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Funny story: BBC in more trouble after asking viewers to vote for winner of 1972 Eurovision Song Contest

BBC in more trouble after asking viewers to vote for winner of 1972 Eurovision Song Contest

After some high-profile scandals involving phone-ins to TV programmes, the BBC has yet again found itself at the centre of controversy. This time, viewers were asked to vote on who they thought would win the 1972 Eurovision Song Contest, a competiti...

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Funny story: U2's Larry Mullen Jr, Noel Gallagher and the Corrs to represent Ireland in Eurovision 2008

U2's Larry Mullen Jr, Noel Gallagher and the Corrs to represent Ireland in Eurovision 2008

Ireland has won the Eurovision song contest a record 7 times but were both humbled and humiliated this time around when the Irish entry 'They cant stop the spring' came last, amassing a grand total of five points thanks to Albania, a nation n...

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Funny story: Top UK Professor Reveals 'Nothing Really Exists!'

Top UK Professor Reveals 'Nothing Really Exists!'

After a week long study, top UK Scientist, Dalek and ex front man of the modern glam rock band 'The Darkness' Professor Squawking, sensationally revealed 'nothing really exists'...

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Funny story: Euro-disaster as Scootch make an arse of it

Euro-disaster as Scootch make an arse of it

Scooch, the British entry into this-years Eurovision Song Contest flew back into Heathrow yesterday evening to scenes of hysteria. People cheered "You're crap!" and "Tossers!"...

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Funny story: Ireland Bring Out The Big Guns For Serbia

Ireland Bring Out The Big Guns For Serbia

After their disastrous showing in the Eurovision Song Contest last night, 35 times winners Ireland, have announced their representative for next year's event, set to be staged in Serbia.

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Funny story: Ireland Peace Rift over Eurovision Debacle

Ireland Peace Rift over Eurovision Debacle

The leaps forward taken in the peace process in Ireland resulting in an unprecedented union between the Reverend Ian Paisley and former IRA commander Martin McGuiness today suffered a severe blow over the debacle that was the Irish entry in Eurovisi...

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Funny story: Scooch Thrown Out Of Eurovision Song Contest

Scooch Thrown Out Of Eurovision Song Contest

That celebrated international festival of anti-talent, the Eurovision Song Contest gets under way in Helsinki this Saturday amid the usual controversies and scandal that make it one of the most shambolic, manufactured and tedious eve...

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Funny story: Eurovision and Big Brother Combine Forces

Eurovision and Big Brother Combine Forces

Endemol, makers of popular reality show Big Brother today announced plans to combine forces with The Eurovision Song Contest to create a mega formatted tat-fest of weird over-the-top characters.

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Funny story: Torture in Iraq as Baghdad hosts Eurovision Song Contest

Torture in Iraq as Baghdad hosts Eurovision Song Contest

Tony Blair pulled off one last insult when he persuaded the Eurovision organisers to move the World Famous Song Contest final from Helsinki to Baghdad.

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Funny story: Eurovision drag act angers Iranians

Eurovision drag act angers Iranians

Tehran - (Ass Press): Angry Iranian nationalists have protested against the selection of a controversial drag queen to represent their country in the Eurovision Song Contest.

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Funny story: Red Nose Day 2007 Under Threat

Red Nose Day 2007 Under Threat

Red Nose Day celebrations, scheduled for this Friday, 16th March 2007, could be under threat, due to complaints from people with big red noses.

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Funny story: Let There Be Light (Kissing)

Let There Be Light (Kissing)

Former Darkness frontman Justin Hawkins is hoping to wow the public into voting for him and Beverlei Brown to represent the UK in this year's Eurovision Snog Contest.

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Funny story: Israel picks Nuke Me One More Time for Eurovision entry

Israel picks Nuke Me One More Time for Eurovision entry

Tel Aviv - (Rioters): Cocking a snook at Islamic fundamentalist nutters in Tehran who have vowed to delete it from the planet with a nuclear missile, Israel's entry for this year's Eurovision Song Contest is a Britneyesque ditty called Nuke M...

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Funny story: Morrissey's Eurovision Glory Under Threat from Radiohead

Morrissey's Eurovision Glory Under Threat from Radiohead

Just hours after it emerged that flower-wielding tunesmith Morrissey was a shoe-in for the UK's Eurovision entry, mardy rockers Radiohead have rained on his parade.

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Funny story: Dana Heartbroken As Irish Moon Dream In Tatters

Dana Heartbroken As Irish Moon Dream In Tatters

It's all gone Pete Tong for one time Eurovision darling Dana who won the competition for Ireland in 1970.

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Funny story: Eurovision Over ?

Eurovision Over ?

The board that organize the Tv Turd that is The Eurovision song contest said that this years compeitition would be the last a spokesperson said "It is with great relief and a good feeling in my heart that eurovision is no more This years cont...

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Funny story: Blair To Win Eurovision Song Contest

Blair To Win Eurovision Song Contest

Clare Short heaped further humiliation on Tony Blair, by sensational claims that British spies had tapped the phones of Eurovision Song Contest entrants.

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