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Funny story: UK to Pull out of FIFA over World Cup Fiasco: "Reds, Frogs, Quatar and Somali Pirates Can Go Play with Themselves" says Wills!

UK to Pull out of FIFA over World Cup Fiasco: "Reds, Frogs, Quatar and Somali Pirates Can Go Play with Themselves" says Wills!

Shortly after it was announced that the next two World Cup sites had been awarded to Russia and Quatar (wtf), as an Act of God, a spokesman for The Disappointed Three Lions Negotiating Committee, said "quits" to the corrupt Federation International...

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Funny story: £460 Million spent for TWO votes at the FIFA World Cup bid.

£460 Million spent for TWO votes at the FIFA World Cup bid.

Zurich, SWITZERLAND: England's World's Cup bid was humiliatingly destroyed as FIFA revealed that the England bid won just two votes. 2018 World Cup bid voting. First round: England 2 votes. Belgium-Netherlands 4. Spain-Portugal 7. Russia 9. (E...

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Funny story: Cameron, Beckham and Wee Willy Windsor schmooze FIFA

Cameron, Beckham and Wee Willy Windsor schmooze FIFA

Switzerland - (Gnomes Of Zurich Mess): The tosspot trio landed in Cloud Cuckooclock Land today ahead of the 2018 World Cup announcement. Billed as 'England's Finest!' their schmooze of bribery-accused FIFA officials promises discreet - and Wiki...

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Funny story: Fifa Fieves Fired

Fifa Fieves Fired

Following the BBC 'Panorama' programme on alleged corruption by FIFA executives the organisation has announced that all those named have no place in FIFA. Demands are being made to the individuals that they repay any money given to them to act corrup...

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Funny story: England Ranked 13th In FIFA World Cup Rankings

England Ranked 13th In FIFA World Cup Rankings

The England football team may not have won the World Cup in South Africa, but their progression into the second stage of the tournament has lifted them into a lofty 13th place in the FIFA World Cup rankings, and coach Fabio Capello says the team dese...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Bid for World Cup 2018 rejected

Isle of Wight News - Bid for World Cup 2018 rejected

Councillor Nathan D'Stallion, 48, had some bad news for island residents on Wednesday. "It's sad news for the Isle of Wight today," he said, "as we have received notification from FIFA that we are not going to be the hosts for the 2018 World Cup."...

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Funny story: World Cup Cheating Scandal

World Cup Cheating Scandal

The honour of the world cup in South Africa was under threat last night, amid allegations that the whole competition has been fixed so that the best two teams will eventually meet each other in the Final. It's even been claimed that the eventual w...

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Funny story: Monkeys Replace Humans as Referees for World Cup 2010

Monkeys Replace Humans as Referees for World Cup 2010

After many complaints about the poor calls being made by the referees hired to service the World Cup 2010 soccer matches, FIFA officials have decided to hire trained monkeys to referee the remaining games. Said one official "there is no doubt in o...

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Funny story: South African Security Stewards Begin Riot Over Pay in Vuvuzelas

South African Security Stewards Begin Riot Over Pay in Vuvuzelas

Durban, South Africa - A small riot broke out shortly following the soccer match in Durban between Germany and Australia over what was eventually deemed a protest by Security Stewards over the pay they received for a long day of working the soccer ma...

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Funny story: 'Our Balls Are Ok' Says FIFA

'Our Balls Are Ok' Says FIFA

As the World Cup draws ever closer, players and staff alike have been complaining about FIFA's new balls. England keeper David James complained; "FIFA's balls are completely out of control; they bounce everywhere and are very slippery when wet". H...

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Funny story: David James Told To "Decide On Hairstyle"

David James Told To "Decide On Hairstyle"

England goalkeeper David James has been told by FIFA to make a decision on which hairstyle he will sport during the 2010 World Cup in South Africa, and to "stick to it!" James, 39, the Portsmouth goalie who is about to jump ship and sign for Spurs...

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Funny story: FIFA President tattoes his testicles!

FIFA President tattoes his testicles!

At an extraordinary press conference on Sunday, the FIFA President showed off his brand new bollocks to the worlds media. In response to growing concerns over whether South Africa can host the next world cup, he whipped off his trousers to show t...

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Funny story: Blind-eyed Refs To get New Powers

Blind-eyed Refs To get New Powers

Football referees are to be given increased powers to sanction the ever-dwindling number of professional players committing fouls and cheating. From next Tuesday, in addition to traditional finger-wagging, FIFA will grant refs the power of reaso...

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Funny story: Kaka is a hit with the fans and the FIFA's World Player of the Year; though he still refuses to apologize for his name

Kaka is a hit with the fans and the FIFA's World Player of the Year; though he still refuses to apologize for his name

Milan, Italy - Kaka, as a child growing up in the poor cesspool filled slums of Brazil, struggled to overcome the handicap of his name. Jeered by his schoolmates and neighborhood kids alike, Kaka, ironically was always last to be picked when it came...

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Funny story: Football Rules

Football Rules

New rules are to be introduced to football to endorse fair play. FIFA drafted an idea based on a dream.

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Funny story: FIFA World Player Of The Year Announced: Paul Robinson!

FIFA World Player Of The Year Announced: Paul Robinson!

Spurs goalkeeper Paul Robinson has been named as FIFA World Player Of The Year, fighting off competition from Kaka, Messi and Ronaldo in the process, at a special gala in western Alabama.

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Funny story: Farewell special one!

Farewell special one!

There you have it. The most successful manager in Chelsea's history gets the chop, the next victim in the Kings Road version of "my egos bigger than yours."...

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