advertisers have already dropped his show, including Big Grandma Bras, Compound W, FDS, and the CIA. Carlson says he now knows how B...
Fox News’ slanted coverage of political news, according to three recent studies, has kept the GOP base in a constant state of rage, forcing GOP politicians to shift further right to satisfy the demands of their voter base. So, to prevent further tota...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider has revealed that most of the president’s staff members are worried about his state of mind, which they say is turning into a bowl of Wheaties. They point out that he is becoming more and more of a big, gig...
NEW YORK CITY – Well, it certainly did not take long for Fox News Golden Boy, Sean Hannity, to fire back at the First Lady! Melania Trump told her husband’s personal attorney, Segundo Juarez, that she thinks that Donnie and Seany are about as clos...
Donald Trump’s bone spurs have reappeared, at least according to Trump’s close friend, Dr. Pierson Stab. The bone spurs kept Trump from being drafted and sent to fight in the Vietnam War. The debilitating nature of the spurs of a then-athletic twenty...
NEW YORK CITY – In a move that caught just about every employee at the Fox Network by surprise, Fox owner, Rupert Murdoch, has announced that Fox will be merging with Comedy Central. The Baltimore Beacon Star newspaper first broke the news after t...
NEW YORK CITY - Fox News reporter Tucker Carlson interviewed Judge Jeanine Pirro regarding the recent rumors that she had been drinking while on the air. The judge became quite upset, and told him that it was not beer, nor whiskey, nor tequila, bu...
NEW YORK CITY – Word coming out of the Ivory Tower at the Fair and Balanced Network is that the powers-that-be are not at all happy with one Judge Jeanine Pirro. And the reason for Fox News honchos being unhappy, is because Judge Pirro, who was te...
There was great excitement across the whole of America last night, and the Fox News switchboard was jammed, as hordes of callers started to phone the station with their 'Melania Trump Anagram Competition' submissions, and there were some interesting...
LONDON - Reports coming out of England confirm that Prince Charles, the son of Queen Elizabeth II, has, in fact, just tested postive for the COVID-19 flu virus. And, within 45 seconds, Trump Central (aka Fox News) reported that they truly believe...
NEW YORK CITY – The president, Donald Trump, has had a text fest with the prince of Fox News, Sean Hannity, and Trump was not a happy camper, as they say over in Yellowstone National Park. Trump is said to have told Hannity that he’s tired of seei...
JACKPOT, Nevada – The 45th president Donald Johnny Trump was campaigning up in Jackpot, Nevada, allegedly the home of The Nevada Chapter of The KKK. The Jackpot chief of security, Leander F. Capote, 57, stated to the media that there were 117 peop...
Railing against the fearmongering to which climate scientists and reporters are subjecting youth regarding the fate of the planet, Fox News has reported that children are significantly happier overall watching climate-change-denying Fox News. "It'...
In a marked shift from evolutionary patterns of the past, scientists say that modem-day human evolution has come to a screeching halt. "If anything, we're regressing," said evolutionary biologist Peter Forman, Ph.D. "We didn't really want to publi...
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